FRANK ZAPPA/CAPTAIN BEEFHEART 1 SIZE FITS ALL RARE ORIG'75 DISCREET LP VERY NICE

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WE CURRENTLY HAVE  NEARLY 300  LISTED ITEMS

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·      FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION (WITH CAPTAIN BEEFHEART, CREDITED UNDER ALIAS, AND JOHNNY 'GUITAR' WATSOM, CREDITED UNDER HIS OWN NAME)  - ONE SIZE FITS ALL - ORIGINAL 1975 DISCREET STEREO LP DS-2216

·      ORIGINAL U.S. PRESSING

·      ORIGINAL YELLOW DISCREET LABEL WITH RED LOGO LABEL

·      CAPITOL RECORDS, WINCHESTER, VA PRESSING

·      THIS IS THE ORIGINAL, AUTHENTIC, FIRST U.S. PRESSING; THIS IS NOT A REISSUE, AN IMPORT, OR A COUNTERFEIT PRESSING.

·      ORIGINAL GATEFOLD COVER, MADE OF THICK CARDBOARD (AMERICAN STYLE) 

·      THICK, HEAVY VINYL PRESSING

·      CLEAN, WEAR-FREE LABELS

 (►PLEASE SEE THE IMAGE OF THE COVER, LABEL OR BOTH, SHOWN BELOW)

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Released soon after the live Roxy & Elsewhere, One Size Fits All contained more of the material premiered during the 1973-1974 tour, but this time largely re-recorded in the studio. The band remains the same: George Duke, Napoleon Murphy Brock, Chester Thompson, Tom Fowler, and Ruth Underwood. Johnny "Guitar" Watson overdubbed some vocals and Captain Beefheart (credited as Bloodshot Rollin' Red) played some harmonica ("when present," state the liner notes). The previous album focused on complex music suites. This one is more song-oriented, alternating goofy rock songs with more challenging numbers in an attempt to find a juste milieu between Over-Nite Sensation and Roxy & Elsewhere. "Inca Roads," "Florentine Pogen," "Andy," and "Sofa" all became classic tracks and live favorites. These are as close to progressive rock (a demented, clownish kind) Zappa ever got. The obscurity of their subjects, especially the flying saucer topic of "Inca Roads," seem to spoof prog rock clichés. The high-flying compositions are offset by "Can't Afford No Shoes," "Po-Jama People," and "San Ber'dino," more down-to-earth songs. Together with Zoot Allures, One Size Fits All can be considered as one of the easiest points of entry into Zappa's discography. The album artwork features a big maroon sofa, a conceptual continuity clue arching back to a then-undocumented live suite (from which "Sofa" was salvaged) and a sky map with dozens of bogus stars and constellations labeled with inside jokes in place of names. An essential third-period Zappa album.

 (EXCERPT FROM AN ONLINE REVIEW BY FRANCOIS COUTURE, ALL MUSIC GUIDE  /ALLMUSIC.COM/)

This is one of the finest recorded and impeccably produced Zappa albums - so much so that it deserved a gold audiophile CD treatment on Ryko label a few years back (sadly, now out of print). Don’t miss out on an opportunity to own a piece of history - and then some! Track listing:  Inca Roads - Can't afford no shoes - Sofa # 1 - Po-jama people - Florentine Pogen - Evelyn, a modified dog - San Ber'dino - Andy - Sofa # 2.

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·                          CONDITION:

·                          THE RECORD

 (IMPORTANT NOTE: unless otherwise noted, ALL records are graded visually, and NOT play-graded!; we  grade records under the strong, diffuse room light or discrete sunlight)

(a)         WE GRADE THE VINYL AS EXCELLENT. This is one of those albums that are somewhat difficult to grade. It is somewhere between VG++ and NEAR MINT, just a notch below NEAR MINT. A few light abrasions ARE visible, but they are extremely shallow, superficial  and only moderately visually distracting (nothing significant).For the most part, the vinyl looks impeccable without any MAJOR visual flaws or imperfections. Much of the original luster is intact, and the vinyl shines and sparkles almost like new.

(b)         The record is pressed on a beautiful, thick, inflexible vinyl, which was usually used for the first or very early pressings. Usually, the sound on such thick vinyl pressings is full-bodied, vivid, and even dramatic. Do not expect to obtain such a majestic analog sound from a digital recording!

(c)         Of course, this is a full-bodied ANALOG recording, and not an inferior, digital recording!!!

·                          THE COVER

THE COVER IS NICE --- ABOUT EXCELLENT OR VERY GOOD++ (VG++).

The following flaws or imperfections are noted on the cover:

-       Cover has some light ring wear (nothing significant); On the scale from 1 to 10 (1 being the least, and  10 being the most severe), we assess the severity of ring wear as 3

-       Cover shows JUST A HINT of yellowing on both sides, apparently from aging   (nothing significant)

-       Cover has a few tiny wrinkles along the spine  (BARELY VISIBLE)

-       Minor shelf wear noted on the top and bottom seams (nothing significant)

NO OTHER VISIBLE FLAWS OR IMPERFECTIONS ON THE  COVER

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