1979 FRANK ZAPPA W/ L SHANKAR VIOLIN DEAD GIRLS OF LONDON / SAME RARE 12" PROMO

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1979 - L. SHANKAR - - DEAD GIRLS OF LONDON 5:21 / SAME - A RARE 'N EXCITING 12" VINYL RECORD 33 1/3 RPM PROMO SINGLE THAT WAS MANUFACTURED AND DISTRIBUTED IN THE U.S.A. ONLY TO PROMOTE THE ONLY ZAPPA RECORDS ALBUM RELEASED BY ANY OTHER ARTIST THAN FRANK - ZAPPA RECORDS MK-114 - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS - DON'T FORGET TO BUY IT BEFORE MIDNITE TONITE AND SOON YOU'LL BE SMELLING THE REEKING BUNS OF THE POSTAL EMPLOYEE DELIVERING THIS RARE 'N EXCITING ITEM TO YOUR VERIFIED PAYPAL ADDRESS - OK LARRY?

THIS IS ACTUALLY ONE OF THE MORE OBSCURE ZAPPA RECORDS PROMOS. FRANK STARTED ZAPPA RECORDS IN 1979 AFTER HIS HIS WAR WITH WARNER BROS AND GIVING HERB COHEN THE SHAFT. BUT BY 1980 FRANK STARTED RELEASING HIS CRUD ON HIS VERY OWN BARKING PUMPKIN RECORDS LABEL.    

VERY NICE CARDBOARD RECORD COVER. VERY LITTLE WEAR. NO SEAM SPLITS. NO TAPE. 

THE RECORD LOOKS NICE AND PLAYS PERFECT. NO SCRATCHES. I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE ANY SCUFFS ALTHOUGH THERE MIGHT BE SOME SOMEWHERE. IT'S ALMOST LIKE IT'S 1979 AGAIN EXCEPT YOU'RE A GEEZER NOW. THE RECORD COMES IN A HIGH QUALITY TYPE OF COLLECTOR'S INNER SLEEVE. BUT WAIT... , THERE'S MORE.., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YA' A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE

YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY WHEN YO' BEHIND PURCHASES THIS ITEM. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE AND CERTAIN TRANSACTIONS. HOWEVER, IN TRYING TO KEEP IN STEP WITH ALL OF THOSE BIG TIME SELLERS THAT JUST WANNA MAKE EVEN THE SMALLEST THING A HASSLE, AND THE FACT THAT YOU PROBABLY DESERVE MORE GRIEF IN YOUR LIFE THAN YOU'RE CURRENTLY GETTING, YOU'LL NEED TO READ THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALITY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, A PERSON NEEDS TO MEET AND / OR EXCEED ALL OF THE FOLLOWING REQUIREMENTS: YOU NEED TO HAVE PURCHASED MORE THAN ONE ITEM FROM ME, NOT ONE ITEM FROM ME, AND A HELEN REDDY ALBUM FROM SOME WOMAN NAMED JOE. YOU NEED TO HAVE PAID FOR THOSE ITEMS WITH A PAYMENT RECEIVED BY ME, NOT ONE PAYMENT FOR ONE ITEM MADE TO ME, THEN YOU GO SPEND THE REST OF THE MONEY ON A HOOKER AT SOME SEEDY MOTEL. YOU MUST NOT BE NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND MUST PROMISE THAT IN THE FUTURE NEVER TO BE: CAUGHT SLOBBERING DRUNK AT THE PALOMINO, THEREFORE RECEIVING UP TO, AND INCLUDING 30 DAYS IN SAN BER'DINO. NUISANCE. DILLHOLE OR DILLWEED. LARRY'S MOTHER. THE GUY WHO RECENTLY HAD THE UNMITIGATED AUDACITY TO TELL ME THAT HE WAS OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS, AND THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. ..

FREE MEDIA MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.

ADD $4.00 FOR PRIORITY MAIL SHIPPING TO THE USA. 

$12.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$20.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. , SLOBVARIA, THE RIPOFF REPUBLIC OR THE PILFER ISLANDS }.

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , STEVE VAI AND MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND,BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, THE TUBES, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, NEKTAR AND VARIOUS OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE.

WE HERE AT SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY KNOW THAT YOU'RE AN IMPORTANT PERSON AND DON'T LIKE TO WASTE THE TIME THAT YOU COULD OTHERWISE BE SPENDING HANGING 'ROUND THE RESTROOMS AT YOUR LOCAL BUS STATION. SO AS A RESULT WE'VE SPARED NO EXPENSE IN PUTTING SOME RARE 'N EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS IN ONE PLACE, OUR E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. SO JUST GWINE ON IN THERE 'N GET A LITTLE ONYA. THE ADMISSION FEE REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?