1975 DENIS BRYANT SOUL MAN FRANK ZAPPA PROMO 45 7" SINGLE FROM UNRELEASED ALBUM

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1975 - DENIS BRYANT - SOUL MAN - MONO - STEREO - FRANK ZAPPA'S DISCREET RECORDS PROMO LABEL - 7" VINYL RECORD - 45 RPM SINGLE - - THERE'S A PHOTO OF THE RECORD INFORMATION SHEET FROM THAT ALBUM IN THIS LISTING THAT YOU CAN LOOK AT FOR INFORMATION PURPOSES, IT'S NOT PART OF THIS ITEM, BUT I CAN SEND YEZ A FOLDED UP XEROX COPY OF IT IF REQUESTED - HOWEVER, WHAT IS INCLUDED IS A COPY OF THE FRONT OF A DISCREET RECORDS CHECK MADE OUT TO DENIS BRYANT - - THE RECORD IS: DISCREET RECORDS PROMOTIONAL LABELS - DSS 1323 - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS - OK LARRY?

DOWN BELOW:

FIRST ABOUT THE SINGLE: BESIDES THIS SOUL MAN - MONO / STEREO PROMO, THERE'S ALSO A RARE USA SOUL MAN / CHILD AGAIN STOCK COPY AND A U.K. SOUL MAN / CHILD AGAIN - DISCREET RECORDS LABEL - K 19204 STOCK COPY - NEVER SEEN A U.K. PROMO COPY OF ANYTHING FROM "TAKE A BRYANT STEP" AS THESE SINGLES ARE ALL THAT I KNOW ABOUT THAT HAD EVER BEEN RELEASED FROM THE ENTIRE "TAKE A BRYANT STEP" ALBUM.

NOW ABOUT THE UNRELEASED ALBUM: ; IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GET RELEASED OM MARCH 7TH 1975 BUT NEVER WAS - THERE WAS SOME KIND OF PROBLEM THAT I'VE HEARD RUMORS ABOUT, BUT I WON'T SPECULATE WHY SINCE I DON'T HAVE RELIABLE FACTS. HOWEVER, I CAN TELL YOU THAT IT WAS A GREAT ALBUM - THE SONG "SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND" IS ON THE ALBUM AND SOUNDS GREAT. IT'S A GREAT QUALITY LP THAT WAS RECORDED AT KENDUN RECORDERS IN LOS ANGELES . THERE'S ALSO RUMORS ABOUT FRANK'S INVOLVEMENT ON THESE RECORDINGS, MAYBE HE EVEN PLAYED ON A COUPLE OF THESE SONGS OR PRODUCED, DID THE SOUND MIXES? THERE'S NO MENTION OF FRANK AT ALL ON THE RECORD INFORMATION SHEET, SO AGAIN, NO COMMENT ON RUMORS.

HERE'S SOMETHING ELSE: I'M NOT SURE THAT THE ZAPPA FAMILY TRUST OR THE NOW DECEASED HERB COHEN HAD THE RIGHTS TO THIS ALBUM - VIRTUALLY EVERYTHING THAT HERB HAD THE RIGHTS FOR WAS RELEASED BEFORE HE DIED ON CD AND NOW THE ZFT IS EVEN RELEASING STUFF LIKE THE ORIGINAL CAPTAIN BEEFHEART BAT CHAIN PULLER. ALSO, I HEARD THAT "AN EVENING WITH WILD MAN FISCHER" IS NEXT TO GET OUT ON CD, WHICH HAD NEVER BEEN RELEASED ON LP OR CD BY ANYBODY. IT'S A SHAME TOO BECAUSE IN MY OPINION COMPARED TO SOME OF THE OTHER 1970'S DISCREET RECORDS ARTISTS ALBUMS WHICH WERE RELEASED THIS ONE SOUNDS AND WAS REALLY MADE GOOD.

NOW JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT, ABOUT THE CHECK COPY, AND MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT, IT'S A COPY OF THE FRONT OF A CHECK MADE OUT TO DENIS BRYANT ON 12-14-73 AND IS NOT THE ORIGINAL CHECK - BUT DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO YEZ ABSOLUTELY FREE.

BOTH SIDES LOOK AND PLAY GREAT. NO SCRATCHES OR EVEN PAPER SCUFFS WERE SEEN WHEN LIKE AN IDIOT I MOVED BOTH SIDES 'ROUND 'N' 'ROUND UNDER A 100 WATT LIGHT BULB. ANYWAY IF THERE'S ANY ON THEM THEY'RE ULTRA LIGHT AND I DID PLAY BOTH SIDES ON MY DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE HOOKED UP TO A HEAD AMP. . THE RECORD COMES WITH A HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF SLEEVE, BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.

THE CHECK IS ONE SIDED AND IS MERELY A COLOR COPY. OK LARRY?

PAYMENT BY PAYPAL ONLY.

YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY WHEN YOU PURCHASE THIS ITEM. SO NO LONGER WILL I GET TO HEAR DEM STINKIN' EXCUSES SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: "I FORGOT THAT THIS WAS A VINYL RECORD. THE LAST ONE THAT I PURCHASED GOT DAMAGED WHEN I TRIED TO CRAM IT INTO MY CD PLAYER", "I THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS RICCARDO ZAPPA RELATED. ISN'T FRANK ZAPPA THAT GUY WHO SAT ON TOILETS?", "AFTER CONSULTING WITH MY WIFE WHO SAID THAT SHE WAS GOING TO STICK MY BALLS IN A VICE IF I PURCHASED JUST ONE MORE ZAPPA OR RELATED RECORD, I DECIDED TO PLAY IT SMART N' BUY AN APRON, MOP AND BROOM FOR ME TO USE INSTEAD". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE MISERABLE EXCUSES ARE TRUE. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE AND CERTAIN TRANSACTIONS, HOWEVER, IF YOU WANNA DISCOVER IF YOU AND YOUR TRANSACTION QUALIFY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, I LIKE TO MAKE IT A BIG HASSLE AND FORCE PEOPLE TO READ THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALITY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, A PERSON NEEDS TO MEET AND / OR EXCEED ALL OF THE FOLLOWING REQUIREMENTS: YOU NEED TO HAVE PURCHASED MORE THAN ONE ITEM FROM ME, NOT ONE ITEM FROM ME, AND A HELEN REDDY ALBUM FROM SOME WOMAN NAMED JOE. YOU NEED TO HAVE PAID FOR THOSE ITEMS WITH A PAYMENT RECEIVED BY ME, NOT ONE PAYMENT FOR ONE ITEM MADE TO ME, AND THEN YOU GO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR MONEY ON A QUARTER POUND CATTLE-BURGER WITH CHEESE AND A LARGE ORDER OF GREASY FRIES. YOU MUST NOT BE NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND MUST PROMISE THAT IN THE FUTURE NEVER TO BE: CAUGHT SLOBBERING DRUNK AT THE PALOMINO, THEREFORE RECEIVING UP TO, AND INCLUDING 30 DAYS IN SAN BER'DINO. NUISANCE DILLHOLE OR DILLWEED. LARRY'S MOTHER. THE GUY WHO RECENTLY HAD THE UNMITIGATED AUDACITY TO TELL ME THAT HE WAS OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS AND THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. .

$4.00 FOR FIRST CLASS MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA. THAT'S RIGHT, YOU'VE HEARD RIGHT AND I'LL ACTUALLY SEND IT PACKED IN A BOX, NOT TAPED INSIDE OF SOME BROWN GROCERY BAG.

$10.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$15.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. , THE RIPOFF REPUBLIC OR THE PILFER ISLANDS }.

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, STEVE VAI , TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , THE GTO'S , PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND,BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, JETHRO TULL, PINK FLOYD, JIMI HENDRIX, KING CRIMSON. ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, THE TUBES, NEKTAR AND VARIOUS OTHER ARTISTS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?