1971 ZAPPA SWISS CHEESE MONTREUX PT. 1 WHITE VINYL LP

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DECEMBER 4TH 1971 - FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS - BOTH FORMER VOCALISTS OF THE TURTLES } - SWISS CHEESE - LIVE AT THE CASINO, MONTREUX, SWITZERLAND - - 12" VINYL RECORD PRESSED ON WHITE VINYL - - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS THAT I GET PLOOKED DAILY SO THAT GEEZERS CAN SEE EM' -

SIDE ONE CONTAINS: INTRO - PEACHES EN REGALIA. 

SIDE TWO CONTAINS: TEARS BEGAN TO FALL - SHE PAINTED UP HER FACE - ALL ANY VEGETABLE - ANYWAY THE WIND BLOWS.

THE RECORD PLAYED PERFECT. I MEAN IT PLAYED THE WAY IT SOUNDED WHEN IT WAS ORIGINALLY PRESSED. MOVING BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD 'ROUND 'N 'ROUND LIKE AN IDIOT UNDER A PAIR OF 100 WATT LIGHT BULBS 'TILL GWINE VIRTUALLY BLIND I COULDN'T FIND ANY SURFACE MARKS OR SCUFFS. THERE'S ONE VERY LIGHT SPINDLE MARK NEXT TO THE CENTER HOLE ON ONE OF THE LABELS ONLY. SO SOMEBODY OTHER THAN ME HAD PLAYED THIS RECORD AT SOME POINT IN THE PAST. . THE GLOSSY CARDBOARD COVER LOOKS GREAT. NO RING WEAR. NO SEAM SPLITS. THERE'S A LIGHT ROUND SPOT OR STAIN ON THE FRONT NEAR THE LEFT EDGE. ACTUALLY IT LOOKS LIKE IT JUST MIGHT HAVE BEEN MADE WEN THE COVER WAS PRINTED. NO GLUE RESIDUE FROM A PRICE STICKER AND THE COVER IS GLOSSY, SO IT'S DOUBTFUL THAT IT'S A SPOT MADE BY WATER BECAUSE THERE'S STILL GLOSS ON TOP OF IT WHEN YOU LOOK AT IT AT AN ANGLE. THE RECORD COMES WITH NOT ONLY THE ORIGINAL HEAVY PAPER INNER SLEEVE BUT A COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE IS ALSO PROVIDED FOR YOUR STORAGE PLEASURE. BUT WAIT....., THERE'S MORE, BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.  

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JUST PAY FOR THE ITEM WHEN YOU PURCHASE OR WIN IT, THEREBY SPARING ME THE MISERABLE EXCUSES SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: " I FORGOT THAT I NEEDED THE MONEY TO PAY FOR LITTLE PINOCCHIO'S NOSE JOB ", " THE GUY AT THE EMPLOYMENT AGENCY SAID THAT THEY CURRENTLY DIDN'T HAVE ANY OPENINGS FOR TOWER OF POWER PLUG TESTERS ", " MY WALLET BECAME WEDGED INSIDE OF THE CRACK OF MY ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS, AND I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO PRY IT OUTTA THERE AS OF YET IN ORDER TO GET THE MONEY OUT TO PAY YOU ". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE EXCUSES ARE TRUE.

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SOME OF THE RAREST FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS KNOWN TO MANKIND, ARE AT THIS VERY MOMENT COLLECTING DIGITAL DUST RIGHT UNDER YOUR PROTRUDING NASAL APPENDAGE AT THE TOP OF THIS PAGE IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. SO WHY ARE THEY JUST FESTERING AWAY IN THERE? WELL ONE REASON IS DUE TO THE OUTRAGEOUS FEES THAT E-BAY CHARGES SELLERS, IT'S CHEAPER IN MANY CASES JUST TO STICK THE ITEMS DIRECTLY INTO ONE'S E-BAY STORE, ANOTHER REASON JUST MIGHT BE THE FACT THAT VIRTUALLY NOBODY NOT ONLY CARES, NOR REMEMBERS SOME GUY WITH A BIG NOSE THAT HAD BEEN KNOWN BETTER FOR SITTING ON A TOILET THAN HIS MUSIC. THE ADMISSION FEE TO MY E-BAY STORE IS STILL ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?