1970 JEAN LUC PONTY GERMAN ONLY DIFFERENT COVER LP FRANK ZAPPA GUITAR W/ MOTHERS

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MAY 25TH 1970 - KING KONG - JEAN-LUC PONTY PLAYS THE MUSIC OF FRANK ZAPPA - MUSIC FOR ELECTRIC VIOLIN AND LOW BUDGET ORCHESTRA - COMPOSED AND ARRANGED BY FRANK ZAPPA - - PLUS EVEN MORE OF YOUR FRANK ZAPPA BAND MEMBER FAVORITES SUCH AS: GEORGE DUKE - ARTHUR D. TRIPP III - IAN UNDERWOOD - JOHN GUERIN AND ERNIE WATTS - 12" VINYL RECORD LP -THIS IS THE RARE GERMAN PRESSING WHICH FEATURES A DIFFERENT COVER THAN ALL OTHERS THAT WERE RELEASED ANYWHERE ELSE ON THIS PLANET - INCLUDES THE ORIGINAL LIBERTY RECORDS PRINTED INNER SLEEVE TOO - WORLD PACIFIC JAZZ SERIES - LIBERTY RECORDS LABEL - LBS 83 375 I - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS - OK LARRY?

I'LL TELL YOU LARRY, WHEN I SAY RARE I AIN'T FOOLIN'. I REMEMBER SEEING A PHOTO OF THIS LP BACK IN THE 80'S IN A ZAPPA BOOK BY NORBERT OBERMANNS AND WONDERING WHY I'VE NEVER SEEN IT , BUT HAD NEVER BEEN ABLE TO FIND ONE? THAT'S BECAUSE THIS COVER WAS ONLY INCLUDED FOR THIS LP IN GERMAN PRESSINGS. OF COURSE NOW WITH THE INTERNET IT'S EASIER TO FIND STUFF.

SIDE ONE CONTAINS: KING KONG - IDIOT BASTARD SON - TWENTY SMALL CIGARS - HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A HEAD LIKE THAT?

SIDE TWO CONTAINS: MUSIC FOR ELECTRIC VIOLIN AND LOW BUDGET ORCHESTRA - AMERICA DRINKS AND GOES HOME.

GLOSSY LAMINATED COVER HAS RING AND GENERAL WEAR. SOME INDENTATIONS ON THE BACK. A RED STICKER IN THE UPPER RIGHT CORNER ON THE FRONT. NO SEAM SPLITS. NO TAPE NO WRITING. THE ORIGINAL PAPER INNER SLEEVE HAS A SEAM SPLIT. BUT THE RECORD COMES IN A NICE PLASTIC INSIDE OF PAPER INNER SLEEVE SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO USE THE ORIGINAL. SEE PHOTOS.

HEAVY VINYL PRESSING. SOME LIGHT SCUFFS AND SURFACE MARKS THAT WERE SEEN ON BOTH SIDES WHEN I MOVED EM' 'ROUND 'N 'ROUND UNDER A 100 WATT LIGHT BULB. BUT THERE'S NOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF SURFACE NOISE THAT I HEARD WHEN I PLAYED BOTH SIDES ON MY DENON TURNTABLE WITH MY DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE HOOKED UP TO A HEAD AMP. I'LL TELL YOU LARRY, THAT KIND OF CARTRIDGE TRACKS BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD GROOVE AND IN A FEW IMAGINARY CIRCUMSTANCES ALLOWS THE LISTENER TO HEAR WHAT THE GROUPIES HAD BEEN DOING IN THE CONTROL BOOTH DURING THE RECORDINGS . IN ANY CASE NO CLICKS, NO SKIPS AND NO DEEP GROOVE SCRATCHES. THE ALBUM HAS THE ORIGINAL PRINTED PAPER INNER SLEEVE AND THE AFORE-MENTIONED PLASTIC INSIDE OF PAPR INNER SLEEVE. BUT WAIT...., THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.

YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR THE ITEM WHEN YOU PURCHASE IT. SO NO LONGER WILL I GET TO HEAR DEM STINKIN' EXCUSES SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: "I FORGOT THAT THIS WAS A VINYL RECORD. THE LAST ONE THAT I PURCHASED GOT DAMAGED WHEN I TRIED TO CRAM IT INTO MY CD PLAYER", "MY JOB CLEANING THE TOILETS AT THE LOCAL POOT 'N GO GOT DOWNSIZED WHEN THEY REMOVED THEM AND INSTALLED URINALS", "AFTER CONSULTING WITH MY WIFE WHO SAID THAT SHE WAS GOING TO STICK MY BALLS IN A VICE IF I PURCHASED JUST ONE MORE FRANK ZAPPA OR RELATED RECORD, I DECIDED TO PLAY IT SMART AND BUY A VACUUM CLEANER, APRON, BROOM AND MOP FOR ME TO USE INSTEAD". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE MISERABLE EXCUSES ARE TRUE. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE AND CERTAIN TRANSACTIONS, HOWEVER TRYING TO KEEP IN STEP WITH ALL OF THOSE BIG TIME SELLERS THAT WANNA MAKE EVEN THE SMALLEST THING A HASSLE, AND THE FACT THAT YOU PROBABLY DESERVE MORE GRIEF IN YOUR LIFE THAN YOU'RE CURRENTLY GETTING, YOU'LL NEED TO READ THE OUTRAGEOUS TERMS IN THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALITY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, A PERSON NEEDS TO MEET AND / OR EXCEED ALL OF THE FOLLOWING REQUIREMENTS: YOU NEED TO HAVE PURCHASED MORE THAN ONE ITEM FROM ME, NOT ONE ITEM FROM ME, AND A HELEN REDDY ALBUM FROM SOME WOMAN NAMED JOE. YOU NEED TO HAVE PAID FOR THOSE ITEMS WITH A PAYMENT RECEIVED BY ME, NOT ONE PAYMENT FOR ONE ITEM MADE TO ME, AND THEN YOU GO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR MONEY IN SOME SLEAZY MOTEL ROOM. YOU MUST NOT BE NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND MUST PROMISE THAT IN THE FUTURE NEVER TO BE: CAUGHT SLOBBERING DRUNK AT THE PALOMINO, THEREFORE RECEIVING UP TO, AND INCLUDING 30 DAYS IN SAN BER'DINO. NUISANCE DILLHOLE OR DILLWEED. LARRY'S MOTHER. THE GUY WHO RECENTLY HAD THE UNMITIGATED AUDACITY TO TELL ME THAT HE WAS OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS, AND THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. .

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY ,, STEVE VAI, LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER AND MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YOUR STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE INCLUDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, KING CRIMSON, THE TUBES, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, NEKTAR AND PLENTY OF OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION FEE IS ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?