GAS HUFFER You Stupid Asshole 7" Rejected Art (Only) Crotch Cricket Mudhoney

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VERY RARE ARTWORK FOR THE MUDHONEY/GASSHUFFER SPLIT 7" RECORD "YOU STUPID ASSHOLE" B/W" SUB POP'S COCK" . Seattle Angry Samoans tribute 45 . Originally released on EMPTY Records . USA .
Picture is believed to be Legendary Idol - Matte "We're in the" Wright . Named after the Stars and Stripes Classic . This Guy ... was such an Idol . If one was even lucky enough to be in his "Presence" . You would try to start a conversation , And Matte would just walk away . Possible hearing disabilities . Tone Deaf - Definitive . G/HU records are up to $2.00 now . So , there are bragging Wrights . Noting , everything Wright ... is completely WRONG .  
The art was conceived by the legendary , yet somewhat feeble & pretentious LIZZA ORTHRO . Lizza's Dad , Being the CEO Of the Ortho Chemical Chemical Company .
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Absolutely stunning prototype artwork . Rejected by Empty Records . Rumour has it , T. Plice (Gassenhuffer) claimed : "That looks like one of those Damn Flying Great American Crotch Crickets . That's what beards are for ya know " And further more: "The symbols on the wings look like that of the Death's Head Moth... Making fun of my new A. KORPS Desert Classic Band . I'm an Idol , no one mocks me " . Disgusted , Tom took the day off . And went to Shakey's Pizza , Smoked some Old Golds . And did some more Drugs . And rolled down the hill . N.E. Of Fallout ... a couple times . Then got a new Haircut . 
Lizza's Dad - Peppy - Began experimentation on SLUG MORTIFICATION in the Later 1950's . First , shooting slugs with sewing pins . Ejected from a Crossman Pump BB-Gun . Later setting up a Stereo system in the Family Garden . Blaring William S. Burroughs "Whatever" B/S 24 Hours . Fully ineffective . Other than a couple Suicides via Neighboring Families . Dogs , Cats and 3-4 known Dust Mites . 
Peppy quicky resorted to Acetone , Lacquer Thinner and Bleach mixtures. Pneumatically sprayed throughout the Family Property . 
The end result being all the Neighborhood Slugs became terminated . And Lizza came out of the womb with no hair .  Growing up as a Kid she started the first all women Skinhead Front called the WASP Women . It is rumored , the WASP has nothing to do with Pesticides . More so - White Anglo-Saxon Pat-triot . Quickly blacklisted . She did have time to dedicate the artwork . Lizza now enjoys painting bottle labels for the Ortho Corporation .  
This classic is a limited edition of one . And is not a Copy . FULLY ORIGINAL . 
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