1982 FRANK ZAPPA SHIP ARRIVING TOO LATE RARE SOUTH KOREA WHITE LABEL #339 LP

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1982 - FRANK ZAPPA WITH DAUGHTER MOON VOCALS ON " VALLEY GIRL " - SHIP ARRIVING TOO LATE TO SAVE A DROWNING WITCH - 12" VINYL RECORD LP - - INCLUDES THE DIFFERENT KOREAN ALBUM COVER - RARE STEREO VERSION PRESSED ON THE KOREAN WHITE LABEL CATALOG NUMBER 339 - SEE THE PHOTOS THAT CAN BE ENLARGED - OK LARRY?

I'LL TELL YA FOLKS, I'VE SEEN PLENTY OF KOREAN PRESSINGS IN MY LIFE OF ALL ARTISTS. VIRTUALLY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF EM' WAS NOT ONLY PRESSED ON SOME CHEEZY VINYL, BUT LOOKED LIKE IT HAD BARELY SURVIVED THE KOREAN WAR. BUT THIS ONE'S DIFFERENT, BECAUSE NOT ONLY IS IT PRESSED ON SOME HEAVY VINYL, BUT THE RECORD ACTUALLY SOUNDS AND LOOKS LIKE IT WASN'T ONE OF THE RECORDS THAT I, REV. A. WEST, THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND, HAD PREVIOUSLY USED TO PLAY FETCH WITH MY DOG " FRENCHY ", OR " FRONOBULAX ", AS HE'S BETTER KNOWN TO THE PEASANTS IN THIS AREA. SO CHECK OUT THE DETAILED DESCRIPTION POOTED FORTH BELOW. OK LARRY? 

SIDE ONE CONTAINS: NO NOT NOW - VALLEY GIRL - I COME FROM NOWHERE.

SIDE TWO CONTAINS: DROWNING WITCH - ENVELOPES - TEEN-AGE PROSTITUTE.

THE POOT BELOW: 

THE ALBUM COVER IS OF THE THIN KOREAN VARIETY, BUT IN MANY WAYS STILL BETTER THAN MANY THAT I'VE SEEN. FOR INSISTENCE, THERE'S ONLY LIGHT RING WEAR AND MAYBE A LITTLE YELLOWING, HOWEVER THERE ARE NO SEAM SPLITS OR TEARS, AND THE BEST PART OF ALL JUST MIGHT BE THAT, UNLIKE SOME OTHER KOREAN ALBUM COVERS, THERE'S NOTHING MISSING. NO PARTS OF THE ALBUM COVER HAVE REMAINED IN KOREA. BESIDES, A SEPARATE WHITE GENERIC CARDBOARD JACKET IS INCLUDED WITH THE RECORD, SO YOU WON'T EVER NEED TO STORE THE RECORD BACK IN THE ORIGINAL ALBUM COVER AGAIN.

NOW HERE'S THE BEST PART: VERY HEAVY VINYL PRESSING. VIRTUALLY NO SURFACE MARKS ON SIDE 1, AND ACTUALLY 2 LIGHT SCUFFS / SURFACE MARKS, MAYBE A TINY THIRD, WERE SEEN WHILE LIKE AN IDIOT, I MOVED BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD 'ROUND 'N 'ROUND UNDER A PAIR OF 100 WATT LIGHT BULBS. BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD ACTUALLY PLAY GREAT TOO, MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR MOST OTHER KOREAN PRESSINGS. NO SPINDLE MARKS ON THE LABELS. THE RECORD ALSO COMES WITH A COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE , BESIDES THE AFORE-MENTIONED WHITE GENERIC CARDBOARD JACKET OF COURSE. BUT WAIT... THERE'S MORE... BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'LL INCLUDE YOUR VERY OWN PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.

PAYMENT BY PAYPAL ONLY.

YOU'LL SOON DISCOVER THAT YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR THE ITEM WHEN YOU PURCHASE IT, THEREBY SPARING ME THE USUAL MISERABLE EXCUSES SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: " I FORGOT THAT I NEEDED THE MONEY TO PAY FOR LITTLE PINOCCHIO'S NOSE JOB ", " THE GUY AT THE EMPLOYMENT AGENCY SAID THAT THEY CURRENTLY DIDN'T HAVE ANY OPENINGS FOR TOWER OF POWER PLUG TESTERS ", " MY WALLET BECAME WEDGED INSIDE OF THE CRACK BETWEEN MY ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS, AND I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO PRY IT OUTTA THERE AS OF YET IN ORDER TO GET THE MONEY OUT TO PAY YOU ". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE EXCUSES ARE TRUE.

$4.00 FOR MEDIA MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.

$9.00 FOR PRIORITY MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.

$12.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$19.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. .

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY, LARRY " WILD MAN " FISCHER , THE GTO'S , STEVE VAI AND MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT. , AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, SIR LORD BALTIMORE, BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, KING CRIMSON, JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, THE TUBES, SPOOKY TOOTH AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT. . THE ADMISSION FEE TO MY E-BAY STORE IS ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?