1969 MOTHERS OF INVENTION -RECALLED- UNCLE MEAT 2LP BOOKLET SLEEVES FRANK ZAPPA

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APRIL 21ST 1969 - THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - UNCLE MEAT - 12" VINYL RECORD 2 LP SET - THIS IS THE VERY FIRST U.S.A. BIZARRE RECORDS 2 LP SET THAT GOT RECALLED, AND WHEN SEEN BY FRANK SENT HIM INTO A PETULANT FRENZY WITH A VISIT TO THE RECORD COMPANY OFFICES - FIRST OF ALL THIS WAS THE FIRST MOTHERS OF INVENTION ALBUM RELEASED BY WARNER / REPRISE AFTER FRANK GAVE VERVE RECORDS THE SHAFT. BUT HERE JUST AS WAS THE ISSUE WITH THE VERVE RECORDS CENSORSHIP, IS "400 DAYS OF THE YEAR" REPLACING THE CORRECT SONG TITLE OF "9 TYPES OF INDUSTRIAL POLLUTION", BECAUSE SOME RECORD COMPANY EXECUTIVES THOUGHT THAT FRANK'S TITLE MIGHT CREATE IRREPARABLE HARM ON THE MINDS OF FOOLISH YOUNG CONSUMERS - HOWEVER THEY FORGOT TO CHANGE IT ON THE ALBUM COVER - THE SONG ELECTRIC AUNT JEMIMA WAS PRINTED CORRECTLY AS THE TITLE OF THE SONG ABOVE THE LYRICS. BUT FURTHER ON DOWN IT WAS SPELLED "JEMINA" AND ALSO ON THE RECORD LABEL - THIS VERSION WAS WITHDRAWN AND REPLACED WITH A CORRECTED VERSION - INCLUDES THE ORIGINAL 12 PAGE BOOKLET WITH THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION TWO LPS AND A NIFTY 12-PAGE BOOKLET STICKER ON THE COVER AND THE ORIGINAL BIZARRE RECORDS INNER SLEEVES- 2MS 2024 - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS AND READ THE ENTIRE DESCRIPTION AFTER YOU SCROLL PAST THE OBLIGATORY CRUD DOWN THERE - OK LARRY? 

HAVE YOU OR SOME OAF TO BE NAMED LATER, GOT BITTEN ON YOUR CAVERNOUS BUTTOCKS BY AN IMAGINARY POODLE DOG NAMED FRENCHY, AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON FELT COMPELLED TO OWN EVERY ZAPPA ITEM KNOWN TO MANKIND? WELL AS STRANGE AS IT MIGHT SOUND, IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME AND SOME PEOPLE DON'T EVEN KNOW IT. THAT'S BECAUSE THAT HORRIBLE POODLE IS KINDA' LIKE PUP TENTACLE, IT MOVES AROUND FROM NOW THEN BACK TO LATER ON TO WAY BACK THEN WITHOUT MOST PEOPLE NOTICING IT. SO IF YOU WAKE UP WITH A PAIN IN YOUR ASS AND YOU WENT TO BED ALONE THE NIGHT BEFORE, CHANCES ARE IT HAPPENED TO YOU. SPECIALLY IF YOU BEGIN LOOKING FRANTICALLY TO FIND SOME ZAPPA WHILE SERIOUSLY CONTEMPLATING CHANGING YOUR NAME TO LARRY.  BUT FORTUNATELY FOR YOU BLESSED RELIEF IS EASY TO OBTAIN. JUST INSERT YOUR POODLE CHEWED BUTTOCKS INTO MY EBAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY AND GET A LITTLE. YOU'LL LAY AROUND NIGHTS SAYING THANK YOU REV. OK LARRY?  

SIDE ONE POOTS FORTH: UNCLE MEAT: MAIN TITLE THEME - THE VOICE OF CHEESE - 400 DAYS OF THE YEAR - ZOLAR CZAKL - DOG BREATH, IN THE YEAR OF THE PLAGUE - THE LEGEND OF THE GOLDEN ARCHES - THE MOTHERS PLAY LOUIE LOUIE AT THE ROYAL ALBERT HALL IN LONDON - THE DOG BREATH VARIATIONS.

SIDE TWO OOZES OUT: SLEEPING IN A JAR - OUR BIZARRE RELATIONSHIP - THE UNCLE MEAT VARIATIONS - ELECTRIC AUNT JEMINA - PRELUDE TO KING KONG - GOD BLESS AMERICA - A POUND FOR A BROWN ON THE BUS - IAN UNDERWOOD WHIPS IT OUT . 

SIDE THREE FLUSHES DOWN: MR. GREEN GENES - WE CAN SHOOT YOU - IF WE'D BEEN LIVING IN CALIFORNIA.... - THE AIR - PROJECT X - CRUISING FOR BURGERS.

SIDE FOUR WIPES UP: KING KONG ITSELF - KING KONG - KING KONG - KING KONG - KING KONG - KING KONG .

BOTH RECORDS LOOK AND PLAY NICE. A FEW TINY SURFACE MARKS IN A SECTION OF "THE LEGEND OF THE GOLDEN ARCHES" CAUSED A LITTLE SURFACE NOISE. I'M TALKING ABOUT BACKGROUND NOISE IN THAT PART OF THE SONG AND NOT IN THE ENTIRETY OF IT. ACTUALLY WHEN I FIRST LOOKED AT THESE RECORDS I THOUGHT WOW, THESE LOOK CLOSE TO MINT. BUT IF YOU MOVE THEM AROUND UNDER A LIGHT YOU'LL FIND SOME FAINT SCUFFS AND A FEW SMALL HAIRLINES. THESE RECORDS ARE WHAT I THINK VG+ SHOULD REALLY BE ABOUT IF I WERE TO USE THAT KIND GRADING SYSTEM. BUT I DON'T SPECIALLY AROUND HERE, SO FORGET THAT I EVER MENTIONED IT. HEAVY CARDBOARD FOLD-OPEN COVER IS PRETTY NICE TOO. LIGHT WEAR WITH SOME CORNER BUMPS. NO DIG DEAL AND NO SEAM SPLITS, WRITING OR TAPE. THE BOOKLET IS ALSO PRETTY NICE. NO CREASES, FOLDS, TEARS OR LOOSE PAGES JUST THE APPROPRIATE AMOUNT OF YELLOWING. BUT I BET YOU HAD SOME YELLOWING TOO WHEN YOU WERE 50 YEARS OLD. NOW THE ORIGINAL BIZARRE RECORDS INNER SLEEVES DO HAVE A FEW SEAM SPLITS. HOWEVER YOU WON'T HAVE TO RE-INSERT THE RECORDS BACK IN EM' AS BOTH RECORDS INCLUDE HIGH QUALITY TYPE OF INNER SLEEVES. BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE.., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?    

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY, CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY AND MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, JETHRO TULL, ALICE COOPER, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, THE TUBES, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHER ARTISTS INSIDE OF MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY WHERE THE BUNS ARE ALWAYS HOT AND THE MUFFINS JUST MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO REMOVING THEIR ROSETTAS FOR A GEEZER SUCH AS YOURSELF. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?