1975 WILD MAN FISCHER GO TO RHINO RECORDS 1ST EVER RHINO RELEASE 7" 45 RPM ZAPPA

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1975 - WILD MAN FISCHER -GO TO RHINO RECORDS / THE PLASTIC RHINO BAND - RHINO, THE PLACE TO GO - 7" VINYL RECORD 45 RPM SINGLE - - THIS SINGLE WAS MADE TO BE GIVEN AWAY FREE AS A PROMOTION FOR THE STORE - RHINO RECORDS - RNOP-001 - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS AND READ ABOUT IT BELOW - OK LARRY?

NOW FOR THOSE OF YEZ WHO DON'T KNOW ABOUT LARRY "WILDMAN " FISCHER. HE WAS A STREET SINGER WHO USED TO HANG AROUND MOSTLY ON THE SUNSET STRIP IN LOS ANGELES SINGING SONGS FOR A DIME. BUT ONE DAY THE NOTORIOUS TOILET SITTER FRANK ZAPPA HAPPENED TO BE WALIKNG BY AND LIKED WHAT HE HEARD. SO HE CONVINCED LARRY TO RECORD HIS SONGS ON A 2 LP SET WHICH FRANK RELEASED IN 1969 ON HIS BIZARRE RECORDS LABEL TITLED "AN EVENING WITH WILD MAN FISCHER". WELL SHORTY THERE-AFTER, LARRY AND FRANK HAD A FALLING OUT AND THAT WAS THE LAST ALBUM THAT LARRY WOULD RECORD FOR FRANK BUT I'M NOT HERE TO WRITE THE STORY OF WILD MAN FISCHER. THERE WAS ALREADY A DVD RELEASED ABOUT THAT ANYWAY.

SO AFTER SOME JAMS WITH GROUPS LIKE SMEGMA AND A FEW SOLO PERFORMANCES, WE FAST FORWARD TO 1975 AT WHICH TIME RHINO RECORDS WAS JUST A SINGLE RECORD STORE IN LOS ANGELES. HOWEVER LARRY, WHO WAS STILL HANGING AROUND IN THE LOS ANGELES AREA USED TO STOP BY THE RHINO STORE, SO THEY GOT A GOOD IDEA. JEFF GOLD, WHO TOLD ME ALL ABOUT IT AND WAS AT THAT TIME A RHINO RECORDS STORE EMPLOYEE WAS TOLD TO RUN HOME AND BRING BACK A TAPE DECK WHICH HE DID AND THAT'S HOW THE "GO TO RHINO RECORDS" WILDMAN FISCHER SONG WAS RECORDED. LATER WILD MAN FISCHER WOULD RECORD 3 ALBUMS FOR RHINO RECORDS AND LATER EVEN STILL RHINO RELEASED A 2 CD SET FROM THEIR HANDMADE SERIES CALLED "THE FISCHER KING". WHICH WAS ALL OF THE STUFF LARRY RECORDED FOR RHINO OVER THE YEARS WITH SOME BONUS MATERIAL.

NOW THIS SINGLE WHICH WAS THE FIRST ONE EVER MADE WAS GIVEN AWAY FREE AT THE STORE.

BOTH SIDES PLAY AND SOUND PERFECT. VISUALLY A FEW ULTRA LIGHT SCUFFS. A LITTLE WEAR ON THE LABELS AND A TINY BIT OF STICKER RESIDUE REMAINING ON THE PLASTIC RHINO LABEL. BUT HEY, I BET YOU HAD SOME WEAR WHEN YOU WERE 45 YEARS OLD 30 YEARS AGO. THIS IS THE FIRST RECORD OF ANY KIND EVER MADE BY RHINO RECORDS BEFORE THEY BECAME A GIANT RECORD COMPANY EVENTUALLY BEING SWALLOWED UP BY A MEGA CORPORATION. THIS SINGLE WAS MADE TO BE GIVEN AWAY FREE. THE B SIDE IS THE PLASTIC RHINO BAND SINGING ABOUT WHY PEOPLE SHOULD GO TO RHINO RECORDS. "WENT TO RECORD CITY, BUT THE PRICES THERE WERE "SH*TTY". THE RECORD COMES IN A HIGH QUALITY TYPE OF SLEEVE AND IF YOU BUY BEFORE MIDNITE TONIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.

I'LL TELL YA' THOUGH, YOU JUST MIGHT WANNA BUY THIS RECORD FIRST, THEN YOU CAN READ SOME OF THE ANSWERS TO A FEW OF THE RECENT FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS THAT I'VE BEEN RECEIVING THAT HAD BEEN FESTERING IN THE MINDS OF FOOLISH YOUNG CONSUMERS:

ARE YOU REALLY REV. A. WEST, THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND?

OF COURSE I AM MY SON.

IF I BUY ONE OF YOUR RARE AND EXCITING ITEMS, BUT LATER THAT SAME DAY MY BOSS AT OMAR'S PORK & FIRES ME, TELLING ME THAT THE REASON FOR MY TERMINATION IS THAT I'M A FAT LAZY OAF. DO I STILL NEED TO PAY FOR THE ITEM?

OF COURSE YOU DO MY SON.

SEVERAL WEEKS AGO, MY WIFE TOLD ME THAT IF I PURCHASE JUST ONE MORE FRANK ZAPPA OR RELATED RECORD, SHE'LL STICK MY BALLS IN A VICE. DO YOU THINK THAT I SHOULD STILL BUY A ZAPPA RECORD FROM YOU?

OF COURSE YOU SHOULD MY SON. .

I'M JUST ANOTHER NON-PAYING JACK O' LOAF. SO DO YOU THINK THAT IF I BUY ONE OF YOUR EXCITING ITEMS AND NOT PAY, MY MISERABLE BEHIND JUST MIGHT GET KICKED OFF OF E-BAY?

OF COURSE IT MIGHT MY SON.

MY MAMA HAD ALWAYS SAID THAT I'M REALLY KINDA' STUPID AND UGLY TOO. RECENTLY AFTER SMOKING IN PAJAMAS, THE RESULT OF WHICH STARTED A FIRE THAT BURNED MY FACE. MY MAMA INFORMED ME THAT IT JUST MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA IF I WERE TO GO STAY WITH HER, DUE TO THE FACT THAT SHE COULD DO MY LAUNDRY AND COOK FOR ME. DO YOU THINK THAT I SHOULD JUST GO STAY WITH HER?

OF COURSE YOU SHOULD MY SON.

AT A RECENT STAY IN A MOTEL, I THINK THAT I MAY HAVE LOST MY WALLET. I ASKED THE HOOKER IF SHE HAD SEEN IT, BUT SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE HAD NOT. HOWEVER LATER THAT EVENING, SHE DID ADMIT THAT SHE HAD TAKEN MY TIMEX A FEW MONTHS AGO. DO YOU THINK THAT SHE ALSO TOOK MY WALLET?

OF COURSE NOT MY SON.

THE PREACHER AT MY CHURCH IN A RECENT SERMON STATED, "IF YOU FOLLOW THE ADVICE OF PEOPLE LIKE REV. A. WEST, IT'S QUITE POSSIBLE THAT YOU COULD WIND UP IN THE PLACE WHERE THE GUY WITH THE HORNS AND POINTED STICK CONDUCTS HIS BUSINESS".  ARE YOU THE REV. A. WEST THAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT?

PUMP NOT THE LOAF OF THY NEIGHBOR'S OAF NOR CHOKE THY BROTHER'S CHICKEN. REV 18.

[Q] DUE TO THE FACT THAT I HAD ONLY PLAYED VIDEO GAMES AND PUMPED MY LOAF WHEN I WENT TO SCHOOL, I WOUND UP BEING A COMPLETE MORON. RECENTLY WHILE READING ONE OF YOUR LISTINGS I GOT OFFENDED. AS A RESULT I SENT YOU AN E-MAIL TELLING YOU THAT YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOUR SELF. HOWEVER A FEW WEEKS LATER, I DISCOVERED A FEW ITEMS IN YOUR E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY THAT I HAVE CONSIDERED PURCHASING. SO EVEN THOUGH AS YOU HAD SUGGESTED, I'VE HAD MY MISTRESS BEAT MY ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS WITH A COPY OF ROLLING STONE EVERY NIGHT. WILL YOU STILL OFFER ME COMBINED SHIPPING?

 OF COURSE NOT MY SON.  

WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME?

AND HIS MAGIC BAND PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA RELATED ARTISTS. ALSO I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK BANDS SUCH AS CAPTAIN BEYOND, SIR LORD BALTIMORE WITH THE LEGENDARY JOHN GARNER, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMLY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, BLUE CHEER WITH THE EQUALLY LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, BUBBLE PUPPY, BULL ANGUS AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION REMAINS FREE . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?