1973 FIRESIGN THEATER WOLFMAN JACK HOW TIME FLIES LP WITH 3D DIORAMA DR DEMENTO

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1973 - DAVID OSSMAN'S HOW TIME FLIES - A SCI-FI COMEDY STARRING THE FIRESIGN THEATRE - ALSO INCLUDES WOLFMAN JACK AS JIM DUNDEE - ORIGINAL 12" VINYL RECORD - INCLUDES THE FREE 3-D DIORAMA - WHICH IS A CUT OUT PAGE THAT YOU CAN ASSEMBLE TO MAKE IT 3-D -COLUMBIA RECORDS - C 32411 - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS

SIDE 1 NIGHTSIDE CONTAINS: MARK'S AWAKENING - THE YEARS IN YOUR EARS - TWENTY AND "THE WELCOME HOME" - MANNY "SHORTSTOP" AND LADY ANN.

SIDE 2 DAYSIDE CONTAINS: CONSUMER INSTRUCTION CENTER - MARK, MR. MOTION AND THE MEMORY LOOPS - EMERGENCY PROGRAM OVER-RIDE - THE SYSTEM VS. THE BLACK HOLE.

I PROBABLY PURCHASED THIS ONE NEW IN 1973 WHICH MEANS IT WAS PLAYED ONCE BACK THEN AND ONCE NOW TO CHECK OUT THE QUALITY. THE RECORD PLAYS PERFECT. VISUALLY 1 FAINT PAPER SCUFF OR MAYBE SMUDGE ON SIDE ONE. NO SPINDLE MARKS ON THE LABELS. THE CARDBOARD COVER LOOKS GREAT, IT WASN'T PURCHASED FROM A CUT OUT BIN SO THERE'S NO SAW CUTS, DRILL HOLES OR ANY OTHER REDUCED PRICE MARKS. A TINY BIT OF EDGE WEAR, NO SEAM SPLITS, NO TAPE, NO WRITING. NO BAR CODE EITHER, LIKE I SAID THIS IS THE ORIGINAL PRESSING AND I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS EVER REISSUED. INCLUDES THE ORIGINAL WHAT THEY CALL A 3-D DIORAMA. UNUSED, ASSEMBLY REQUIRED THE RECORD ORIGINALLY CAME IN A PLAIN WHITE PAPER INNER SLEEVE WHICH IS INCLUDED. HOWEVER TO AVOID ANY PAPER SCUFFS IN THE FUTURE, I PUT A PLASTIC INNER SLEEVE INSIDE OF THE ORIGINAL PAPER SLEEVE TO BOLDLY GO INTO THE FUTURE. BUT WAIT...., THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?

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