1980 FRANK ZAPPA PUNKY'S WHIPS { PTS 1+2 } ITALY WITHDRAWN SONG 7" 45 RPM SINGLE

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RELEASED IN 1980 - FRANK ZAPPA - PUNKY'S WHIPS - 7" VINYL RECORD - 45 RPM SINGLE - THIS SONG WAS BRIEFLY RELEASED THEN QUICKLY WITHDRAWN, ALTHOUGH SOME PUNKYS DID MANAGE TO OOZE OUT AND IN ITALY WAS ACTUALLY RELEASED AS A SINGLE - MOST ZAPPA FANS ALREADY KNOW THE STORY, SO HERE'S THE FORESHORTENED VERSION: THE SONG WAS ABOUT A GUITARIST NAMED PUNKY MEADOWS, WHO WAS THE LEAD GUITARIST IN A GROUP CALLED "ANGEL" - IT SEEMED THAT TERRY BOZZIO, SEEMED TO LIKE THE POOCHED OUT SUCCULENCE OF PUNKY'S INSOLENT POUTING RECTUS, AS IS EXPLAINED IN THE SONG - MEANWHILE, FRANK WAS HAVING PROBLEMS WITH HIS RECORD COMPANY WARNER BROS. RECORDS - FRANK WANTED TO RELEASE A 4 LP SET IN 1977 TITLED "LATHER" AND THIS SONG WOUDLA' BEEN ON IT, BUT WARNER BROS HAD OTHER IDEAS - ANYWAY, WARNER BROS DECIDED TO RELEASE IT AS A 2LP SET. HOWEVER, THEY DIDN'T HAVE PUNKY MEADOW'S PERMISSION TO USE HIS NAME , SO THEY HAD TO GIVE PUNKY THE SHAFT, WHICH PUNKY PROBABLY ENJOYED - BUT PUNKY DID OOZE OUT ON SOME ALBUMS BEFORE THEY COULD STICK A PLUG IN HIM - SO HERE'S THE ENTIRE SONG ON A SINGLE FOR PEOPLE WHO HAD WANTED TO HEAR IT'S MAGNIFICENCE - INTERNATIONAL RECORDS LABEL - SIR-20-039 - CHECK IT OUT

BOTH SIDES PLAY PERFECT. YOU'LL LOVE IT IF YOU'RE INTO THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR. THE RECORD LOOKS NICE TOO, A VERY FEW ULTRA LIGHT SCUFFS THAT SOME PEOPLE PROBABLY WOULDN'T NOTICE UNLESS THEY WORE COKE BOTTLE GEEZER STYLE READING GLASSES AND STUCK THEIR PROTRUDING NASAL APPENDAGES OVER EACH SIDE WHILE TWIRLING IT 'ROUND AND 'ROUND INDER A LIGHT OR SOMETHIN'. LABELS LOOK REALLY NICE TOO. THE RECORD COMES IN A  HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF SLEEVE, BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , STEVE VAI AND MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND,BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, THE TUBES, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, NEKTAR AND VARIOUS OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE.

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