FRANK ZAPPA RECITES WILLIAM BURROUGHS TALKING AS*HOLE PATTI SMITH GINSBERG LP

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1983 - YOU'RE A HOOK - THE 15 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF DIAL-A-POEM - 12" VINYL RECORD LP - INCLUDES THE ORIGINAL INNER PHOTOS INNER SLEEVE - GIORNO POETRY SYSTEMS - 030. FRANK ZAPPA TALKS ABOUT WHAT WILLIAM S BURROUGHS TOLD HIM THE TALKING AS*HOLE FROM "NAKED LUNCH' IS ABOUT THEN RECITES IT - WILLIAM BURROUGHS HIMSELF IS HERE RECITING OLD MAN BICKFORD - PATTI SMITH DOES 7 WAYS OF GOING FROM "THE HISTORIES OF THE WORLD" - ALLEN GINSBURG DOES FATHER DEATH BLUES AND THERE'S STUFF FROM OTHER PEOPLE ON HERE. ROLL ON DOWN TO READ THE DETAILS. BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD LOOK AND PLAY PERFECT. NO SCRATCHES. NO HAIRLINES OR EVEN PAPER SCUFFS THAT I CAN SEE. THE ORIGINAL GLOSSY PAPER PHOTOS INNER SLEEVE HAS A KIGHT RECORD INDENTATION AND FEW INCHES SEAM SPLIT IN THE CENTER OF THE BOTTOM SEAM. HOWEVER YOU WON'T NEED TO KEEP THIS RECORD STORED IN THE ORIGINAL SLEEVE AS THE RECORD COMES IN A NICE COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF PLASTIC LINED INNER SLEEVE THAT WILL KEEP THIS RECORD LOOKING SHARP FOR THE NEXT 38 YEARS. ALBUM COVER HAS SOME LIGHT RING WEAR AND SOME TINY BUMPED CORNERS. HOWEVER THERE'S NO SEAM SPLITS ON THE COVER WITH NO WRITING OR TAPE EITHER AND DUE TO FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO IF YOU'RE A POEM RECORDS COLLECTOR, A FRANK ZAPPA COLLECTOR OR PERHAPS JUST A GEEZER WITH EXTRA MONEY TO BLOW DUE TO THE LOCAL VACUUM CLEANER BEING OUT OF TOWN FOR THE WEEKEND, LOOK NO FURTHER. 

PUMP NOT THE LOAF OF THY NEIGHBOR'S OAF NOR CHOKE THY BROTHER'S CHICKEN. REV 21. HEY NOW, SPEAKING OF LOAVES, HAVE YOU INSERTED YOUR BUTTOCKS INTO MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY LATELY? WELL TIME IS OF AFFLICTION AND YOU'RE BECOMING MORE DECREPIT EVEN AS I WRITE. SO YEZ JUST MIGHT WANNA CHECK OUT MY E-BAY STORE SOON BEFORE YEZ BITE THE BIG ONE. THEN ONE DAY WHEN YOU'RE GETTING READY TO CROAK YEZ CAN TELL YOUR GREAT GRANDCHILDREN; WHAT? HEY, WADDA YEZ BOTHERING ME FOR ANYWAY? CAN'T YEZ SEE I'M CROAKING HERE? EH, WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY LARRY? OH YEAH, YEAH, I'VE BEEN 'ROUND ALMOST SINCE THE TIME OF THE PYRAMIDS AND DID ACTUALLY BUY SOMETHING A LONG TIME AGO FROM THE LEGENDARY REV. A. WEST, WHICH GOT ME ALL WET WITH EXCITEMENT. I MEAN WHY DO YEZ THINK I NAMED ALL O' YOUR MISERABLE BEHINDS LARRY?  

SIDE 1 CONTAINS: LAST NIGHT I GAMBLED WITH MY ANGER AND LOST BY JOHN GIORNO - OLD MAN BICKFORD BY WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS - SONG FROM AMERICA ON THE MOVE BY LAURIE ANDERSON - A SECRET SOLO BY PHILIP GLASS.

SIDE 2 CONTAINS: NO JESTERING BY LENNY KAYE - 7 WAYS OF GOING FROM "THE HISTORIES OF THE WORD" BY PATTI SMITH - THE BASKETBALL DIARIES AND THE COACH TOLD ME TO TAKE OFF MY SHIRT BY JIM CARROLL - THE TALKING AS*HOLE BY FRANK ZAPPA - FATHER DEATH BLUES BY ALLEN GINSBERG.

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND THE MAGIC BAND, STEVE VAI , TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY  "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YEZ COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BUBBLE PUPPY, BULL ANGUS, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, KING CRIMSON, PINK FLOYD, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, THE TUBES, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, NEKTAR AND VARIOUS OTHER ARTISTS.

HEY JOE, DOES YOUR WIFE / GIRLFRIEND AND OR MISTRESS, LOOK LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN AN INDUSTRIAL VACUUM CLEANER AND A CHROME PLATED PIGGY BANK WITH MARITAL AIDS STUCK ALL OVER IT'S BODY? OF COURSE SHE DOES MY SON, BUT JUST SUCK IT UP AND DON'T BECOME A HEAD JOB. HEY, I'VE GOT IT, JUST BLOW RIGHT ON UP TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE AND VISIT MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION IS ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?