1969 MOTHERS UNCLE MEAT CANADA REPRISE TRI-COLOR WITHDRAWN 2 LP W/BOOKLET ZAPPA

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APRIL 21ST 1969 - THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - UNCLE MEAT - 12" VINYL RECORD 2 LP SET - THIS IS THE VERY FIRST CANADIAN PRESSING THAT WHEN SEEN BY FRANK SENT HIM INTO A PETULANT FRENZY WITH A VISIT TO THE RECORD COMPANY OFFICES - FIRST OF ALL THIS WAS THE FIRST MOTHERS OF INVENTION ALBUM RELEASED BY WARNER / REPRISE AFTER FRANK GAVE VERVE RECORDS THE SHAFT. BUT HERE JUST AS WAS THE ISSUE WITH THE VERVE RECORDS CENSORSHIP, IS "400 DAYS OF THE YEAR" REPLACING THE CORRECT SONG TITLE OF "9 TYPES OF INDUSTRIAL POLLUTION", BECAUSE SOME RECORD COMPANY EXECUTIVES THOUGHT THAT FRANK'S TITLE MIGHT CREATE IRREPARABLE HARM ON THE MINDS OF FOOLISH YOUNG CONSUMERS - HOWEVER THEY FORGOT TO CHANGE IT ON THE ALBUM COVER - THE SONG ELECTRIC AUNT JEMIMA WAS PRINTED CORRECTLY AS THE TITLE OF THE SONG ABOVE THE LYRICS. BUT FURTHER ON DOWN IT WAS SPELLED "JEMINA" AND ALSO ON THE RECORD LABEL - THIS VERSION WAS WITHDRAWN AND WHEN REPLACED WAS PRESSED ON THE BROWN REPRISE RECORDS LABEL. INCLUDES A MADE IN THE USA 12 PAGE BOOKLET, I'VE NEVER SEEN A PRINTED IN CANADA UNCLE MEAT BOOKLET. THE ALBUM COVER AND THE RECORDS WERE MADE IN CANADA AND PRESSED ON THE RARE REPRISE RECORDS TRI-COLOR STEAMBOAT LABELS - 2MS 2024 - YOU WON'T BE BEATING THIS MEAT ANYTIME SOON IF EVER ON THIS PRESSING AS THIS IS THE NICEST ONE OF THE VERY FEW I'VE EVER HAD. HEAVY CARDBOARD FOLD-OPEN COVER HAS JUST SOME LIGHT WEAR. A LITTLE EDGE EDGE WEAR ON A SMALL PART OF THE TOP OF THE BACK SEAM. DON'T SEE ANYWHERE WHERE THE CARDBOARD HAS SPLIT THRU. IT'S STILL A NICE CRISP COVER. BOTH RECORDS SOUND NICE. THESE ARE SOME NICE PRESSINGS. A FAINT SCUFF LINE AND A COUPLE OF VERY SMALL HAIRLINES ON SIDE 3. ONE FAINT SMALL SCUFF ON SIDE 4 THAT PROBABLY WASN'T WORTH MENTIONING. THE LABELS ARE REALLY NICE TOO.THE BOOKLET IS REALLY NICE TOO, YOU CAN SEE A FAINT RECORD INDENTATION ON THE FRONT AND BACK COVERS IF YOU MOVE THEM AROUND UNDER A LIGHT TOO. THAT BASICALLY SUMS UP THIS ALBUM, IF YOU WANNA FIND ANY WEAR YOU GOTTA LOOK FOR IT AS THIS ALBUM REALLY IS 51 YEARS OLD. SOME INTERESTING PLAIN WHITE PAPER INNER SLEEVES HAVE SEAMS AND ARE PROBABLY THE ORIGINALS. PLENTY OF TREES IN CANADA. THEY'RE INCLUDED BUT HERE'S WHAT I'LL DO, IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO PLAY THEM WHEN YOU'RE SLOBBERING DRUNK AT ANY BONGO PARTIES OR WEENY ROASTS WHERE THEY'LL GET ALL SCRATCHED UP, I'LL GIVE YOU 2 BRAND NEW HIGH QUALITY ANTI-STATIC COLLECTORS TYPE OF INNER SLEEVES TO KEEP THEM LOOKING NICE FOR THE NEXT 50 YEARS AND DUE TO FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'LL GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH? 

HAVE YOU OR SOME OAF TO BE NAMED LATER, GOT BITTEN ON YOUR CAVERNOUS BUTTOCKS BY AN IMAGINARY POODLE DOG NAMED FRENCHY, AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON FELT COMPELLED TO OWN EVERY ZAPPA ITEM KNOWN TO MANKIND? WELL AS STRANGE AS IT MIGHT SOUND, IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME AND SOME PEOPLE DON'T EVEN KNOW IT. THAT'S BECAUSE THAT HORRIBLE POODLE IS KINDA' LIKE PUP TENTACLE, IT MOVES AROUND FROM NOW THEN BACK TO LATER ON TO WAY BACK THEN WITHOUT MOST PEOPLE NOTICING IT. SO IF YOU WAKE UP WITH A PAIN IN YOUR ASS AND YOU WENT TO BED ALONE THE NIGHT BEFORE, CHANCES ARE IT HAPPENED TO YOU. SPECIALLY IF YOU BEGIN LOOKING FRANTICALLY TO FIND SOME ZAPPA WHILE SERIOUSLY CONTEMPLATING CHANGING YOUR NAME TO LARRY.  BUT FORTUNATELY FOR YOU BLESSED RELIEF IS EASY TO OBTAIN. JUST INSERT YOUR POODLE CHEWED BUTTOCKS INTO MY EBAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY AND GET A LITTLE. YOU'LL LAY AROUND NIGHTS SAYING THANK YOU REV. OK LARRY?  

SIDE ONE POOTS FORTH: UNCLE MEAT: MAIN TITLE THEME - THE VOICE OF CHEESE - 400 DAYS OF THE YEAR - ZOLAR CZAKL - DOG BREATH, IN THE YEAR OF THE PLAGUE - THE LEGEND OF THE GOLDEN ARCHES - THE MOTHERS PLAY LOUIE LOUIE AT THE ROYAL ALBERT HALL IN LONDON - THE DOG BREATH VARIATIONS.

SIDE TWO OOZES OUT: SLEEPING IN A JAR - OUR BIZARRE RELATIONSHIP - THE UNCLE MEAT VARIATIONS - ELECTRIC AUNT JEMINA - PRELUDE TO KING KONG - GOD BLESS AMERICA - A POUND FOR A BROWN ON THE BUS - IAN UNDERWOOD WHIPS IT OUT . 

SIDE THREE FLUSHES DOWN: MR. GREEN GENES - WE CAN SHOOT YOU - IF WE'D BEEN LIVING IN CALIFORNIA.... - THE AIR - PROJECT X - CRUISING FOR BURGERS.

SIDE FOUR WIPES UP: KING KONG ITSELF - KING KONG - KING KONG - KING KONG - KING KONG - KING KONG .   

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY, CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY AND MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, JETHRO TULL, ALICE COOPER, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, THE TUBES, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHER ARTISTS INSIDE OF MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY WHERE THE BUNS ARE ALWAYS HOT AND THE MUFFINS JUST MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO REMOVING THEIR ROSETTAS FOR A GEEZER SUCH AS YOURSELF. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?