1982 FRANK ZAPPA SHIP ARRIVING LATE UK LP ONLY LP TO INCLUDE RARE 3 LIVE SONG EP

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1982 - FRANK ZAPPA - SHIP ARRIVING TOO LATE TO SAVE A DROWNING WITCH - RARE U.K. ALBUM WHICH HAD BEEN THE ONLY ALBUM TO EVER INCLUDE THIS 7 INCH - 33 RPM - 3 LIVE SONGS EP - - THE FRANK ZAPPA EP IS PRESSED ON THE CBS RECORDS WHITE LABEL - XPS 147 - THE ALBUM COVER STILL HAS BOTH HALVES OF THE STICKER THAT HAD ADVERTISED THE FACT THAT THIS ALBUM WOULD CONTAIN THAT FREE LIVE EP - - BUT ALTHOUGH THIS ALBUM HAD BEEN OPENED, BOTH COMPLETE HALVES ARE STILL ON THE COVER - CBS RECORDS ORANGE LABEL - CBS 85804 - - CHECK OUT ALL O' DEM PHOTOS - OK LARRY?

SIDE ONE OF THE EP CONTAINS: SHUT UP 'N PLAY YER GUITAR.

SIDE TWO OF THE EP CONTAINS: VARIATIONS ON THE CARLOS SANTANA SECRET CHORD PROGRESSION - WHY JOHNNY CAN'T READ.

BOTH SIDES OF THE EP PLAY PERFECT. ONE SUPER LIGHT SCUFF THAT YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE AND ONE OR TWO TINY SCUFFS AT THE BEGINNING OF SIDE 2 WERE SEEN AFTER I MOVED BOTH SIDES AROUND UNDER A PAIR OF 100 WATT LIGHT BULBS. ANYWAY THE EP PLAYS PERFECT. NO SPINDLE MARKS ON THE LABELS AND CHECK THIS OUT: ALTHOUGH ORIGINALLY THIS EP CAME IN A PLAIN WHITE PAPER INNER SLEEVE , YEZ WILL NOW GET IT IN A HIGH QUALITY PLASTIC LINED COLLECTORS TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE AND A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE.

SIDE ONE OF THE LP CONTAINS: NO NOT NOW - VALLEY GIRL - I COME FROM NOWHERE.

SIDE TWO OF THE LP CONTAINS: DROWNING WITCH - ENVELOPES - TEEN-AGE PROSTITUTE. 

ALBUM COVER STILL HAS THE PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED " INCLUDES FREE 7' DISC " STICKERS. BOTH HALVES PART ON THE FRONT OF THE COVER AND THE OTHER PART ON THE BACK. A LIGHT RECORD INDENTATION WITH A LITTLE YELLOWING ON THE WHITE PART NEAR THHE SPINE EDGE ON THE FRONT. A FEW SMUDGES ON THE BACK AS IS OFTEN SEEN ON THESE KINDS OF GLOSSY COVERS. A FEW SMALL CREASES TOO BUT NO SEAM SPLITS.

BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD LOOK AND PLAY PERFECT. I'LL TELL YA' LARRY, I MOVED EACH SIDE OF THIS RECORD 'ROUND N' 'ROUND LIKE AN IDIOT UNDER A PAIR OF 100 WATT LIGHT BULBS 'TILL GWINE VIRTUALLY BLIND AND FOUND ABSOLUTELY NO SCRATCHES, NOT EVEN ANY PAPER SCUFFS. NO SPINDLE MARKS ON THE LABELS EITHER. I MEAN I DID PLAY IT SO IT'S NOT MINT BUT NOBODY WOULD ARGUE WITH NEAR MINT . BUY MORE THAN ONE ITEM FROM ME THAT CAN BE SENT TOGETHER, NOT ONE FROM ME AND ANOTHER ITEM FROM SOME FOUL OAF NAMED LARRY.. . MAKE PAYMENT INCLUDING THE SHIPPING CHARGE FOR THOSE ITEMS TO ME, NOT PAY ME FOR ONE OF THEM, BUT SPEND THE REST OF THE MONEY BUYING TACOS AT SOME GREASY TACO STAND UNDER INVESTIGATION BY THE LOCAL HEALTH DEPARTMENT. . ARE NOT NOW, HAVE NEVER BEEN, AND PROMISE IN THE FUTURE NEVER TO BE, ANY OF THE FOLLOWING: NUISANCE [B} BLIMP JACK O' LOAF LARRY'S MOTHER  THE IDIOT THAT GOT OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. . CAUGHT SLOBBERING DRUNK AT THE PALOMINO, AND AS A RESULT RECEIVING UP TO, AND INCLUDING 30 DAYS IN SAN BER'DINO. YOUR BUTTOCKS MUST NOT PROTRUDE FURTHER THAN SEVERAL FEET FROM YOUR MAIN BODY FRAME WHILE YOU WADDLE DOWN DE STREET. IN CASES OF PEOPLE WHO KEEP THEIR WALLETS IN THEIR BACK POCKETS, THE WALLET MAY BE REMOVED IN ORDER TO QUALIFY.

$4.00 FOR MEDIA MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.

$8.00 FOR PRIORITY MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.

$9.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$15.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. .

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANUWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY, LARRY " WILD MAN " FISCHER , STEVE VAI, THE GTO'S PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT. , AND AS IF THAT WERN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, SIR LORD BALTIMORE, BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, KING CRIMSON, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, THE TUBES, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE.

WOW REV., WHAT A GREAT RECORD. YEAH, I'D LOVE TO GET IT, BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM, MY WIFE SAID THAT SHE'LL PUT MY BALLS IN A VICE IF I BUY JUST ONE MORE FRANK ZAPPA AND / OR RELATED ITEM. WHAT SHOULD I DO? WELL MY SON, THIS IS A COMMON PROBLEM CONFRONTING MANY PEOPLE IN THESE TROUBLING TIMES. YOU COULD ALWAYS GET RID OF THAT OLD BATTLE-AXE AND FIND AN 18 YEARS OLD GIRLFRIEND WITH LARGE BREASTS. BUT THINK ABOUT IT, I MEAN HOW BAD WOULD GETTING YOUR BALLS STUCK IN A VICE REALLY BE? YOU MIGHT EVEN LIKE IT. SO VISIT MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY TO FIND SOME OTHER INCREDIBLE FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED RECORDS. YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR BALLS STUCK IN A VICE ANYWAY, RIGHT? THE ADMISSION IS STILL FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?