1968 RUBEN & THE JETS 1ST PRESSING CANADA STEREOPHONIC FRANK ZAPPA INSERT COPIES

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1968 - CRUISING WITH RUBEN & THE JETS - RARE ORIGINAL CANADIAN 1ST STEREOPHONIC PRESSING OBTAINED FROM A GUY IN CANADA WHO CLAIMED HE WAS THE ORIGINAL OWNER - HEAVY CARDBOARD GATEFOLD COVER - VERVE RECORDS STEREOPHONIC LIVING SOUND FIDELITY LABELS - V6 5055 - BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE...., BECAUSE I BET THERE MIGHT BE A FEW PEOPLE WHO, AFTER LISTENING TO THIS RECORD WILL WANT INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO DO THE BOP AND HOW TO COMB & SET A JELLYROLL. THAT'S WHY I, REV. A. WEST, FEELING NOW THAT FRANK ISN'T AROUND MY DUTY TO INFORM YOU, WILL PROVIDE COPIES OF THE INSERTS WITH THE VERY INFORMATION YOU SEEK - THESE INSERTS HAD NEVER BEEN INCLUDED WITH THIS RARE CANADIAN PRESSING, HELL, THEY WEREN'T INCLUDED WITH THE U.S.A. PRESSINGS EITHER. SO HERE ARE SOME COPIES OF THE ONES FROM THE 1985 OLD MASTERS ONE BOX SET- CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS AND READ THE ENTIRE DESCRIPTION AFTER YOU SCROLL PAST AN ANSWER TO A RECENT QUESTION BELOW - OK LARRY?

RECENTLY, YET ANOTHER CONSUMER COINCIDENTALLY NAMED LARRY WITH AN INQUIRING MIND ASKED ME:

HEY REV, WADDA YEZ DOING SELLING ALL OF THAT ZAPPA ON EBAY? SHOULDN'T YEZ BE DOING SOMETHIN' ELSE LIKE SAVING SOULS OR SOMETHIN'? HUH?

WELL LARRY, YOU SEE UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE IN MY PROFESSION, I HAVEN'T MANAGED TO GET 20 MILLION DOLLARS IN MY HEAVENLY BANK ACCOUNT YET. IT SEEMS I JUST CAN'T FIND ENOUGH CHUMPS WHO WERE BORN AGAIN. SO I GOTTA SUPPLEMENT MY INCOME SOMEHOW. RIGHT LARRY?

SIDE A POOTS FORTH: CHEAP THRILLS - LOVE OF MY LIFE - HOW COULD I BE SUCH A FOOL - DESERI - I'M NOT SATISFIED - JELLY ROLL GUMDROP - ANYTHING.

SIDE B OOZES OUT: LATER THAT NIGHT - YOU DIDN'T TRY TO CALL ME - FOUNTAIN OF LOVE - NO NO NO - ANYWAY THE WIND BLOWS - STUFF UP THE CRACKS.

NICE HEAVY CARDBOARD GATEFOLD COVER. A LITTLE RING WEAR NOTICED MORE ON THE BACK. NO SEAM SPLITS. NO TAPE NO WRITING.

I PLAYED BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD ON MY DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE WITH A MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE, I'M TALKING ABOUT BOTH ENTIRE SIDES, NOT JUST A MINUTE OF THE FIRST SONG AS IS OFTEN THE CASE WHEN OTHER SCHMUCKS CLAIM THEY PLAY GRADE IT. IT'S AN ORIGINAL HEAVY VINYL PRESSING THAT PLAYS NICE, A LITTLE LIGHT SURFACE NOISE IN A FEW PLACES, BUT NO SKIPS, NO STICKS. YEAH, THE GUY I GOT IT FROM TOLD ME HE WAS THE ORIGINAL OWNER, BUT MOST OF THE TIMES YOU'RE FREEZING YOUR BALLS OFF UP THERE IN 10 FEET OF SNOW, SO YEZ HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN PLAY RECORDS. VISUALLY THERE'S A FEW SCUFF MARKS, BUT THE GUY MUSTA' NOT DRANK ENOUGH MOLSON WHEN HE DID PLAY IT TO CREATE ANY DEEP GROOVE SCRATCHES THAT WOULD RESULT IN ANY SKIPS OR THE RECORD STICKING IN ONE PLACE. IF NONE HAPPENED WITH MY SENSITIVE MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE, I KNOW IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN ON YOUR TURNTABLE WITH THE QUARTER TAPED TO THE TOP OF THE TONEARM. A FEW LIGHT SPINDLE MARKS TOO. I PROBABLY MAKE IT SOUND WORSE THAN WHAT IT IS.THE RECORD COMES IN A HIGH QUALITY TYPE OF COLLECTOR'S INNER SLEEVE AND A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE.

THE INSERTS ARE COPIES OF THE ONES IN THE OLD MASTER'S BOX ONE SET. OK LARRY?

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO TONITE SIMPLY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , STEVE VAI , PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS AND GROUPS THAN YEZ CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, KING CRIMSON. JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, PINK FLOYD, THE TUBES, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPAPARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. WHERE THE BUNS ARE ALWAYS HOT AND THE MUFFINS JUST MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO REMOVING THEIR ROSETTAS EVEN FOR SOME GEEZER FROM THE CRUSTATION PERIOD, BACK WHEN CRUSTY GEEZERS ROAMED THE EARTH. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?