1967 FRANK ZAPPA MOTHERS OF INVENTION MONO YELLOW LABEL PROMO 12 LP W/ LIBRETTO

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1967 - THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - ABSOLUTELY FREE - ORIGINAL FIRST U.S.A PRESSING - MONO YELLOW LABEL PROMO 12" LP - - EVEN INCLUDES THE ORIGINAL VERVE RECORDS DOUBLE SIDE PRINTED INNER SLEEVE - VERVE RECORDS YELLOW LABEL PROMO DISC JOCKEY RECORD - V-5013 - BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE, BECAUSE I'M INCLUDING, OK, OK, YOU GUESSED IT, ABSOLUTELY FREE A COPY OF THE MAIL ORDER IN 1967 ONLY ABSOLUTELY FREE LIBRETTO THAT HAD NOT BEEN INCLUDED WITH THIS PROMO LP - - IT HAS ALL OF THE WORDS TO THE SONGS IN THERE - SO NOW YOU CAN SING ALONG WITH THE RECORD, BUT UNLIKE YOUR SLOBBERING DRUNK FRIENDS ACTUALLY SING THE LYRICS CORRECTLY AT YOUR NEXT BONGO PARTY OR WEENY ROAST, AND JUST LET ME ADD THAT FRANK WOULDA' APPRECIATED EVEN THAT LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT - SO CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS - OK LARRY?

SIDE 1 ABSOLUTELY FREE POOTS FORTH: PLASTIC PEOPLE - THE DUKE OF PRUNES - AMNESIA VIVACE - THE DUKE REGAINS HIS CHOPS - CALL ANY VEGETABLE - INVOCATION & RITUAL DANCE OF THE YOUNG PUMPKIN - SOFT-SELL CONCLUSION & ENDING OF SIDE 1.

SIDE 2 THE M.O.I. AMERICAN PAGEANT OOZES OUT: AMERICA DRINKS - STATUS BACK BABY - UNCLE BERNIE'S FARM - SON OF SUZY CREAMCHEESE - BROWN SHOES DON'T MAKE IT - AMERICA DRINKS AND GOES HOME.

NICE HEAVY CARDBOARD ALBUM COVER. THEY JUST DON'T MAKE EM' LIKE THAT THESE DAYS. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, THEY DON'T MAKE VERY MANY ALBUM COVERS AT ALL ANYMORE. THERE'S SOME EDGE WEAR MOSTLY ON THE LEFT SEAMS FOR SOME REASON. A ONE OR TWO  INCH SEAM SPLIT IF YOU STICK YOUR HAND INSIDE OF THE CARDBOARD SLEEVE AND PULL THE SIDES APART . I'M JUST SAYING THAT IT LOOKS LIKE IF YOU DID IT, THAT'S WHAT YOU'D SEE. NO TAPE. NO WRITING. SOME LIGHT YELLOWING IN SOME OF THE WHITE AREAS. HEY, SIMPLY PUT ON THOSE GLASSES AND LOOK AT THE PHOTOS YO'SELF?

BOTH SIDES PLAY REALLY NICE WHEN YOU'VE HEARD AS MANY ORIGINAL ABSOLUTELY FREE LPS AS I HAVE. IF YOU'RE INTO THE MOTHERS AND HAVE HEARD THE AFORE-MENTIONED VERSIONS YOU'LL HEAR A DIFFERENCE. SOME PEOPLE, INCLUDING MYSELF THINK THAT THE ORIGINAL 1967 MONO MIX OF THIS LP WAS THE BEST VERSION EVER POOT FORTH. BUT HEY, IT COULD JUST BE A GROUP OF GEEZERS TALKING THAT HATE CHANGE AND HATE WHEN SOME ORIGINAL MEMBERS OF A BAND THAT RECORDED AN ALBUM
GET THEIR PARTS RE-RECORDED ON SOME REISSUES. YEAH, THERE'S A LITTLE SURFACE NOISE. BUT WADDA EXPECT FROM A 48 YEAR OLD PROMO MONO LP? VISUALLY, MOVING BOTH SIDES AROUND UNDER A 100 WATT LIGHT BULB, FIRST OF ALL IT'S A SOLID HEAVY VINYL PRESSING, NOT THIN AND CHEAP AS PRESSINGS LATER BECAME. YES,THERE'S SOME SURFACE MARKS BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THE ENTIRE SURFACE IS COVERED IN EM'. BESIDES, THERE'S NONE DEEP GROOVE ENOUGH TO CREATE ANY POPS, CLICKS OR SKIPS. JUST LIGHT SURFACE NOISE WHICH IN THE CASE OF MONO PRESSINGS, SOME WAS PRESENT WHEN THE LP WAS RELEASED. THE RECORD COMES WITH THE ORIGINAL VERVE RECORDS PRINTED PAPER INNER SLEEVE WHICH AMAZINGLY ENOUGH HAS NO SEAM SPLITS, JUST CREASES AND YELLOWING.  BUT WAIT...., THERE'S MORE BECAUSE THE RECORD NOW INCLUDES A COLLECTOR'S HIGH QUALITY TYPE OF INNER SLEEVES JUST LIKE THE REAL RECORD COLLECTORS USE, AND JUST WHEN YOU WERE STARTING TO GET WET WITH EXCITEMENT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREEEEEE.

PAYMENT BY PAYPAL ONLY.

YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS ITEM WHEN YOU PURCHASE IT. I'LL TELL YA' FOLKS, THOSE MISERABLE EXCUSES WERE GETTING KINDA' OLD SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: "WHILE REMOVING MY PANTS IN THE RESTROOM AT THE LOCAL BUS STATION, THE SENATOR ACCIDENTALLY PUSHED MY PANTS INTO THE TOILET AND MY WALLET GOT FLUSHED", "MY MISTRESS SAYS THAT I'M BECOMING MORE OF A FOUL OAF EVEN AFTER ALL OF THE PUNISHMENT SESSIONS, THERE-FORE, I'LL NEED THE EXTRA MONEY THAT I HAD BEEN PLANNING TO USE BUYING THIS ITEM AND WILL HAVE TO GIVE IT TO HER, SO THAT MY SESSIONS OF BENDING OVER WHILE REMOVING THOSE RUBBER PANTS THAT I'M FORCED TO WEAR AND GETTING MY ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS BEAT WITH A COPY OF ROLLING STONE CAN INCREASE", "MY WIFE FINALLY GOT TIRED OF STICKING MY BALLS IN A VICE EVERY TIME THAT I HAD PURCHASED ANOTHER MOTHERS OF INVENTION RECORD, SO SHE FINALLY LEFT AND TOOK MY BALLS WITH HER. NOW I'LL NEED THE MONEY TO GO BUY A SET OF NEW BALLS". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE STUPID EXCUSES ARE TRUE.

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CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, STEVE VAI , TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , THE GTO'S . PLUS I'VE ADDED MANY OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK BANDS SUCH AS CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, JETHRO TULL AND OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE; SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY WHERE THE MUFFINS ARE ALWAYS FRESH AND JUST MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO REMOVING THEIR ROSETTAS FOR A GEEZER SUCH AS YOURSELF. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?