1969 FRANK ZAPPA CAPTAIN BEEFHEART HOT RATS BIZARRE BLUE LABEL LP + INNER SLEEVE

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1969 - FRANK ZAPPA WITH THE CAPTAIN DOING THE VOCALS ON "WILLIE THE PIMP" - HOT RATS - NICE QUALITY 12" VINYL RECORD RECORD LP ON THE BIZARRE RECORDS BLUE LABEL - RS 6352 - INCLUDES THE HEAVY CARDBOARD FOLD-OUT ALBUM COVER AND THE BIZARRE RECORDS ZAPPED COUPON INNER SLEEVE THAT SAYS IF YOU SEND WARNER BROS. RECORDS A MERE $1 ALONG WITH THE COUPON, THEY WOULD SEND YOU THE ZAPPED LP WHICH NOT ONLY HAD FRANK AND THE MOTHERS, BUT MANY OTHER ARTISTS THAT HAD BEEN RELEASED BY FRANK'S BIZARRE  STRAIGHT RECORDS LABEL SUCH AS ALICE COOPER, JEFF SIMMONS, LORD BUCKLEY, THE GTO'S AS WELL AS CAPTAIN BEEFHEART HIMSELF. ALSO DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT I'M INCLUDING A XEROX COPY OF A RARE 'N' EXCITING PROMO PHOTO THAT HAD BEEN SENT OUT RIGHT AROUND THIS TIME. NOW SOME PEOPLE, YES SOME PEOPLE CLAIM THAT THIS WAS THE FIRST EVER JAZZ ROCK ALBUM EVER TO GET RELEASED. I DUNNO AND WHO GIVES A F*CK ANYWAY. IT'S A PRETTY GOOD ALBUM. HEAVY CARDBOARD ALBUM COVER HAS A LITTLE YELLOWING, RING WEAR MOSTLY ON THE BACK AND A LITTLE WEAR WEAR. HOWEVER I DON'T SEE ANYWHERE WHERE THE SEAM HAS SPLIT, NO TAPE OF WRITING EITHER. THE RECORD SOUNDS GREAT, A TINY BIT OF SURFACE NOISE IN A SMALL SECTION OF SONG 1 ON THE FIRST SIDE. VISUALLY I SEE A FEW LIGHT HAIRLINES ON SIDE ONE AND I DON'T SEE ANY ON SIDE 2. A PRETTY QUIET RECORD. THE INNER SLEEVE HAS A COUPLE INCHES SEAM SPLIT IN THE CENTER OF THE BOTTOM SEAM. BUT HERE'S WHAT I'LL DO, IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO PLAY THE LP SLOBBERING DRUNK AND SCRATCH IT ALL UP, I'LL NOT ONLY GIVE YOU A BRAND NEW HIGH QUALITY INNER SLEEVE BUT ALSO A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?

WHEN HE CALLS ANY VEGETABLE, IT ALWAYS RETURNS HIS CALL. WHEN DINAH-MOE-HUMM MET HIM, SHE KNEW RIGHT AWAY HE WAS REALLY GONNA MAKE HER CUM. HE DOESN'T HAVE 20 MILLION DOLLARS IN HIS HEAVENLY BANK ACCOUNT YET, BUT HE WILL AS SOON AS HE FINDS MORE CHUMPS WHO WERE BORN AGAIN. HE'S REV. A. WEST, THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND. I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO MUSIC, BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER FRANK ZAPPA. DON'T LET YOUR MEAT LOAF MY SON. OK LARRY?

Select how you want to sell the items you're listing. Learn mMONEY AND TELL YOU THAT YOU NEED TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOUR FEMININE SIDE. - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS. YOU'L LOVE IT, IT'S A WAY OF LIFE.   PUMP NOT THE LOAF OF THY NEIGHBOR'S OAF NOR CHOKE THY BROTHER'S CHICKEN. REV 19. HEY NOW, SPEAKING OF LOAVES, HAVE YOU INSERTED YOUR BUTTOCKS INTO MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY LATELY? WELL TIME IS OF AFFLICTION AND YOU'RE BECOMING MORE DECREPIT EVEN AS I WRITE. SO YEZ JUST MIGHT WANNA CHECK OUT MY E-BAY STORE SOON BEFORE YEZ BITE THE BIG ONE. THEN ONE DAY WHEN YOU'RE GETTING READY TO CROAK, YEZ CAN TELL YOUR  GREAT GRANDCHILDREN; WHAT? HEY, WADDA YEZ BOTHERING ME FOR ANYWAY, CAN'T YEZ SEE I'M CROAKING HERE? EH, WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY LARRY? OH YEAH, YEAH I'VE BEEN 'ROUND ALMOST SINCE THE TIME OF THE PYRAMIDS AND DID BUY SOMETHING FROM THE LEGENDARY REV. A. WEST, WHICH MADE ME ALL WET WITH EXCITEMENT. I MEAN WHY DO YEZ THINK I NAMED ALL O' YO' MISERABLE BEHINDS LARRY?  SIDE 1 POOTS FORTH: PEACHES EN REGALIA - WILLIE THE PIMP - SON OF MR. GREEN GENES. SIDE 1 POOTS FORTH: PEACHES EN REGALIA - WILLIE THE PIMP - SON OF MR. GREEN GENES.

SIDE 1 POOTS FORTH: PEACHES EN REGALIA - WILLIE THE PIMP - SON OF MR GREEN GENES.

SIDE 2 OOZES OUT: LITTLE UMBRELLAS - THE GUMBO VARIATIONS - IT MUST BE A CAMEL.

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND THE MAGIC BAND, STEVE VAI , TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YEZ COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BUBBLE PUPPY, BULL ANGUS, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, KING CRIMSON, PINK FLOYD, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, THE TUBES, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, NEKTAR AND VARIOUS OTHER ARTISTS.

HEY JOE, DOES YOUR WIFE / GIRLFRIEND AND OR MISTRESS, LOOK LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN AN INDUSTRIAL VACUUM CLEANER AND A CHROME PLATED PIGGY BANK WITH MARITAL AIDS STUCK ALL OVER IT'S BODY? OF COURSE SHE DOES MY SON, BUT JUST SUCK IT UP AND DON'T BECOME A HEAD JOB. HEY, I'VE GOT IT, JUST BLOW RIGHT ON UP TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE AND VISIT MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION IS ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?