1970 FRANK ZAPPA BURNT WEENY 1ST USA LP W/ POSTER BIZARRE MOTHERS OF INVENTION

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FEBRUARY 9TH 1970 - THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - BURNT WEENY SANDWICH - THIS IS THE FIRST U.S.A. PRESSING WHICH INCLUDED THE LONG GLOSSY PAPER DOUBLE SIDED PRINTED POSTER OF THE MOTHERS, ALL OF THE REISSUES DIDN'T INCLUDE IT - IT'S 46 X 11 INCHES FOLDED OUT AND IS INCLUDED - ALSO INCLUDED IS THE ORIGINAL BIZARRE RECORDS PRINTED PAPER INNER SLEEVE THAT HAD THE SEND IN $1 FOR THE FRANK ZAPPA ARTISTS ZAPPED COMPILATION LP - THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE FIRST PRESSING OF THIS RECORD AND IN THE U.S.A. WAS RELEASED ON FRANK ZAPPA'S BIZARRE RECORDS BLUE LABELS - RS 6370 - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS - ONE OF THE BETTER EXAMPLES OF THIS FIRST PRESSING WITH POSTER I'VE SEEN - READ THE COMPLETE DESCRIPTION TOO - OK LARRY?      

HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS, I'M REV. A. WEST AND AM THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND. YES THAT'S RIGHT, I'M THE IDIOT WHO WASTES HIS TIME TRYING TO SELL MUSIC AND OTHER STUFF BY A GUY WHO HAD BEEN BETTER KNOWN FOR SITTING ON A TOILET THAN HIS MUSIC. SO NOW THERE YOU ARE SITTING IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER SCRATCHING YOUR OVER SIZED RONDO HATTON BEMIS TYPE OF HEAD AND THINKING, YEAH OK REV., BUT I JUST CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER WHY, I MEAN WHY WOULD ANYBODY WANNA WASTE HIS TIME TRYING TO SELL MUSIC AND OTHER STUFF BY A GUY WHO NOBODY HERE IN THE USA LIKES OR EVEN KNEW ABOUT? YEAH REV., WHAT'S THE DEAL?

WELL LARRY I THOUGHT THAT YOU'D NEVER ASK. BUT SINCE YEZ JUST COULDN'T CONTAIN YO' SELF IT'S BECAUSE I LIVE A BORING AND MISERABLE EXISTENCE AND SIMPLY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO. OK LARRY?

SIDE ONE POOTS FORTH: WPLJ - IGOR'S BOOGIE - OVERTURE TO A HOLIDAY IN BERLIN - THEME FROM BURNT WEENY SANDWICH - IGOR'S BOOGIE - HOLIDAY IN BERLIN, FULL BLOWN - AYBE SEA.

SIDE TWO OOZES OUT: LITTLE HOUSE I USED TO LIVE IN - VALARIE.

NICE HEAVY CARDBOARD GATEFOLD ALBUM COVER HAS SOME EDGE WEAR. THE ONLY SEAM SPLIT IS ON THE BOTTOM SEAM STARTING BY THE RECORD SLOT FOR MAYBE 3 INCHES. THE REAL GOOD NEWS IS THAT THERE'S VERY LITTLE NOTICEABLE RING WEAR ON THE FRONT AND JUST A LITTLE ON THE BACK. VERY LITTLE IF ANY INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD. NO TAPE. NO WRITING. NOT TOO SHABBY 43 YEAR OLD ALBUM COVER. CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS. 

THE GLOSSY PAPER DOUBLE SIDED FOLD-OUT POSTER IS ONE OF THE BETTER ONES I'VE SEEN. NO TEARS OR SPLITS ON THE FOLDS. NO PIN HOLES. NO TAPE MARKS. WHAT MORE CAN I SAY? CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS AGAIN. OK LARRY?  

THE RECORD LOOKS REALLY NICE AND SOUNDS GREAT. I PLAYED BOTH SIDES ON MY DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE HOOKED UP TO A HEAD AMP EVEN BEFORE THE PRE-AMP . I'LL TELL YA', IT PROBABLY SOUNDS THE SAME AS IT DID IN 1970. NO SCRATCHES. A FEW LIGHT SCUFFS BECAUSE IT SPENT MOST OF IT'S LIFE IN THE ORIGINAL PAPER INNER SLEEVE.

THE ORIGINAL BIZARRE RECORDS INNER SLEEVE HAS SOME VERY SMALL SEAM SPLITS IN TWO PLACES IN THE CENTER OF TWO SEAMS. BUT AGAIN I'LL TELL YA', EVEN IF THIS RECORD HAD REMAINED SEALED THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A FEW SMALL SEAM SPLITS DEVELOPED OVER THE 43 YEARS BECAUSE THE RECORD DOES MOVE AROUND INSIDE OF THE COVER AND I DOUBT THAT YOU'LL EVER FIND AN ORIGINAL SEALED COPY OF THE FIRST U.S.A. PRESSING ANYWAY. BUT IF THERE WAS ONE LISTED YOU'D BE TAKING A BIG CHANCE BECAUSE THE 2ND PRESSINGS WITHOUT THE POSTER, EVEN THE LATER MID 1970'S REPRISE LABEL REISSUES HAD THE SAME ALBUM COVER AND CATALOG NUMBER. SO THE ONLY WAY TO KNOW IF IT'S A FIRST PRESSING WOULD BE TO OPEN IT UP. BUT ANYWAY THE RECORD NOW ALSO COMES IN A HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVES. BUT WAIT...., THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.

SIMPLY PAY WHEN YOU PURCHASE THIS ITEM. SO NO LONGER WILL I GET TO HEAR THOSE EXCUSES WHILE LAUGHING MY BEHIND OFF SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: " I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT THIS WAS A VINYL RECORD. THE LAST ONE THAT I PURCHASED GOT DAMAGED WHEN I TRIED TO CRAM IT INTO MY CD PLAYER ", " I THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS RICCARDO ZAPPA. ISN'T FRANK ZAPPA THAT GUY WHO SAT ON TOILETS OR SOMETHING? ", " AFTER CONSULTING WITH MY WIFE WHO SAID THAT SHE WAS GOING TO STICK MY BALLS IN A VICE IF I PURCHASED JUST ONE MORE ZAPPA RECORD, I DECIDED TO PLAY IT SMART AND BUY AN APRON, BROOM AND MOP FOR ME TO USE INSTEAD ". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE MISERABLE EXCUSES ARE TRUE. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE AND CERTAIN TRANSACTIONS. HOWEVER IN TRYING TO MAINTAIN MY IMAGE AS ONE OF THOSE BIG TIME SELLERS THAT WANNA MAKE EVEN THE SMALLEST THING A HASSLE, AND THE FACT THAT YOU PROBABLY DESERVE MORE GRIEF IN YOUR LIFE THAN YOU'RE CURRENTLY GETTING YOU'LL NEED TO READ THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALITY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, A PERSON NEEDS TO MEET AND / OR EXCEED ALL OF THE FOLLOWING REQUIREMENTS: YOU NEED TO HAVE PURCHASED MORE THAN ONE ITEM FROM ME, NOT ONE ITEM FROM ME, AND A HELEN REDDY ALBUM FROM SOME WOMAN NAMED JOE. YOU NEED TO HAVE PAID FOR THOSE ITEMS WITH A PAYMENT RECEIVED BY ME, NOT ONE PAYMENT FOR ONE ITEM MADE TO ME, AND THEN YOU GO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR MONEY ON A QUARTER POUND CATTLE BURGER WITH CHEESE AND A LARGE ORDER OF GREASY FRIES. YOU MUST NOT BE NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND MUST PROMISE THAT IN THE FUTURE NEVER TO BE: CAUGHT SLOBBERING DRUNK AT THE PALOMINO, THEREFORE RECEIVING UP TO, AND INCLUDING 30 DAYS IN SAN BER'DINO. NUISANCE DILLHOLE OR DILLWEED. LARRY'S MOTHER. THE GUY WHO RECENTLY HAD THE UNMITIGATED AUDACITY TO TELL ME THAT HE WAS OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS, AND THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. ..

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE OTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY " WILD MAN " FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , THE GTO'S , STEVE VAI PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, PINK FLOYD, BULL ANGUS, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?