1982 FRANK ZAPPA SHIP ARRIVING LP - SEALED - UK LP W/ FRANK ZAPPA LIVE 7" INSIDE
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1982 - ZAPPA - SHIP ARRIVING TOO LATE TO SAVE A DROWNING WITCH - THIS IS THE U.K. LP THAT CONTAINS THE FREE LIVE 7" DISC - FRANK ZAPPA EP WITH SHUT UP 'N PLAY YER GUITAR / VARIATIONS ON THE CARLOS SANTANA SECRET CORD PROGRESSION / WHY JOHNNY CAN'T READ - YOU MIGHT HAVE SEE THAT 3 SONG EP BEING SOLD SEPARATELY, BUT THEY ALL INITIALLY ORIGINATED INSIDE OF THIS LP - SO HERE IS THE LP SEALED WITH THE "FREE" LIVE 7" DISC AS ADVERTISED ON THAT STICKER STRIP GOING ROUND OVER PART OF THE RECORD SLOT - IT'S UNDER THE ORIGINAL SHRINK WRAP AND IF ONE'S BEHIND WE TO OPEN IT, IT WOULD NOT ONLY HAVE TO REMOVE THE SHRINK , BUT ALSO CUT OR TEAR THAT "INCLUDES FREE LIVE 7" DISC STICKER STRIP IN ORDER FOR ONE'S BEHIND TO PULL THE RECORDS OUTTA THE COVER - NOW WHEN I SAY "NEW" UP THERE, I MEAN THIS RECORD AND EP INSIDE ARE NEW AND HAVE NEVER BEEN PLAYED - BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THIS RECORD WAS PRESSED YESTERDAY OR EVEN LAST YEAR, IT WAS ONLY PRESSED ONCE IN 1982 IN THE U.K. AND HAS REMAINED SEALED FOR THE LAST 34 YEARS - NO DRILL HOLES OR CUT OUT NOTCHES - SO IT JUST MIGHT BE WORTH A LOT OF MONEY SOME DAY, BUT BY THEN YOU WOULDA' ALREADY CROAKED AND ALL YOU'D BE INTERESTED IN BUYING IS A LITTLE AIR CONDITIONING, WHICH IS WHY I'M PROVIDING A BRAND NEW PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE IN THE EVENT THAT YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO OPEN IT - CBS RECORDS 85804 - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS AND READ THE ENTIRE DESCRIPTION AFTER YOU SCROLL PAST THE OBLIGATORY CRUD BELOW - OK LARRY?
RECENTLY, YET ANOTHER CONSUMER COINCIDENTALLY NAMED LARRY WITH AN INQUIRING MIND ASKED ME:
HEY REV, WADDA YEZ DOING SELLING ALL OF THAT ZAPPA ON EBAY? SHOULDN'T YEZ BE DOING SOMETHIN' ELSE LIKE SAVING SOULS OR SOMETHIN'? HUH?
WELL LARRY, YOU SEE UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE IN MY PROFESSION, I HAVEN'T MANAGED TO GET 20 MILLION DOLLARS IN MY HEAVENLY BANK ACCOUNT YET. IT SEEMS I JUST CAN'T FIND ENOUGH CHUMPS WHO WERE BORN AGAIN. SO I GOTTA SUPPLEMENT MY INCOME SOMEHOW. RIGHT LARRY?
SIDE ONE OF THE LP WILL POOT FORTH: NO NOT NOW - VALLEY GIRL - I COME FROM NOWHERE.
SIDE TWO OF THE LP WILL OOZE OUT: DROWNING WITCH - ENVELOPES - TEEN-AGE PROSTITUTE.
SIDE ONE OF THE 7" EP WILL POOT FORTH: SHUT UP 'N PLAY YER GUITAR
SIDE TWO OF THE 7" EP WILL OOZE OUT: VARIATIONS ON THE CARLOS SANTANA SECRET CORD PROGRESSION -
SEALED. NO DRILL HOLES. NO CUT OUT NOTCHES. SOME PULL OF THE SHRINK ON THE CORNERS AS MIGHT BE EXPECTED AFTER 34 YEARS. HAS A YELLOW STORE STICKER ON TOP OF THE SHRINK AND SOME RING WEAR SEEN ON THE BACK THAT'S PROBABLY ON TOP OF THE SHRINK TOO. THERE'S PROBABLY AT LEAST A RECORD INDENTATION ON THE COVER I'D THINK AFTER 34 YEARS IF YOU REMOVE THE SHRINK, AND LIKE I TOLD YEZ, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ WITH A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.
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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO TONITE SIMPLY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , STEVE VAI , PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS AND GROUPS THAN YEZ CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, KING CRIMSON. JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, PINK FLOYD, THE TUBES, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPAPARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. WHERE THE BUNS ARE ALWAYS HOT AND THE MUFFINS JUST MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO REMOVING THEIR ROSETTAS EVEN FOR SOME GEEZER FROM THE CRUSTATION PERIOD, BACK WHEN CRUSTY GEEZERS ROAMED THE EARTH. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?
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