1967 MOTHERS ABSOLUTELY FREE CANADA STEREOPHONIC LP + LIBRETTO COPY FRANK ZAPPA

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1967 - MOTHERS OF INVENTION - ABSOLUTELY FREE - ORIGINAL 1ST CANADIAN STEREOPHONIC LP - UNCENSORED CARDBOARD ALBUM COVER THAT HAS THE "WAR MEANS WORK FOR ALL" PRINTED ON THE BACK COVER AND IN CANADA THEY DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO HIDE IT. AFTER ALL ANYBODY HERE IN THE USA WHO DIDN'T THE MONEY OR CONNECTIONS TO GET A DOCTOR TO CLAIM THAT THEY HAD BONE SPURS, WOULD RUN UP THERE TO AVOID GETTING STUCK IN THE VIETNAM WAR. . NOW INSIDE THE GATEFOLD COVER IS AN AD THAT SAYS SEND MONEY AS MUCH AS YOU CAN GET $1 MINIMUM TO FRANK'S PO BOX IN LOS ANGELES AND HE'LL SEND YOU A LIBRETTO WITH ALL THE WORDS THAT ARE ON THIS ALBUM, EVEN THE SNEAKY ONES. ALSO THERE WERE SOME FREAK MAPS STILL AVAILABLE . THIS IS THE ORIGINAL STEREO MIX. WHEN THIS ALBUM WAS LATER REISSUED THE ORIGINAL MASTER TAPES WERE IN SUCH BAD SHAPE WHEN FRANK FINALLY GOT THEM BACK AFTER A LAW SUIT WITH MGM THAT HE HAD TO RE-RECORD SOME OF THE PARTS. ALSO I'M INCLUDING A COPY OF THE 16 PAGE LIBRETTO THAT HAS ALL OF THE WORDS WRITTEN DOWN FOR ANYBODY WHO WANTS TO SING ALONG WITH THE RECORD. BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT, THE LIBRETTO IS A COPY, NOT THE ORIGINAL THAT SOME HUNGRY FREAK WOULDA' RECEIVED HAD SOMEBODY SENT IN THAT DOLLAR WHICH NOT MANY PEOPLE EVER DID. HEAVY CARDBOARD ALBUM COVER HAS SOME YELLOWING AS YOU MIGHT EXPECT AFTER 53 YEARS. SOME EDGE WEAR AND A SPLIT ON THE SPINE THAT DOESN'T GO ALL THE WAY THRU TO THE CENTER. . I DON'T SEE ANY RING WEAR, BUT IT HAS PLENTY OF OTHER TYPE OF WEAR TO MAKE UP FOR IT. CHECK OUT ALL THE PHOTOS. WHY DO YOU THINK THEY'RE HANGING THERE?. THE RECORD IS A HEAVY PRESSING THAT HAS PLENTY OF SCUFFS AND HAIRLINES. YES THERE'S SURFACE NOISE, BUT NO SKIPS OR REPEATS. ACTUALLY THERE'S LESS SURFACE NOISE THAN I HAD EXPECTED TO HEAR WHEN I FIRST LOOKED AT IT. I'LL TELL YOU, SURFACE NOISE AND ALL I THINK IT STILL SOUNDS BETTER THAN THOSE REISSUES IN MY OPINION, AND IF IT DIDN'T HAVE ANY SURFACE NOISE IT PROBABLY WOULDN'T SOUND LIKE MOST OF THE ORIGINAL ABSOLUTELY FREE ALBUMS I'VE HEARD. ANYWAY IF YOU CAN'T STAND SOME SURFACE NOISE, GO BUY ONE OF THOSE REISSUES OR A CD. NATURALLY THERE'S SOME SPINDLE MARKS ON THE LABELS THAT YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO SEE BY PLACING YOUR PROTRUDING NASAL APPENDAGE IN FRONT OF PHOTOS 2 & 3. THE RECORD COMES IN A PLASTIC INSIDE OF PAPER INNER SLEEVE FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH NOW. BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS AND IF YOU PLAN ON SINGING ALONG WITH THE RECORD AT YOUR NEXT BONGO PARTY OR WEENIE ROAST, YOU JUST MIGHT WANNA BE CAREFUL WITH WHOM YOU'RE SINGING ALONG WITH. OK LARRY?

IS IT JUST ME OR DOES MITCH MILLER LOOK LIKE THE DEVIL? YEAH, IF YOU'RE A DINOSAUR GEEZER YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT, HE HAD THAT SING ALONG WITH MITCH TV SHOW. WELL NOT ONLY WAS HE SCARY LOOKING, BUT HE WAS AN A&R MAN FOR MERCURY AND COLUMBIA RECORDS. THAT'S RIGHT, HE WAS A RECORD COMPANY EXECUTIVE AND HE HATED ROCK 'N' ROLL. IN 1958 HE SAID "ROCK 'N' ROLL IS MUSICAL BABY FOOD. IT IS THE WORSHIP OF MEDIOCRITY, BROUGHT ABOUT BY A PASSION OF CONFORMITY". HUH? THEY SAY HE WAS BORN IN 1911 AND CROAKED IN 2010, BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IT. BECAUSE, NOW CHECK THIS OUT: A FEW YEARS AGO THEY FOUND SOME OLD PAPYRUS SCROLLS IN SOME CAVE IN THE MIDDLE EAST. WHEN THEY DECIPHERED THEM, TO THEIR AMAZEMENT THEY DISCOVERED THAT ONE OF THEM SAID THAT THE DEVIL WOULD RETURN AS A RECORD COMPANY EXECUTIVE. HEY, THEY WERE WEARING SANDALS AROUND BACK THEN AND RECORDS DIDN'T EVEN EXIST. SO HOW DID THEY KNOW THAT? NOW THE GOVERNMENTS BEEN TRYING TO KEEP IT QUIET, THEY DON'T WANNA CREATE A WORLD WIDE PANIC. BESIDES, I HEAR THAT THEY'RE TRYING TO CHECK OUT IF MITCH REALLY DID CROAK, OR IF HE'S STILL LURKING AROUND SOMEWHERE. SO ROCK 'N' ROLL MIGHT NOT REALLY BE SATAN'S MUSIC, AND YEZ BETTER BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHO YEZ SING ALONG WITH THESE DAYS. OK LARRY?

SIDE ONE POOTS FORTH ABSOLUTELY FREE: PLASTIC PEOPLE - THE DUKE OF PRUNES - AMNESIA VIVACE - THE DUKE REGAINS HIS CHOPS - CALL ANY VEGETABLE - INVOCATION & RITUAL DANCE OF THE YOUNG PUMPKIN - SOFT-SELL CONCLUSION & ENDING OF SIDE #1.

SIDE TWO OOZES OUT THE M.O.I. AMERICAN PAGEANT: AMERICA DRINKS - STATUS BACK BABY - UNCLE BERNIE'S FARM - SON OF SUZY CREAMCHEESE - BROWN SHOES DON'T MAKE IT - AMERICA DRINKS AND GOES HOME.  

YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY WHEN YOU PURCHASE THIS ITEM. SO NO LONGER WILL I GET TO HEAR DEM EXCUSES WHILE LAUGHING MY BEHIND OFF SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: "I FORGOT THAT THIS IS A VINYL RECORD.THE LAST ONE THAT I PURCHASED GOT DAMAGED WHEN I TRIED TO CRAM IT INTO MY CD PLAYER","I THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS RICCARDO ZAPPA. ISN'T FRANK ZAPPA THAT GUY WHO ALWAYS LIKED TO SIT ON TOILETS?","AFTER CONSULTING WITH MY WIFE WHO SAID THAT SHE WAS GOING TO STICK MY BALLS IN A VICE IF I PURCHASED JUST ONE MORE FRANK ZAPPA RECORD, I DECIDED TO PLAY IT SMART AND BUY AN APRON, BROOM AND MOP FOR ME TO USE INSTEAD". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE MISERABLE EXCUSES ARE TRUE. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE AND CERTAIN TRANSACTIONS, HOWEVER IN TRYING TO KEEP IN STEP WITH ALL OF THOSE BIG TIME SELLERS, THAT WANNA MAKE EVEN THE SMALLEST THING A HASSLE, AND THE FACT THAT YOU PROBABLY DESERVE MORE GRIEF IN YOUR LIFE THAN YOU'RE CURRENTLY GETTING, YOU'LL NEED TO READ THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALITY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, A PERSON NEEDS TO MEET AND / OR EXCEED ALL OF THE FOLLOWING REQUIREMENTS: YOU NEED TO HAVE PURCHASED MORE THAN ONE ITEM FROM ME, NOT ONE ITEM FROM ME, AND A HELEN REDDY ALBUM FROM SOME WOMAN NAMED JOE. YOU NEED TO HAVE PAID FOR THOSE ITEMS WITH A PAYMENT RECEIVED BY ME, NOT ONE PAYMENT FOR ONE ITEM MADE TO ME, AND THEN YOU GO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR MONEY ON A HOOKER IN SOME SEEDY MOTEL. YOU MUST NOT BE NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND MUST PROMISE THAT IN THE FUTURE NEVER TO BE: CAUGHT SLOBBERING DRUNK AT THE PALOMINO, THEREFORE RECEIVING UP TO, AND INCLUDING 30 DAYS IN SAN BER'DINO. NUISANCE DILLHOLE OR DILLWEED. LARRY'S MOTHER. THE GUY WHO RECENTLY HAD THE UNMITIGATED AUDACITY TO TELL ME THAT HE WAS OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS, AND THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. ..

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE OTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , STEVE VAI PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, BULL ANGUS, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, PINK FLOYD, JIMI HENDRIX, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?