1981 CAPTAIN BEEFHEART BEST BATCH YET LIVE 2 LP SET + 2 STUDIO CUTS FRANK ZAPPA

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RECORDED LIVE AT THE COUNTRY CLUB JANUARY 29TH 1981 - CAPTAIN BEEFHEART & THE MAGIC BAND - BEST BATCH YET - 2 LP VINYL RECORD SET - SIDE FOUR TRACKS 4 & 5 ARE STUDIO RECORDINGS AND ONE OF THEM IS " HARD WORKIN' MAN ", THE TITLE OF THE MOVIE OF THE SAME NAME THAT DON DID THE SOUNDTRACK TITLE SONG - THIS FILM STARRED RICHARD PRYOR - ORIGINAL AND GETTING RARE 2 LP SET PRESSED ON THE GOD'S GOLFBALL RECORDS LABEL - DON-12981 - SEE THE PHOTOS THAT MUCH LIKE YOUR SQUID EATING ALL OF THAT DOUGH IN THAT POLYETHYLENE BAG CAN BE ENLARGED - OK LARRY?

HELLO THERE, I'M REV. A. WEST PASTOR AT OUR LADY OF ETERNAL FLATULENCE CHURCH AND REAL ESTATE SALES OFFICE IN BEAUTIFUL DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, TOWN, TOWN, TOWN POOTER'S HOLE, MARYLAND. . NOW PREVIOUSLY I KNOW THERE HAS BEEN A FEW CRUSTY GEEZERS, ,  PENGUIN PLOOKERS, FOUL POOTERS AND EVEN BREAD BOFFERS TO WHOM I HAD STATED VERY CLEARLY THAT THEIR BIZNIS STINKS. WELL FOLKS, NOW DUE TO THE SLUMPING ECONOMY THE TIME THAT ALL OF YEZ HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR HAS FINALLY ARRIVED, AND YOU MAY AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION BEGIN JUMPING UP AND DOWN WITH JOY IN WILD ABANDONMENT. BECAUSE NOW DUE TO THE CRAPPY ECONOMY I'M READY TO SELL TO EVEN YOUR FOUL BEHINDS. . OK LARRY?  

SIDE ONE CONTAINS: NOWADAY'S A WOMAN'S GOTTA HIT A MAN - I WANNA FIND A WOMAN THAT'LL HOLD MY BIG TOE TILL I HAVE TO GO - HOT HEAD - ASHTRAY HEART - DIRTY BLUE GENE - THE SMITHSONIAN INSTITUTE BLUES - SUE EGYPT.

SIDE TWO CONTAINS: BEST BATCH YET - SAFE AS MILK - ONE RED ROSE THAT I MEAN - CHINA PIG - SPITBALL SCALPED THE BABY.

SIDE THREE CONTAINS: DOCTOR DARK - BAT CHAIN PULLER - MY HUMAN GETS ME BLUES - SUGAR 'N SPIKES - SHERIFF OF HONG KONG.

SIDE FOUR CONTAINS: KANDY KORN - VETERAN'S DAY POPPY - BIG EYED BEANS FROM VENUS - HARD WORKIN' MAN - LIGHT REFLECTED OFF THE OCEANDS OF THE MOON.

GLOSSY CARDBOARD ALBUM COVER HAS SOME CORNER DINGS. A BEND ON THE BACK IN THE UPPER LEFT CORNER. NO SEAM SPLITS. NO TAPE. NO WRITING.

BOTH RECORDS PLAY GREAT WHEN I PLAYED EM' ON MY DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE WITH THE DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE HOOKED UP O A HEAD AMP. . THIS IS A NICE SOUND QUALITY LIVE RECORDING AND OF COURSE THE STUDIO TRACKS ARE GREAT. SOME NICE LOOKING RECORDS TOO. I MOVED ALL FOUR SIDES 'ROUND 'N' 'ROUND UNDER A PAIR OF 100 WATT LIGHT BULBS 'TILL GWINE VIRTUALLY BLIND. NO SCRATCHES. MAYBE AN OCCASIONAL LIGHT SCUFF HERE, LIKE I SAID SOME NICE LOOKING RECORDS. LABELS LOOK GREAT. NO WRITING OR STICKERS . ALTHOUGH I'VE ALSO SAVED THE ORIGINAL WHITE PAPER INNER SLEEVES . BOTH RECORDS NOW COME IN HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVES, BUT WAIT...., THERE'S MORE, BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.

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SIMPLY PAY WHEN YOU PURCHASE THIS ITEM, SO NO LONGER WILL I GET TO HEAR TO HEAR DEM MISERABLE EXCUSES SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: " I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED THE BUY IT NOW BUTTON WITH MY PROTRUDING NASAL APPENDAGE WHEN I BENT DOWN TO PICK UP MY HAIRPIECE ", " I GOT BUSTED FOR SOLICITATION HANGING AROUND IN THE MEN'S RESTROOM AT THE LOCAL BUS STATION, AND WAS FORCED TO RESIGN SENATE SEAT ", " MY BOSS AT ST. ALPHONSO'S PANCAKE HOUSE SAID THAT I'M A FAT LAZY OAF WHO ATE UP ALL OF THE PROFITS SO HE SHOULDA' GIVEN ME THE BOOT A LONG TIME AGO, AND OF COURSE HE WAS RIGHT ". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE MISERABLE EXCUSES WERE TRUE.

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, STEVE VAI , LARRY " WILD MAN " FISCHER , THE GTO'S  PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BULL ANGUS, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, JETHRO TULL, ALICE COOPER,  KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, PINK FLOYD, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND,THE TUBES, TIM BUCKLEY, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHERS.YES MY SON, ALL ONE NEEDS TO DO IS ROLL RIGHT ON UP TO THE TOP OF THIS PLACE AND TRY TO SQUEEZE ONE'S ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS INSIDE OF MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. BUT BE WARNED, IT'S TIGHT IN THERE. SO BE SURE TO BRING IN SOME GREASE WITH YOU IN THE EVENT THAT YOU BECOME STUCK. BECAUSE UNLIKE ON SOME OTHER OCCASIONS, I WOULDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO PHONE THE EMERGENCY CYBER-SPACE RESCUE UNIT TO HAVE TO GO IN THERE AND PRY YOU OUT WITH THEIR DIGITAL CROW BAR. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?