1985 NAPOLEON XIV THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HA-HAAA LP RHINO DR DEMENTO

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1985 - NAPOLEON XIV - THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY, HA-HAAA! - RHINO RECORDS REISSUE 12" VINYL RECORD LP - RNLP 816 - INCLUDES THE PLASTIC RHINO RECORDS ADS AND AVAIABLE RECORDS INNER SLEEVE AND A RHINO RECORDS DOLLAR. I'M PRETTY SURE I ORDERED THIS LP FROM RHINO RECORDS SOMETIME IN THE 80'S. I JUST PLAYED IT AGAIN BEFORE LISTING AND IT PLAYS PERFECT. NO SCRATCHES AND BECAUSE IT WAS RELEASED IN THAT PLASTIC INNER SLEEVE NO PAPER SCUFFS EITHER. NO SEAM SPLITS ON EITHER THE INNER SLEEVE OR THE ALBUM COVER THAT HAS A VERY LIGHT RECORD INDENTATION THAT'S HARDLY NOTICEABLE. IT'S ALMOST LIKE IT HAD BEEN 35 YEARS AGO BACK IN THE DAYS WHEN THE KIDS ON YOUR STREET DIDN'T CALL YOU FAT BALDY. COMES WITH A RHINO DOLLAR WHICH WAS SOMETHING RHINO RECORDS WOULD SEND THEIR MAIL ORDER CUSTOMERS TO USE GETTING A DOLLAR DISCOUNT ON THE NEXT PURCHASE. HOWEVER IT EXPIRED IN 1992 AND EVEN IF IT WASN'T EXPIRED RHINO GOT PURCHASED BY SOME BIG CORPORATION WHICH MEANS YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO REDEEM IT ANYWAY. STILL COOL TO HAVE I GUESS. CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS. 

SIDE ONE CONTAINS: I'M IN LOVE WITH MY LITTLE RED TRICYCLE - PHOTOGENTIC, SCHIZOPHRENIC YOU - MARCHING OFF TO BEDLAM - DOIN' THE NAPOLEON - LET'S CUDDLE UP IN MY SECURITY BLANKET - THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HA-HAAA!

SIDE TWO CONTAINS: BATS IN MY BELFRY - DR. PSYCHE, THE CUT-RAT HEAD-SHRINKER - I LIVE IN A SPLIT LEVEL HEAD - THE NUTS ON MY FAMILY TREE - THE PLACE WHERE THE NUTS HUNT SQUIRRELS  - I'M HAPPY THEY TOOK YOU AWAY HA-HAA! . 

YOU'LL HAVE TO HAVE PAY FOR THE ITEM WHEN YOU PURCHASE IT. I'LL TELL YA, THOSE EXCUSES WERE GETTING OLD, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: "AFTER GETTING MY BALLS STUCK IN A VICE BY MY WIFE FOR PURCHASING THE LAST DR DEMENTO RECORD, I DISCOVERED THAT UNLIKE WHAT YOU HAD STATED IN ANOTHER AD, I DIDN'T REALLY ENJOY IT VERY MUCH AT ALL","I THOUGHT THIS WAS A DR RUTH RECORD, ISN'T DR DEMENTO SOME CRAZY GUY WHO PLAYED A LOT OF WEIRD MUSIC ON HIS RADIO SHOW OR SOMETHING?","SOME GUY AT MY CHURCH SAID THAT PEOPLE WHO LIKE DR DEMENTO, WIND UP IN THE PLACE WHERE THE GUY WITH THE HORNS AND POINTED STICK CONDUCTS HIS BUSINESS". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL O' THESE MISERABLE EXCUSES ARE TRUE. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE. HOWEVER IN TRYING TO MAINTAIN MY IMAGE AS ONE OF THOSE BIG TIME SELLERS THAT JUST LOVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING A HASSLE, YOU'LL HAVE TO READ THE OUTRAGEOUS TERMS IN THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALIFY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, YEZ MUST FIRST MEET OR EXCEED THE FOLLOWING OUTRAGEOUS REQUIREMENTS::  YOU GOTTA PURCHASE MORE THAN ONE ITEM THAT CAN BE SENT TOGETHER FROM ME, NOT ONE FROM ME AND ANOTHER ONE FROM SOME OAF NAMED LARRY. YOU GOTTA PAY ME FOR THOSE ITEMS, NOT PAY ME FOR ONE OF THEM, WHILE SPENDING THE REMAINDER OF YOUR MONEY ON A HOOKER AT SOME SEEDY MOTEL. YOU CAN NOT NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND IN THE FUTCHUM PROMISE NEVER TO BECOME ANY OF THE FOLLOWING: NUISANCE DILLWEED . OAF LARRY'S' MOTHER THE IDIOT THAT GOT OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. . [4} YOUR NASAL APPENDAGE MUST NOT PROTRUDE MORE THAN A FOOT FROM YOUR RONDO HATTON SIZE BEMIS HEAD WITHOUT HAVING THE FIRST NAME OF PINOCCHIO.

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$24.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. , SLOBVARIA, THE RIPOFF REPUBLIC OR THE PILFER ISLANDS }

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY, LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER PLUS I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK BANDS SUCH AS CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE EQUALLY LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, BUBBLE PUPPY, MOUNTAIN WITH THE THEN PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, THE TUBES, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHERS.

IS THE SIZE OF YOUR ZAPPA AND RELATED COLLECTION THE SUBJECT OF LAUGHTER AND RIDICULE BY YOUR FRIENDS, NEIGHBORS, WIFE AND EVEN MISTRESS? WELL DON'T BE ASHAMED MY SON, THIS PROBLEM AS DEGRADING AS IT MAY SEEM IS COMMON AMONG MANY PEOPLE IN ALL WALKS OF LIFE DURING THESE TROUBLING TIMES AND I, REV. A. WEST CAN HELP. SIMPLY GO TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE AND LOOK INSIDE OF MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. YOU'LL NOT ONLY GET TO SEE SOME RARE 'N EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS IN THERE, BUT YOU'LL ALSO BE GIVEN THE ONCE IN A LIFETIME CHANCE TO BUY EM'. THEN IN A SHORT FEW DAYS WHEN YOUR RARE 'N EXCITING ZAPPA ITEMS ARRIVE, YOUR MISTRESS WILL NO LONGER LAUGH AT YOU WHEN YOU ARE FORCED TO REMOVE THOSE PANTIES THAT YOU MUST WEAR AND BEND OVER, WHILE SHE BEATS YOUR ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS WITH A COPY OF ROLLING STONE. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?