FRANK ZAPPA W/ JEAN LUC PONTY LIVE 73 AUSTRALIA REDUNZL / INCA ROADS 7" COLOR 45
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1973 - FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS LIVE AUSTRALIA TOUR - - REDUNZL / INCA ROADS - - BOTH SONGS ARE LIVE FROM THE AUSTRALIAN TOUR - 7" VINYL RECORD - 45 RPM RED KINDA' SEE THRU VINYL - INCLUDES THE FOLD-OUT INFORMATION AND BAND PHOTOS OUTER SLEEVE - I EVEN SAVED THE ORIGINAL WHITE PAPER SLEEVE BUT PUT THE RECORD IN ONE OF THOSE FANCY HIGH QUALITY SLEEVES THAT SERIOUS COLLECTORS USE JUST FO' YOUR BEHIND - ARTLES RECORDS - AL-1 - THE PHOTOS INSERTED IN THIS LISTING ARE THE ACTUAL PHOTOS OF THE ITEM SOMEBODY'S LUCKY BEHIND WILL RECEIVE , AND ABSOLUTELY NO PHOTOS OF ANY VOLUPTUOUS VIXEN'S FIRM UPLIFTED MAMMALIAN PROTUBERANCES HAVE BEEN ADDED IN SOME BLATANT ATTEMPT TO MAKE THIS ITEM APPEAR EVEN MORE INTERESTING THAN IT ALREADY IS - - SO THEY'RE 100% SAFE FOR YEZ TO CHECK OUT - OK LARRY?
RECENTLY I, REV. A. WEST, THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND DECIDED TO FINALLY TAKE SOME OF FRANK ZAPPA'S FRIENDLY ADVICE AND GO CALL SOME VEGETABLES. I MEAN WHAT THE HECK, THERE WAS NOTHING GOOD ON TV THAT NIGHT ANYWAY. SO NOW CHECK THIS OUT: I WENT INTO A GROCERY STORE AND WALKED RIGHT INTO THE AREA WHERE THERE WERE ALL OF THESE VEGETABLES ON DISPLAY SHINY AND COVERED WITH DEW. I LOOKED AROUND AND FOUND SEVERAL NICE RADIANT TOMATOES JUST LAYING AROUND THERE WITH NOTHING TO DO. SO I TRIED CALLING THEM, BUT AFTER ABOUT 15 OR MORE MINUTES , I DIDN'T HEAR ANY RESPONSE AT ALL FROM THEM. I MEAN I WAS REAL POLITE AND EVERYTHING, BUT STILL RECEIVED NOTHING. OK, OK MAYBE AFTER REPEATED ATTEMPTS I MIGHT HAVE BECOME A LITTLE FRUSTRATED AND CALLED THEM A FEW NAMES SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO " BUNGHOLE ", BUT HEY, THEY SIMPLY WOULDN'T RESPOND TO ME. SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE DEAL WAS. MAYBE FRANK WAS SIMPLY FULL OF IT AND VEGETABLES WILL NEVER RESPOND TO ANYBODY , OR MAYBE IT WAS JUST THAT THEY DIDN'T FEEL LIKE RESPONDING TO ME OR SOMETHIN'? BUT BASICALLY I DISCOVERED THAT CALLING VEGETABLES WAS SIMPLY A WASTE OF TIME AND I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND ANYONE ELSE WASTING THEIR TIME TRYING IT AND PERHAPS TO AVOID ANY FURTHER HEARTACHE AND MISERY AFTER BEING IGNORED BY SOME SIMPLE VEGETABLES YOU JUST MIGHT WANNA STICK MORE CLOSELY TO CHURCH ORIENTED SOCIAL ACTIVITIES. - OK LARRY?
IT LOOKED LIKE I PROBABLY PURCHASED IT NEW. PLAYED BOTH SIDES ON MY DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE , TOOK THE PHOTOS THEN I PUT THE SINGLE IN A COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE. ABOUT THE ONLY WEAR I CAN SEE IS A LITTLE AROUND AND IN THE CENTER RING WHICH WAS CAUSED BY ONE OF THOSE PLASTIC CENTER PIECES YEZ NEED TO USE IN ORDER TO PLAY THESE ANCIENT FORMAT MUSIC RECORDINGS. IN ANY CASE THE VINYL ON THE RECORD LOOKS PERFECT. FOLD-OUT INSERT LOOKS LIKE NEW OR AT THE LEAST VERY GOOD , BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.
PAYMENT BY PAYPAL ONLY
SIMPLY PAY FOR THIS ITEM WHEN YOU PURCHASE IT. SO ABSOLUTELY NO MORE OUTRAGEOUS EXCUSES WILL BE HOID SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO; " MY JOB CLEANING THE TOILETS AT THE LOCAL POOT 'N GO GOT DOWNSIZED WHEN THEY REMOVED THEM AND INSTALLED URINALS ", " I GOT BUSTED FOR SOLICITATION HANGING AROUND IN THE MEN'S RESTROOM AT THE LOCAL BUS STATION AND WAS FORCED TO RESIGN SENATE SEAT ", " MY BOSS AT ST. ALPHONSO'S PANCAKE HOUSE SAID THAT I'M A FAT LAZY OAF AND HE SHOULDA' GIVEN ME THE BOOT A LONG TIME AGO, AND OF COURSE HE WAS RIGHT ". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE MISERABLE EXCUSES ARE TRUE.
$4.00 FOR FIRST CLASS SHIPPING TO THE USA. , IS THAT ENOUGH CLASS FOR YOU? HUH LARRY?
$10.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.
$15.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. .
HEY LARRY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY, STEVE VAI , LARRY " WILD MAN " FISCHER , THE GTO'S PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT. , AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, KING CRIMSON. NEKTAR, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, THE TUBES, BLODWYN PIG AND MANY OTHERS INSIDE OF MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. BUT BE WARNED, IT'S TIGHT IN THERE SO BE SURE TO BRING SOME GREASE IN THERE WITH YOU IN THE EVENT THAT YOU BECOME STUCK. BECAUSE UNLIKE ON SOME OTHER OCCASIONS, I WOULDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO PHONE THE EMERGENCY CYBER-SPACE RESCUE UNIT TO HAVE TO GO IN THERE AND PRY YOU OUT WITH THEIR DIGITAL CROW BAR. THE ADMISSION IS ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?
