1956 JOHNNY GUITAR WATSON THREE HOURS PAST MIDNIGHT ORIGINAL 7"45 FRANK ZAPPA

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1956 - JOHNNY GUITAR WATSON - THREE HOURS PAST MIDNIGHT / RUBEN - ORIGINAL 7" VINYL RECORD 45 RPM SINGLE - BESIDES BEING ON 4 FRANK ZAPPA ALBUMS, FRANK SAID JOHNNY'S SONG "THREE HOURS PAST MIDNIGHT" WAS WHAT INSPIRED HIM TO BECOME A GUITARIST - ALSO IN AN 80'S U.K. INTERVIEW WHEN FRANK WAS ASKED WHO HE THOUGHT WAS THE GREATEST GUITARIST OF ALL TIME, FRANK ANSWERED JOHNNY GUITAR WATSON. HEY, THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING BECAUSE FRANK NOT ONLY KNEW SOME OF THE BEST, HE PLAYED WITH SOME OF EM', HELL, HE JAMMED WITH HENDRIX IN NEW YORK CITY - SO HERE IT IS, THE ORIGINAL 1956 SINGLE THAT MADE FRANK WANNA BE A GUITARIST - RPM RECORDS LABEL - 45X455 - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS -

"THE PRESENT DAY DYER REFUSES TO COMPOSE" - REV. A. WEST

BOTH SIDES SOUND GOOD AND WHEN I PLAYED EM' ON A DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE HOOKED UP TO A HEAD AMP. LIKE I SAID UP THERE LIGHT SURFACE NOISE, PLAYS GOOD 'N LOUD, ABSOLUTELY NO SKIPS OR STICKS. VISUALLY THERE'S SOME SCUFF TYPE OF SURFACE MARKS. ACTUALLY I COUNTED 7 REAL NOTICEABLE ONES ON THE 3 HOURS SIDE, AND 3 OR 4 ON THE RUBEN SIDE, ALTHOUGH THERE'S MORE OF THE SUPER LIGHT VARIETY ON EACH SIDE. HEY, THIS IS A 60 YEAR OLD SINGLE. THERE'S SOME GENERAL WEAR ON THE LABELS, A NAME STICKER AND A SMALL TEAR ON THE RUBEN LABEL. YOU CAN SEE ALL OF THAT IN THE PHOTOS. THE RECORD COMES IN A HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S TYPE SLEEVE. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.... BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.THAT'S WHAT THE RECORD LOOKS AND SOUNDS LIKE, SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH? 

YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY WHEN YOU PURCHASE THIS ITEM. SO NO LONGER WILL I GET TO HEAR DEM EXCUSES WHILE LAUGHING MY ASS OFF SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: "I FORGOT THAT THIS WAS A VINYL RECORD.THE LAST ONE THAT I PURCHASED GOT DAMAGED WHEN I TRIED TO CRAM IT INTO MY CD PLAYER","I THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS RICCARDO ZAPPA RELATED. ISN'T FRANK ZAPPA THAT GUY WHO SAT ON TOILETS OR SOMETHING?","AFTER CONSULTING WITH MY WIFE WHO SAID THAT SHE WAS GOING TO STICK MY BALLS IN A VICE IF I PURCHASED JUST ONE MORE FRANK ZAPPA RELATED RECORD, I DECIDED TO PLAY IT SMART AND BUY AN APRON, BROOM AND MOP FOR ME TO USE INSTEAD". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE MISERABLE EXCUSES ARE TRUE. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE AND CERTAIN TRANSACTIONS, HOWEVER IN TRYING TO KEEP IN STEP WITH ALL OF THOSE BIG TIME SELLERS, THAT WANNA MAKE EVEN THE SMALLEST THING A HASSLE, AND THE FACT THAT YOU PROBABLY DESERVE MORE GRIEF IN YOUR LIFE THAN YOU'RE CURRENTLY GETTING, YOU'LL NEED TO READ THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALITY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, A PERSON NEEDS TO MEET AND / OR EXCEED ALL OF THE FOLLOWING REQUIREMENTS: YOU NEED TO HAVE PURCHASED MORE THAN ONE ITEM FROM ME, NOT ONE ITEM FROM ME, AND A HELEN REDDY ALBUM FROM SOME WOMAN NAMED JOE. YOU NEED TO HAVE PAID FOR THOSE ITEMS WITH A PAYMENT RECEIVED BY ME, NOT ONE PAYMENT FOR ONE ITEM MADE TO ME, AND THEN YOU GO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR MONEY ON A HOOKER IN SOME SEEDY MOTEL. YOU MUST NOT BE NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND MUST PROMISE THAT IN THE FUTURE NEVER TO BE: CAUGHT SLOBBERING DRUNK AT THE PALOMINO, THEREFORE RECEIVING UP TO, AND INCLUDING 30 DAYS IN SAN BER'DINO. NUISANCE DILLHOLE OR DILLWEED. LARRY'S MOTHER. THE GUY WHO RECENTLY HAD THE UNMITIGATED AUDACITY TO TELL ME THAT HE WAS OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS, AND THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. ..

FREE FIRST CLASS MAIL SHIPPING IN THE U.S.A.

NO SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. , MOLDAVIA, SLOBVARIA,THE RIPOFF REPUBLIC OR THE PILFER ISLANDS }.

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE OTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , STEVE VAI PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, BULL ANGUS, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, PINK FLOYD, JIMI HENDRIX, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?