1979 FRANK ZAPPA JOE'S GARAGE ACTS 2 + 3 PROMO 2 LP SET SEALED WARNING STICKER
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NOVEMBER 19TH 1979 - FRANK ZAPPA - - JOE'S GARAGE ACTS II & III - 2 LP VINYL RECORD 33 1/3 RPM SET - - HAS THE " WARNING - ANOTHER ZAPPA ALBUM! PLEASE AUDITION BEFORE AIRPLAY! " STICKER ON THE FRONT ALONG WITH THE " A TWO RECORD SET STICKER ON TOP OF THE SHRINK WRAP ON THE FRONT OF THE ALBUM COVER - ALSO A GOLD PROMO STAMP IN THE UPPER LEFT CORNER ON THE BACK OF THE COVER - SEALED WITH THE ORIGINAL SHRINK WRAP FOR THE LAST 33 YEARS - I DON'T SEE ANY BREAKS IN THE SHRINK - NOW INSIDE SINCE I'VE SEEN A FEW OF THESE IN MY 35+ YEARS OF WASTING TIME TRADING / COLLECTING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED RECORDS. SO INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD THEY'LL BE SOME INSERTS GLUED TO THE SPINE OF THE ALBUM COVER WITH COOL ARTWORK AND THE LYRICS PRINTED TO THE SONGS . BUT NOW DIG THIS: SOME OF THESE JOE'S GARAGE ACTS II AND III PROMO LPS ALSO HAD A PROMO POSTER FOLDED INSIDE - EVER SEE THAT ONE? WELL I'M NOT SAYING THERE'S ONE IN THERE , I'M JUST SAYING THE POSSIBILITY EXISTS THAT THERE COULD BE ONE IN THERE BUT IF THERE ISN'T DON'T SEND ME ANY NASTY E-MAILS AS I CAN'T GUARANTEE THAT THERE IS ONE LURKING IN THERE - THIS IS THE U.S.A. ZAPPA RECORDS RED LABEL - SRZ 2-1502 OK LARRY?
SI LORENZO IT'S TRUE, I'VE BEEN THE LIFE OF MANY PARTIES THAT I'VE NEVER ATTENDED. IF I WERE TO STICK MY FOOT UP YOUR CAVERNOUS BEHIND YOU'D FEEL A STRONG URGE TO THANK ME. PERSONS THAT SMELL LIKE FISH HAVE ACTUALLY NAMED A WEEK AFTER ME . I'M REV. A. WEST AND AM THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND. SO NOW DIG THIS; I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO MUSIC, BUT WHEN I DO I PERFER FRANK ZAPPA. DON'T LET YOUR MEAT LOAF MY FRIEND.
SIDE ONE POOTS FORTH: A TOKEN OF MY EXTREME - STICK IT OUT - SY BORG.
SIDE TWO REEKS OUT: DONG WORK FOR YUDA - KEEP IT GREASEY - OUTSIDE NOW.
SIDE THREE FLUSHES DOWN: HE USED TO CUT THE GRASS - PACKARD GOOSE.
SIDE FOUR WIPES UP: WATERMELON IN EASTER HAY - A LITTLE GREEN ROSETTA
LIKE I TOLD YEZ, SEALED. NO BREAKS IN THE ORIGINAL SHRINK. A FEW LIGHT SUFSS ON TOP OF THE SHRINK AND SOME LIGHT RING WEAR ON THE BACK COVER BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S ON TOP OF THE SHRINK WRAP. . RIGHT LARRY? BUT WAIT...., THERE'S MORE...., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT I'M GONNA INCLUDE A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FRRE IN THE EVENT THAT YOU DECIDE TO OPEN THE ALBUM AND NOT LEAVE IT SEALED AS SOME INVESTMENT.
PAYMENT ONLY BY PAYPAL.
YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR THE ITEM WHEN YOU PURCHASE IT, AND SPARE ME THE MISERABLE EXCUSES SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: " I FORGOT THAT I NEEDED THE MONEY TO PAY FOR LITTLE PINOCCHIO'S NOSE JOB ", " THE GUY AT THE EMPLOYMENT AGENCY SAID THAT THEY CURRENTLY DIDN'T HAVE ANY OPENINGS FOR TOWER OF POWER BUTT PLUG TESTERS ", " MY WALLET BECAME WEDGED INSIDE OF THE CRACK OF MY ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS, AND I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO PRY IT OUTTA THERE YET ". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE EXCUSES ARE TRUE.
$4.00 FOR MEDIA MAIL SHIPPING.
$9.00 FOR PRIORITY MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.
$10.00 FOR AIR MAL SHIPPING TO CANADA.
$19.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. .
HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, STEVE VAI , TIM BUCKLEY, LARRY " WILD MAN " FISCHER , THE GTO'S , PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT , AND AS IF THAT WERN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, SIR LORD BALTIMORE, BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, PINK FLOYD, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, THE TUBES, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FEE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?
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