BLORP ESETTE - Sealed US LP Captain Beefheart Residents

	£		80
	$		106

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BLORP ESETTE

Volume One

Original US LP released on Los Angeles Free Music Society Records in 1977.

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Tracks Are :-

Legendary US LP featuring Residents and with Don Van Vliet Art!

LABEL INFO: LAFMS
CATALOGUE NUMBER: LAFMS 5
YEAR: 1977
COUNTRY: USA

Tracklist:
A1 Unknown Artist Intro (0:25)
A2 Dr. Odd Neil Schneck (1:28)
A3 Electric Willy Her Father's Love (1:22)
A4 Daniel Stewart Somebody Pooped In Their Pants (1:00)
A4 Cheezit Ritz* The Lubricated Braggarts Countdown (2:08)
A6 Reet* / Craig (3) (LA (WEBSTER7) 0) (1:32)
A6 Smegma Excerpt From "I Smell Smoke" (Second To Last Part) (4:56)
A7 Mr. Foon Oktaaves (5:00)
A8 Residents, The Whoopy Snort (3:45)
A9 Patients, The Half Magic (3:00)
A10 Unknown Artist Outro/Wolf Loop (0:35)

B1 Professor, The (6) Two Or Three Unclaimed Negro Corpses (0:30)
B2 D.K. , Reet Meate* Still Life (2:00)
B3 Le Forte Four Japanese Super Heroes (3:45)
B4 Gods Of The Pits The Return The Pyramidal Oinksnovs (3:17)
B5 Smegma Ya Gotta Geek The Geeker (1:15)
B6 ACE=1, c/s - Helen Elana Armand HEA/AOS (1:00)
B7 Ju Suk Reet Meate Reet Solo Real Bass (3:22)
B8 Mr. Foon's Bandaloon Microphobia (4:45)
B9 Frank Bedal Just Don't Forget, Frank Is The Boss (3:45)


Now this is the real deal. LAFMS issued this weird-ass patchwork collection of gonzo experimentalism, wacked-out improvisation and all manner of outsider forms. True to the LAFMS form, there's a mixture of role-play audio (not unlike that which Sun City Girls made their own) sub-beat acid monologues, loads of brainless/genius art damage and some famous group called The Residents providing a track that isn't available any where else. Chances are if you collect LAFMS you'll know what this record represents! Features Don Van Vliet (Cpt. Beefheart to the unhip) Artwork on the front, rear and label.

This record was privately pressed by the Los Angeles Free Music Society in the late 70s in a tiny run of 500 LPs. They were sold mostly through mail order and some indie shops on the West Coast.

Released on 'L.A.F.M.S. Records' in 1977

Catalogue No. L.A.F.M.S.5

Disc is in Unplayed condition

Sleeve is in Sealed condition

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