1978 TEMPLE CITY KAZOO ORCHESTRA ORIGINAL TEST PRESSING EP DR DEMENTO ZEPPELIN

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1978 - TEMPLE CITY KAZOO ORCHESTRA - SOME KAZOOS - ORIGINAL RHINO RECORDS WHITE LABEL 45 RPM TEST PRESSING EP OF THESE LEGENDARY SONGS THAT WERE RECORDED LIVE AT THE TEMPLE CITY MOOSE HALL - HERE IS THE INFORMATION PRESSED INTO THE DEAD WAX AREA AT THE END OF EACH SIDE: SIDE 1 RNEP 501 KAZOOS... AMERICA'S BEST ENTERTAINMENT VALUE! WESTREX 3D SOUND! 1/D 4037-12" L/H G/J TOP TEN SMASH! / SIDE 2 RNEP 501 RHINO RECORDS! COLLECT THEM ALL! TRADE THEM WITH YOUR FRIENDS! 1/D 4037 G J MZ/LH LIKE THE RECORD! THEN SEE THE MOVIE!! - ON SIDE 1 THEY DO 2001 SPRACH KA ZOOSTRA WHICH IS AN INCREDIBLE KAZOO RENDITION OF THE 2001 A SPACE ODYSSEY MOVIE THEME AND A STEAMY RENDITION OF THE BEE GEE'S DISCO CLASSIC STAYING ALIVE. ON SIDE 2 THEY ROCK OUT PERFORMING THE ROLLING STONE'S MISS YOU AND KICK ASS ON LED ZEPPELIN'S WHOLE LOTTA LOVE. BOTH SIDES LOOK AND PLAY PERFECT. ABSOLUTELY NO SCRATCHES. ALMOST LIKE IT WAS 1978 AGAIN LONG BEFORE THE KIDS ON YOUR STREET STARTING CALLING YOU FAT BALDY. WHITE LABELS HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF YELLOWING. YES THIS RECORD REALLY IS OVER 42 YEARS OLD. THE RECORD COMES WITH A GENERIC WHITE CARDBOARD JACKET THAT IS PROBABLY THE ORIGINAL ON WHICH SOMEBODY WROTE THE TITLE AND CATALOG NUMBER. A LITTLE YELLOWING AND BENDS. WHO REALLY CARES ABOUT THE CONDITION OF A GENERIC CARDBOARD JACKET ANYWAY? NICE TO HAVE ONE IS ALL REALLY SOMEBODY MIGHT WANNA KNOW. THE RECORD ORIGINALLY CAME IN A PLAIN WHITE PAPER INNER SLEEVE THAT I PUT BACK INSIDE OF THE JACKET AND REPLACED IT WITH A HIGH QUALITY ANTI-STATIC PLASTIC LINED COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE THAT WILL KEEP YOUR RECORD LOOKING SHARP FOR THE NEXT 50 YEARS - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS THAT GEEZERS WILL BE ABLE TO ENLARGE WITHOUT THE AID OF CHEMICAL ENHANCEMENTS. 

YOU'LL HAVE TO HAVE PAY FOR THE ITEM WHEN YOU PURCHASE IT. I'LL TELL YA, THOSE EXCUSES WERE GETTING OLD, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: "AFTER GETTING MY BALLS STUCK IN A VICE BY MY WIFE FOR PURCHASING THE LAST DR DEMENTO RECORD RELATED RECORD, I DISCOVERED THAT UNLIKE WHAT YOU HAD STATED IN ANOTHER AD, I DIDN'T REALLY ENJOY IT VERY MUCH AT ALL", "I THOUGHT THIS WAS A DR RUTH RECORD, ISN'T DR DEMENTO SOME CRAZY GUY WHO PLAYED A LOT OF WEIRD MUSIC ON HIS RADIO SHOW OR SOMETHING?","SOME GUY AT MY CHURCH SAID THAT PEOPLE WHO USED TO LISTEN TO DR DEMENTO, WIND UP IN THE PLACE WHERE THE GUY WITH THE HORNS AND POINTED STICK CONDUCTS HIS BUSINESS". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL O' THESE MISERABLE EXCUSES ARE TRUE. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE. HOWEVER IN TRYING TO MAINTAIN MY IMAGE AS ONE OF THOSE BIG TIME SELLERS THAT JUST LOVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING A HASSLE, YOU'LL HAVE TO READ THE OUTRAGEOUS TERMS IN THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALIFY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, YEZ MUST FIRST MEET OR EXCEED THE FOLLOWING OUTRAGEOUS REQUIREMENTS::  YOU GOTTA PURCHASE MORE THAN ONE ITEM THAT CAN BE SENT TOGETHER FROM ME, NOT ONE FROM ME AND ANOTHER ONE FROM SOME OAF NAMED LARRY. YOU GOTTA PAY ME FOR THOSE ITEMS, NOT PAY ME FOR ONE OF THEM, WHILE SPENDING THE REMAINDER OF YOUR MONEY ON A HOOKER AT SOME SEEDY MOTEL. YOU CAN NOT NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND IN THE FUTCHUM PROMISE NEVER TO BECOME ANY OF THE FOLLOWING: NUISANCE DILLWEED . OAF LARRY'S' MOTHER THE IDIOT THAT GOT OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. . [4} YOUR NASAL APPENDAGE MUST NOT PROTRUDE MORE THAN A FOOT FROM YOUR RONDO HATTON SIZE BEMIS HEAD WITHOUT HAVING THE FIRST NAME OF PINOCCHIO.

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY, LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER PLUS I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK BANDS SUCH AS CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE EQUALLY LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, BUBBLE PUPPY, MOUNTAIN WITH THE THEN PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, THE TUBES, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHERS.

IS THE SIZE OF YOUR ZAPPA AND RELATED COLLECTION THE SUBJECT OF LAUGHTER AND RIDICULE BY YOUR FRIENDS, NEIGHBORS, WIFE AND EVEN MISTRESS? WELL DON'T BE ASHAMED MY SON, THIS PROBLEM AS DEGRADING AS IT MAY SEEM IS COMMON AMONG MANY PEOPLE IN ALL WALKS OF LIFE DURING THESE TROUBLING TIMES AND I, REV. A. WEST CAN HELP. SIMPLY GO TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE AND LOOK INSIDE OF MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. YOU'LL NOT ONLY GET TO SEE SOME RARE 'N EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS IN THERE, BUT YOU'LL ALSO BE GIVEN THE ONCE IN A LIFETIME CHANCE TO BUY EM'. THEN IN A SHORT FEW DAYS WHEN YOUR RARE 'N EXCITING ZAPPA ITEMS ARRIVE, YOUR MISTRESS WILL NO LONGER LAUGH AT YOU WHEN YOU ARE FORCED TO REMOVE THOSE PANTIES THAT YOU MUST WEAR AND BEND OVER, WHILE SHE BEATS YOUR ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS WITH A COPY OF ROLLING STONE. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?