1981 ZAPPA TINSELTOWN REBELLION 1ST USA 2 LP PROMO SET

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1981 - FRANK ZAPPA - TINSELTOWN REBELLION - 12" VINYL RECORD - 2 LP GATEFOLD ALBUM COVER SET - FIRST U.S.A. PROMO WITH GOLD PROMO STAMP ON THE BACK COVER - INCLUDES THE ORIGINAL FIRST U.S.A. ONLY GLOSSY " SHUT UP 'N PLAY YER GUITAR " 3 DIFFERENT LPS MAIL ORDER ONLY ADS INNER SLEEVES WITH MAIL IN CUT-OUT ORDER FORM - BARKING PUMPKIN RECORDS - PW2-37336 - SEE THE PHOTOS THAT HALF BLIND OLD GEEZERS CAN ENLARGE - 

I'LL TELL YA FOLKS, I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW ANYBODY WOULDA' ALLOWED SUCH VILE FILTH TO BE RELEASED ON A RECORD IN THE FIRST PLACE. I'M EVEN KINDA' ASHAMED TO SELL THIS OUTRAGEOS FILTH, BUT I'M JUST BASICALLY YOUR AVERAGE AMEICAN CAPATALISTIC SWINE AND WILL DO VIRTUALLY ANYTHING FOR MONEY, INCLUDING SELLING OUTRAGEOUS CRAP SUCH AS THIS. I MEAN " TELL ME YOU LOVE ME ". YES MR. ZAPPA, YOU WANT SOME POOR INNOCENT TEENAGE TYPE OF GIRL TO TELL YOU THAT SHE LOVES YOU, HUH? BUT WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY HAVE IN MIND TO DO TO HER IF SHE DOES?

SIDE ONE CONTAINS: FINE GIRL - EASY MEAT - FOR THE YOUNG SOPHISTICATE.

SIDE TWO CONTAINS: LOVE OF MY LIFE - I AIN'T GOT NO HEART - PANTY RAP - TELL ME YOU LOVE ME - NOW YU SEE IT, NOW YOU DON'T.

SIDE THREE CONTAINS: DANCE CONTEST - THE BLUE LIGHT - TINSEL TOWN REBELLION - PICK ME, I'M CLEAN. 

SIDE FOUR CONTAINS: BAMBOOZLED BY LOVE - BROWN SHOES DON'T MAKE IT - PEACHES 3. 

LIGHT RECORD INDENTAION ON THIS GLOSSY TYPE OF GATEFOLD COVER. NOT REALLY ANY RING WEAR, JUST AN INDENTATION. GOLD PROMO STAMP ON THE BACK OF THE COVER NEAR THE TOP LEFT CORNER. INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD WHERE ALL OF THE LYRICS TO THESE FILTY SONGS ARE PRINTED LOOKS GREAT. SOME WEAR NEAR THE TOP OUTSIDE OF THE SPINE BUT NOT SPLIT THRU. NO SPLITS ON THE SEAMS.

BOTH RECORDS PLAY GREAT IF YOU HAPPEN TO ENJOY LISTENING TO THIS VILE FILTH. YEAH, THERE'S A FEW LIGHT SURFACE MARKS / SCUFFS, THAT YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T EVEN NOTICE UNLESS YOU MOVE THE RECORDS 'ROUND 'N 'ROUND LIKE AN IDIOT UNDER A BRIGHT LIGHT 'TILL GOING VIRTUALLY BLIND. IN ANY CASE THERE'S NOT THAT MANY, AND NONE OF THE CAVERNOUS VARIETY, AND IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY NO, THIS WASN'T ONE OF THE RECORDS  THAT I HAD PREVIOUSLY USED TO PLAY FETCH WITH MY DOG " FRENCHIE ", OR FRONOBULAX " AS HE'S BETTER KNOWN TO THE PEASANTS IN THIS AREA. BOTH RECORDS COME WITH THE PREVIOUSLY DESCRIBED " SHUT UP 'N PLAY YER GUITAR " INNER SLEEVE ADS. HOWEVER, YOU WON'T NEED TO STORE THESE RECORDS BACK INSIDE OF THOSE ORIGINAL INNER SLEEVES DUE TO THE FACT THAT BOTH RECORDS COME WITH COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVES , AND JUST 'CAUSE WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA THROW IN A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE FREE O' CHARGE.  

PAYMENT ONLY BY PAYPAL OR A MONEY ORDER IN US DOLLARS.

NO STINKIN' E-CHECKS, OR ANY OTHER TYPE OF CHECKS EVEN IF BY SOME MIRACLE YOUR'S DON'T SMELL FUNNY.

PAYMENT FROM OUTSIDE OF THE U.S.A. BY PAYPAL ONLY.

IF YOU PLAN TO USE PAYPAL, JUST PAY FOR THE ITEM WHEN YOU PURCHASE IT, AND SPARE ME THE MISERABLE EXCUSES SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: " I FORGOT THAT I NEEDED THE MONEY TO PAY FOR LITTLE PINOCCHIO'S NOSE JOB ", " THE GUY AT THE EMPLOYMENT AGENCY SAID THAT THEY CURRENTLY DIDN'T HAVE ANY OPENINGS FOR TOWER OF POWER BUTT PLUG TESTERS ", " MY WALLET BECAME WEDGED INSIDE OF THE CRACK OF MY ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS, AND I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO PRY IT OUTTA THERE AS OF YET IN ORDER TO GET THE MONEY OUT TO PAY YOU ". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE EXCUSES ARE TRUE.

PAYMENT MUST ME RECEIVED WITHIN 10 DAYS OF THE PURCHASE DATE IF SENDING A MONEY ORDER. JUST LET ME KNOW SO THAT I WON'T START CRYING LIKE A BABY TO E-BAY ABOUT YOU BEING YET ANOTHER NON-PAYING JACK O' LOAF. THEN ACTUALLY SEND ONE, AND STOP THAT FLAGRANT LYING. OK LARRY?

$8.00 FOR PRIORITY MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA. YES, I'LL ACTUALLY SEND THIS LP BY PRIORITY MAIL, UNLIKE SOME WEASELS ON E-BAY CURRENTLY IN RESURGENCE THAT WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR PRIORITY MAIL SHIPPING, THEN SEND THE ITEM BY MEDIA MAIL WHILE STICKING THE EXTRA MONEY IN THE WALLET THAT SITS IN THEIR ENORMOUS PRODRUDING BUTTOCKS AUGMENTED BACK POCKET.

$9.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$18.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER WONDERFUL LOCATION IN TE WORLD.

SEND AN E-MAIL WITH ANY QUESTIONS , AND CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTIO, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND THE MAGIC BAND, JETHRO TULL, PINK FLOYD, JIMI HENDRIX, STEVE VAI, KING CRIMSON, LORD BUCKLEY, WILD MAN FISCHER, GTO'S , BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE EQUALLY LEGENDARY LESLIE WEST AND FELIX PAPPALARDI AND VARIOUS OTHER ARTISTS ITEMS CURRENTLY IN MY E-BAY STORE.

SOME OF THE RAREST FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS KNOWN TO MANKIND, ARE AT THIS VERY MOMENT COLLECTING DIGITAL DUST RIGHT UNDER YOUR PROTRUDING NASEL APPENDAGE AT THE TOP OF THIS PAGE IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. SO WHY ARE THEY JUST FESTERING AWAY IN THERE? WELL ONE REASON IS DUE TO THE OUTRAGEOUS FEES THAT E-BAY CHARGES SELLERS, IT'S CHEAPER IN MANY CASES JUST TO STICK THE ITEMS DIRECTLY INTO ONE'S E-BAY STORE, AND UNLIKE YOUR MISTRESS, NOT GET CHARGED SOME OURAGEOUS INSERTION FEE. THE OTHER REASON IS THAT MOST PEOPLE WHO EVEN REMEMBER WHO FRANK ZAPPA WAS, , ARE SIMPLY SENILE OLD POOTERS NOW WITH NO MONEY LEFT TO BUY ZAPPA WHEN THEIR SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS ARRIVE. SO THEY'LL BE THRILLED TO LEARN THAT THE ADMISSION FEE TO MY E-BAY STORE IS ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?