FRANK ZAPPA SERIOUS MUSIC LP WORLD'S GREATEST SINNER INCA ROADS ICA MASTERWORKS

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FRANK ZAPPA - - SERIOUS MUSIC - FEATURING SINISTER FOOTWEAR PERFORMED BY THE BERKELEY SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA PLUS OTHER WORKS - 12" VINYL RECORD LP - FOR THOSE GEEZERS WHO STILL OWN ONE OF THOSE ANCIENT TURNTABLES THAT ARE CAPABLE OF PLAYING THESE OLD OIL BASED DISCS FROM THE END OF THE CRUSTATION PERIOD, - THIS RECORD WILL ONLY CREATE LAUGHTER AND RIDICULE FROM YOUR FRIENDS, FAMILY, CO-WORKERS, NEIGHBORS AND ANYBODY ELSE WHO JUST MIGHT BE HANGING AROUND WATCHING SOME OAF TRYING TO CRAM IT INTO A CD PLAYER - BUT PERHAPS THE BEST PART OF ALL IS NOW THAT E-BAY HAS MOVED THE PHOTOS SELLERS CAN INCLUDE WITH THEIR ITEMS FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE LISTINGS TO THE TOP, , YOU CAN NOW LOOK AT THE PHOTOS WITHOUT HAVING TO LOOK DOWN AND PICKING UP YOUR HAIRPIECE - ICA MASTERWORKS OCT 31- SO CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS - OK LARRY?

HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS, I'M REV. A. WEST, AND I'M THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND. YES THAT'S RIGHT, I'M THE IDIOT WHO WASTES HIS TIME TRYING TO SELL MUSIC AND OTHER STUFF BY A GUY WHO HAD BEEN BETTER KNOWN FOR SITTING ON A TOILET THAN HIS MUSIC. SO NOW THERE YOU ARE SITTING IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER AND SCRATCHING YOUR OVERSIZED RONDO HATTON BEMIS HEAD WHILE THINKING, YEAH, OK REV. , BUT I JUST CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER WHY, I MEAN WHY WOULD ANYBODY WANNA WASTE HIS TIME TRYING TO SELL MUSIC AND OTHER STUFF BY A GUY WHO NOBODY HERE IN THE USA LIKES OR EVEN KNOWS ABOUT? YEAH REV., WHAT'S THE DEAL? WELL LARRY, I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK. BUT SINCE YOU JUST COULDN'T CONTAIN YOURSELF, IT'S BECAUSE I LIVE A BORING AND MISERABLE EXISTENCE AND SIMPLY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO ANNOY PEOPLE LIKE YOU. OK LARRY?

SIDE ONE POOTS FORTH: THE WORLD'S GREATEST SINNER PERFORMED BY THE POMONA VALLEY SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA CONDUCTOR - FRED E. GRAFF - REVENGE OF THE KNICK KNACK PEOPLE - RDNZL - INCA ROADS.

SIDE TWO POOTS FORTH: SINISTER FOOTWEAR BY THE BERKELEY SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA.

THE ALBUM COVER HAS THE ORIGINAL SHRINK WRAP STILL AROUND IT . SOME EDGE WEAR ON THE TOP SEAM ON THE LEFT WITH THE SHRINK GONE TOO BUT NO SEAM SPLITS THAT I COULD FIND. LOOKS LIKE SOME RING WEAR ON THE FRONT BUT SINCE IT'S ALL COVERED WITH THE SHRINK IT'S NOT TOO BAD AND SOME MIGHT BE ON TOP.

THE RECORD SOUNDS GREAT. FIRST OF ALL I PLAYED BOTH SIDES ON A DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE HOOKED UP TO A HEAD AMP. AND BOTH SIDES SOUNDED GREAT. WHEN I MOVED BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD AROUND UNDER A PAIR OF 100 WATT LIGHT BULBS , THERE WERE A FEW SMALL SCUFFS / SURFACE MARKS ON THE RECORD , WHILE THE OTHER ONES DIDN'T CREATE ANY AUDIO ANNOYANCES. THE RECORD COMES WITH A PLASTIC INSIDE OF PAPER TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE, BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.... BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.  

YOU'LL  HAVE  TO PAY WHEN YOU PURCHASE THIS ITEM. SO NO LONGER WILL I GET TO HEAR DEM EXCUSES WHILE LAUGHING MY BEHIND OFF SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: "I FORGOT THAT THESE WERE VINYL RECORDS. THE LAST ONE THAT I PURCHASED GOT DAMAGED WHEN I TRIED TO CRAM IT INTO MY CD PLAYER", "I THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS RICCARDO ZAPPA. ISN'T FRANK ZAPPA THAT GUY WHO ALWAYS LIKED TO SIT ON TOILETS?", "AFTER CONSULTING WITH MY WIFE, WHO SAID THAT SHE WAS GOING TO STICK MY BALLS IN A VICE IF I PURCHASED JUST ONE MORE FRANK ZAPPA RECORD, I DECIDED TO PLAY IT SMART AND BUY AN APRON, BROOM AND A MOP FOR ME TO USE INSTEAD". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE MISERABLE EXCUSES ARE TRUE. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE AND CERTAIN TRANSACTIONS, HOWEVER IN TRYING TO KEEP IN STEP WITH ALL OF THOSE BIG TIME SELLERS, THAT WANNA MAKE EVEN THE SMALLEST THING A HASSLE, AND THE FACT THAT YOU PROBABLY DESERVE MORE GRIEF IN YOUR LIFE THAN YOU'RE CURRENTLY GETTING, YOU'LL NEED TO READ THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALITY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, A PERSON NEEDS TO MEET AND / OR EXCEED ALL OF THE FOLLOWING REQUIREMENTS: YOU NEED TO HAVE PURCHASED MORE THAN ONE ITEM FROM ME, NOT ONE ITEM FROM ME, AND A HELEN REDDY ALBUM FROM SOME WOMAN NAMED JOE. YOU NEED TO HAVE PAID FOR THOSE ITEMS WITH A PAYMENT RECEIVED BY ME, NOT ONE PAYMENT FOR ONE ITEM MADE TO ME, AND THEN YOU GO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR MONEY ON A QUARTER POUND CATTLE BURGER WITH CHEESE AND A LARGE ORDER OF GREASY FRIES. YOU MUST NOT BE NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND MUST PROMISE THAT IN THE FUTURE NEVER TO BE: CAUGHT SLOBBERING DRUNK AT THE PALOMINO, THEREFORE RECEIVING UP TO, AND INCLUDING 30 DAYS IN SAN BER'DINO. NUISANCE DILLHOLE OR DILLWEED. LARRY'S MOTHER. THE GUY WHO RECENTLY HAD THE UNMITIGATED AUDACITY TO TELL ME THAT HE WAS OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS, AND THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. ..

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE OTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , STEVE VAI PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, BULL ANGUS, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, PINK FLOYD, JIMI HENDRIX, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?