FRANK ZAPPA & THE MOTHERS DUTCH RECORD CLUB LP SR INTER

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FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - SIDE ONE ARE EXCERPTS FROM CHUNGA'S REVENGE / SIDE TWO ARE EXCERPTS FROM UNCLE MEAT - 12" VINYL RECORD LP - MANUFACTURED BY A RECORD CLUB IN HOLLAND ONLY AND PRESSED ON THE S.R. INTERNATIONAL LABEL - 20.24.99.

WANNA KNOW HOW RARE THIS RECORD IS? BETWEEN 1990 & 1991 THERE WAS A GROUP OF WORLD CLASS ZAPPA / MOTHERS OF INVENTION COLLECTORS KNOWN AS THE TORTURE TEAM FROM ALL OVER EUROPE WHO ATTEMPTED TO GATHER TOGETHER ALL OF THE INFORMATION ABOUT ZAPPA PRESSINGS THAT EVER EXISTED IN THE WORLD ALONG WITH SOME TOUR DATE INFORMATION AND PUBLISH ALL OF THIS INFORMATION IN SEVERAL BOOKS. THE RESULT WAS THE MOST COMPREHENSIVE ZAPPA DISCOGRAPHY THAT EXISTS TO DATE. FROM THIS MASSIVE EFFORT WERE PUBLISHED  4 BOOKS " THE TORCHUM NEVER STOPS VOLS. 1 THRU 4 " , MOST ZAPPA COLLECTORS HAVE THESE BOOKS AND ANY RESPECTABLE ZAPPA COLLECTOR PROBABLY KNOW ABOUT THEM. GUESS WHAT? THEY KNEW NOTHING ABOUT THIS PRESSING AND EVEN THOUGH IT WAS MANUFACTURED IN HOLLAND, AND ALMOST ALL OF THESE ZAPPA WORLD CLASS COLLECTORS WERE LOCATED IN EUROPE, IT'S NOT LISTED IN THERE AND THERE IS NO MENTION AT ALL OF IT. THIS RECORD WAS PRESSED AND ONLY AVAILABLE THRU A DUTCH RECORD CLUB. SIDE ONE ARE SONGS THAT WERE TAKEN FROM THE CHUNGA'S REVENGE LP AND SIDE TWO ARE FROM THE UNCLE MEAT 2 LP SET. WHO KNOWS WHAT THE RAREST ZAPPA RECORD IS? THERE'S A FEW THAT COME TO MIND, THE JAPANESE CAN, THE ZIMBABWE DOUBLE DYNAMITEAND THERE ARE SOME PRESSING FROM COLUMBIA AND VENEZUELA THAT I'VE ONLY SEEN ONE COPY OF IN MY OVER 30 YEARS OF ZAPPA COLLECTING. SO THERE MIGHT BE A FEW " RAREST " ZAPPA ALBUMS IN THE WORLD AND THIS ONE WOULD RATE RIGHT UP NEAR THE TOP.

THE COVER IS LAMINATED ON THE FRONT AND HAS A RECORD INDENTATION ON BOTH SIDES. LIGHT WEAR ON THE FRONT AND A LITTLE RING WEAR ON THE BACK THAT DOESN'T INTERFERE WITH READING ANYTHING THAT'S PRINTED BACK THERE. SOME STONED DUTCH BUNGHOLE WROTE HIS INITIALS A.P. IN BLUE INK ON THE BACK IN THE UPPER RIGHT HAND CORNER, BUT FORTUNANTLY THE LETTERS WERE WRITTEN IN AN AREA WHERE THERE IS NOTHING PRINTED. A SMALL AREA OF WEAR ON THE SEAM THAT DOESN'T OBSCURE THE TITLE OF THE ALBUM THAT'S PRINTED ON IT. THE SONG TITLES ARE PRINTED ON THE BACK AS WELL AS WHAT APPEARS TO BE A BREIF FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION BIO PRINTED IN THE DUTCH LANGUAGE.

THE RECORD IS PRESSED ON HEAVY VINYL, BOTH SIDES HAVE SOME SURFACE MARKS BUT BOTH SIDES PLAY NICE AND LOUD WITH SOME SURFACE NOISE IN PLACES, MOSTLY WHEN THE MUSIC IS QUIET. THE RECORD COMES WITH A COLLECTORS TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE AND A GENERIC CARDBOARD JACKET TO FURTHER PROTECT THE COVER AND THIS ULTRA RARE RECORD.

KANT ONE CONTAINS:  TELL ME YOU LOVE ME, WOULD YOU GO ALL THE WAY?, CHUNGA'S REVENGE, THE CLAP, RUDY WANTS TO BUY YEZ A DRINK, SHARLEENA.

KANT TWO CONTAINS: UNCLE MEAT, THE VOICE OF CHEESE, NINE TYPES OF INDUSTRIAL POLLUTION, ZOLAR CZAKL, DOG BREATH, IN THE YEAR OF THE PLAGUE, THE LEGEND OF THE GOLDEN ARCHES, LOUIE, LOUIE [ OPGENOMEN IN DE ROYAL ALBERT HALL TE LONDEN ], THE DOG BREATH VARIATIONS. 

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