1978 FRANK ZAPPA LIVE POUGHKEEPSIE NY - PROJECT OBJECT - ORIGINAL MUD SHARK LP

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SEPTEMBER 21ST 1978 - FRANK ZAPPA LIVE AT THE MID HUDSON CIVIC CENTER POUGHKEEPSIE NEW YORK - PROJECT OBJECT - THE BAND ON THIS ALBUM WAS: DENNY WALLY - IKE WILLIS - ARTHUR BARROW - TOMMY MARS - PETER WOLF - ED MANN - VINNY COLAIUTA AND NOSETRADAMUS -  ORIGINAL 12" VINYL RECORD LP RELEASED JULY 1980 - THE BILLY DEXTER BAND ON LABELS - BILLY DEXTER WAS A PSEUDONYM THAT FRANK ZAPPA USED ON THE 1971 TEARS BEGAN TO FALL / JUNIER MINTZ BOOGIE SINGLE, SO PEOPLE WOULDN'T KNOW THAT IT WAS REALLY THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION AND WOULD BUY HIS CRUDDY MUSIC - - NOCTURNAL RECORDS STEREO MZ 3604 - READ THE DESCRIPTION AFTER YOU SCROLL PAST THE OBLIGATORY CRUD BELOW - OK LARRY?

HELLO THERE, I'M REV. A. WEST AND I'M THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND. YES THAT'S RIGHT, I'M THE IDIOT WHO WASTES HIS TIME TRYING TO SELL MUSIC AND OTHER STUFF BY A GUY WHO HAD BEEN BETTER KNOWN FOR SITTING ON A TOILET THAN HIS MUSIC. SO NOW THERE YOU ARE SITTING IN FRONT OF YOUR SCREEN SCRATCHING YOUR OVERSIZED RONDO HATTON BEMIS STYLE HEAD WHILE THINKING, YEAH, OK REV , BUT I JUST CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER WHY, I MEAN WHY WOULD ANYBODY WANNA WASTE HIS TIME TRYING TO SELL MUSIC AND OTHER STUFF BY A GUY WHO NOBODY HERE IN THE USA LIKES OR EVEN KNEW ABOUT? YEAH REV, WHAT'S THE DEAL? WELL LARRY, I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK. BUT SINCE YOU JUST COULDN'T CONTAIN YOURSELF, IT'S BECAUSE I LIVE A BORING AND MISERABLE EXISTENCE AND SIMPLY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO ANNOY PEOPLE LIKE YOU. OK LARRY?

SIDE ONE POOTS FORTH: PRELUDE TO BOBBY BROWN - BOBBY BROWN - CONEHEAD - MOE'S VACATION - I HAVE BEEN IN YOU.

SIDE TWO OOZES OUT: THE LITTLE HOUSE I USED TO LIVE IN - TELL ME YOU LOVE ME - YO MAMA.

THE ALBUM ART / INFORMATION SLICK IS TAPED TO THE FRONT OF THE WHITE CARDBOARD COVER. NOTHING ON THE BACK EXCEPT SOME WEAR. A LITTLE YELLOWING. NO SEAM SPLITS. NO WRITING. 

THE RECORD IS A SOUNDBOARD RECORDING AND SOUNDS GREAT WHEN I PLAYED BOTH SIDES ON A DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE HOOKED UP TO A HEAD AMP.  THERE'S NOTHING MORE THAN THE NORMAL AMOUNT OF SURFACE NOISE. WHEN I MOVED THE RECORD AROUND UNDER A 100 WATT LIGHT BULB IT ONLY HAS A FEW LIGHT SCUFFS, NO DEEP GROOVE SCRATCHES. CHECK THIS OUT: THE RECORD COMES IN ONE OF THOSE LATE 70'S EARLY 80'S VINTAGE REALISTIC HIGH QUALITY INNER SLEEVES. YEAH IT HAS SOME SEAM SPLITS AND SOME YELLOWING BUT STILL DOES THE JOB AND IS COOL ON TOP OF THAT. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.... BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.  

SIMPLY PAY WHEN YOU PURCHASE THIS ITEM. SO NO LONGER WILL I GET TO HEAR DEM EXCUSES WHILE LAUGHING MY BEHIND OFF SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: "I FORGOT THAT THESE WERE VINYL RECORDS.THE LAST ONE THAT I PURCHASED GOT DAMAGED WHEN I TRIED TO CRAM IT INTO MY CD PLAYER","I THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS RICCARDO ZAPPA. ISN'T FRANK ZAPPA THAT GUY WHO ALWAYS LIKED TO SIT ON TOILETS?","AFTER CONSULTING WITH MY WIFE WHO SAID THAT SHE WAS GOING TO STICK MY BALLS IN A VICE IF I PURCHASED JUST ONE MORE FRANK ZAPPA RECORD, I DECIDED TO PLAY IT SMART AND BUY AN APRON, BROOM AND MOP FOR ME TO USE INSTEAD". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE MISERABLE EXCUSES ARE TRUE. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE AND CERTAIN TRANSACTIONS, HOWEVER IN TRYING TO KEEP IN STEP WITH ALL OF THOSE BIG TIME SELLERS, THAT WANNA MAKE EVEN THE SMALLEST THING A HASSLE, AND THE FACT THAT YOU PROBABLY DESERVE MORE GRIEF IN YOUR LIFE THAN YOU'RE CURRENTLY GETTING, YOU'LL NEED TO READ THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALITY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, A PERSON NEEDS TO MEET AND / OR EXCEED ALL OF THE FOLLOWING REQUIREMENTS: YOU NEED TO HAVE PURCHASED MORE THAN ONE ITEM FROM ME, NOT ONE ITEM FROM ME, AND A HELEN REDDY ALBUM FROM SOME WOMAN NAMED JOE. YOU NEED TO HAVE PAID FOR THOSE ITEMS WITH A PAYMENT RECEIVED BY ME, NOT ONE PAYMENT FOR ONE ITEM MADE TO ME, AND THEN YOU GO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR MONEY ON A HOOKER IN SOME SEEDY MOTEL. YOU MUST NOT BE NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND MUST PROMISE THAT IN THE FUTURE NEVER TO BE: CAUGHT SLOBBERING DRUNK AT THE PALOMINO, THEREFORE RECEIVING UP TO, AND INCLUDING 30 DAYS IN SAN BER'DINO. NUISANCE DILLHOLE OR DILLWEED. LARRY'S MOTHER. THE GUY WHO RECENTLY HAD THE UNMITIGATED AUDACITY TO TELL ME THAT HE WAS OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS, AND THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. ..

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE OTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , STEVE VAI PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, BULL ANGUS, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, PINK FLOYD, JIMI HENDRIX, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?