6-3-69 JUDY HENSKE JERRY YESTER SNOWBLIND STRAIGHT WHITE LBL PROMO 7 FRANK ZAPPA

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RELEASED ON JUNE 30TH 1969 BY FRANK ZAPPA ON HIS STRAIGHT RECORDS LABEL - - JUDY HENSKE AND JERRY YESTER - SNOWBLIND / HORSES ON A STICK - 7" - 45 RPM WHITE LABEL PROMO SINGLE - EVEN HAS THE CORRECTED TIME OF 2:50 WRITTEN IN AND THE ORIGINAL PRINTED 3:07 WITH A LINE KINDA' GOING THRU IT ON THE " SNOWBLIND " SIDE LABEL - - BY THE WAY LARRY, EVEN THOUGH THIS ITEM LOOKS SMALL, IT JUST MIGHT NEGATIVELY AFFECT ANY OF IT'S FUTURE PERFORMANCE IF YEZ TRY N' CRAM IT INTO YOUR CD PLAYER - STRAIGHT RECORDS WHITE LABEL PROMO - STRAIGHT RECORDS, A DIVISION OF BIZARRE INC., 5455 WILSHIRE BLVD., SUITE 1700, LOS ANGELES, 90036 - STS-A/B - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS WHICH ARE THE PHOTOS OF THE ACTUAL ITEM SOME LUCKY WIENER WILL RECEIVE, AND FEAR NOT, BECAUSE ABSOLUTELY NO PHOTOS OF ANY VOLUPTUOUS VIXEN'S FIRM UPLIFTED MAMMALIAN PROTUBERANCES HAVE BEEN ADDED IN SOME BLATANT ATTEMPT TO MAKE THIS ITEM APPEAR EVEN MORE INTERESTING THAN IT ALREADY IS, THERE-BY SPARING ME THE FALSE ACCUSATIONS OF CREATING HAIRY PALMS OR SOMETHING BY FOOLISH YOUNG CONSUMERS - READ THE FULL DETAILED DESCRIPTION OF THE ITEM DOWN THERE SOMEWHERE - OK LARRY?

DOWN THERE SOMEWHERE ;

BOTH SIDES PLAYED THRU WITH SOME SURFACE NOISE WHEN I PLAYED THEM ON MY DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE AND REVEALS WHAT'S REALLY RECORDED ON ANY RECORD. THERE'S NO CLICKS, NO POPS AND NO SKIPS, JUST SOME MOSTLY LIGHT TO MODERATE BACKGROUND SURFACE NOISE THAT NEVER COMES CLOSE TO OVERPOWERING THE ACTUAL MUSIC. HEY, THIS IS 44 YEAR OLD PROMO SINGLE. THERE'S SOME SCUFFS ON BOTH SIDES, BUT NO DEEP GROOVE SCRATCHES. SOME YELLOWING ON THE WHITE LABELS AND OF COURSE THE TIMING OF SNOWBLIND WAS CORRECTED ON THE LABEL. THE SINGLE COMES IN A COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF HIGH QUALITY SLEEVE. BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE, BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.

I'LL TELL YA, YOU JUST MIGHT WANNA BUY THIS RARE RECORD FIRST, THEN YOU CAN READ SOME OF THE ANSWERS TO A FEW OF THE RECENT QUESTIONS THAT I'VE RECEIVED WHICH HAD BEEN FESTERING IN THE MINDS OF FOOLISH YOUNG CONSUMERS:

. ARE YOU REALLY REV. A. WEST, THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA AND RELATED SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND?

. OF COURSE I AM MY SON.

IF I BUY ONE OF YOUR RARE AND EXCITING ITEMS, BUT LATER THAT SAME DAY MY BOSS AT ST. ALPHONSO'S PANCAKE HOUSE FIRES ME TELLING ME THAT THE REASON FOR MY TERMINATION IS THAT I'M A FAT LAZY OAF WHO ATE UP ALL OF THE PROFITS. DO I STILL NEED TO PAY FOR THE ITEM?

. OF COURSE YOU DO MY SON.

. SEVERAL WEEKS AGO MY WIFE TOLD ME THAT IF I PURCHASE JUST ONE MORE ZAPPA OR RELATED RECORD SHE'LL STICK MY BALLS IN A VICE. DO YOU THINK THAT I SHOULD STILL BUY A ZAPPA RECORD FROM YOU?

. OF COURSE YOU SHOULD MY SON. .

. I'M JUST ANOTHER NON-PAYING JACK O' LOAF. SO DO YOU THINK THAT IF I BUY ONE OF YOUR RARE AND EXCITING ITEMS AND NOT PAY MY MISERABLE BEHIND JUST MIGHT GET KICKED OFF OF E-BAY?

. OF COURSE IT MIGHT MY SON.

. MY MAMA HAD ALWAYS SAID THAT I'M REALLY KINDA' STUPID AND UGLY TOO. RECENTLY AFTER SMOKING IN PAJAMAS, THE RESULT OF WHICH STARTED A FIRE THAT BURNED MY FACE, MY MAMA INFORMED ME THAT IT JUST MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA IF I WERE TO GO STAY WITH HER IN MANAGUA, DUE TO THE FACT THAT SHE COULD DO MY LAUNDRY AND COOK FOR ME. DO YOU THINK THAT I SHOULD JUST GO STAY WITH HER?

. OF COURSE YOU SHOULD MY SON.

. AT A RECENT STAY IN A MOTEL WHERE INSERTION FEES WERE KNOWN TO BE CHEAP, I THINK THAT I MAY HAVE LOST MY WALLET. I ASKED THE HOOKER IF SHE HAD SEEN IT BUT SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE HAD NOT. HOWEVER LATER THAT EVENING SHE DID ADMIT THAT SHE HAD TAKEN MY TIMEX A FEW MONTHS PRIOR. DO YOU THINK THAT SHE ALSO TOOK MY WALLET?

. OF COURSE NOT MY SON.

. THE PREACHER AT MY CHURCH IN A RECENT SERMON STATED, " IF YOU FOLLOW THE ADVICE OF PEOPLE LIKE REV. A. WEST IT'S QUITE POSSIBLE THAT YOU COULD WIND UP IN THE PLACE WHERE THE GUY WITH THE HORNS AND POINTED STICK CONDUCTS HIS BUSINESS. ". ARE YOU THE REV. A. WEST THAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT?

. PUMP NOT THE LOAF OF THY NEIGHBOR'S OAF NOR CHOKE THY BROTHER'S CHICKEN. REV 13.

. DUE TO THE FACT THAT I HAD RECEIVED MY EDUCATION IN THE USA SCHOOL SYSTEM, I TURNED OUT BEING A COMPLETE MORON. RECENTLY WHILE READING ONE OF YOUR LISTINGS I GOT OFFENDED. AS A RESULT I SENT YOU AN E-MAIL TELLING YOU THAT YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOUR SELF. HOWEVER A FEW WEEKS LATER I DISCOVERED A FEW RARE AND EXCITING ITEMS IN YOUR E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY THAT I HAVE CONSIDERED PURCHASING. SO EVEN THOUGH AS YOU HAD SUGGESTED, I'VE HAD MY MISTRESS BEAT MY ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS WITH A COPY OF ROLLING STONE EVERY NIGHT WILL YOU STILL OFFER ME COMBINED SHIPPING?

. OF COURSE NOT MY SON.  

. WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME?

. BECAUSE YOU'RE A CUMQUAT.

PAYMENT BY PAYPAL ONLY.

$4.00 FOR FIRST CLASS MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.

$10.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$15.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. , MOLDAVIA, SLOBVARIA, THE RIPOFF REPUBLIC OR THE PILFER ISLANDS }.

CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND THE MAGIC BAND, PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE YOUR STICK AT SUCH AS STEVE VAI , TIM BUCKLEY , LAWRENCE " LARRY " " WILD MAN " FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , THE GTO'S , PLUS MANY OTHER PSYCHEDELIC AND OTHER ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, JETHRO TULL, PINK FLOYD, NEKTAR, JIMI HENDRIX, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. BUT BE CAREFUL IT'S KINDA' TIGHT IN THERE WITH ALL OF THOSE RARE AND EXCITING ITEMS. SO I'M SUGGESTING THAT ANYONE WITH HUGE BUTTOCKS JUST MIGHT WANNA BRING IN A LITTLE GREASE WITH THEM TO AVOID BEING STUCK AND THERE-BY CREATING A SITUATION WHERE I'LL HAVE TO CONTACT THE CYBER SPACE RESCUE UNIT TO GO IN THERE AND PRY YOUR CAVERNOUS BEHIND OUT WITH THEIR DIGITAL CROW BAR.THE ADMISSION TO MY E-BAY STORE REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?