MOTHERS OF INVENTION Uncle Meat BIZARRE Frank Zappa 2LP

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$5.00 1st 45 / Each additional 45is $1.75

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$7.50 1st 45 / Each additional 45is $2.25

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LP FOR SALE :

(BIZARRE/WARNER BROTHERS   STEREO  2024). 

CONSERVATIVE GRADE:

COVER: 6/7 (VG+/VG++)  Slight Seam and Ring Wear.  OTHERWISE BEAUTIFUL!!.

RECORD: 7 (VG++)  Ultra Glossy Vinyl with faint paper scuffs!!!!

Each LP comes with the original BIZARRE inner dust jacket!!!  2LP / Gatefold!!  Sorry, no booklet ......but......

This is the absolute 1st Pressing of Uncle Meat - 2 LP set which list " 400 DAYS OF THE YEAR " printed on side one of the label INSTEAD of the correct title of the song which is " 9 TYPES OF INDUSTRIAL POLLUTION ".

When They (Frank? / Warners?) discovered this, the album was QUICKLY STOPPED!!

This version was no longer Pressed THIS version and pressed ANOTHER VERSION which had the correct title.

THEY (Frank? / Warners?) CANCELED this pressing so quickly TWO WHITE LABEL PROMO Variations exist!!.

I KNOW BECAUSE I HAVE THEM BOTH.

I'VE NEVER HAD THE TIME TO COMPARE THE RECORDING OF THIS PRESSING WITH THE CORRECTED PRESSING

BUT I'D ASSUME THAT THEY ARE BOTH THE SAME? 

THIS PRESSING DID HAVE 9 TYPES OF INDUSTRIAL POLLUTION

PRINTED WHERE THE SONG TITLES ARE INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD.

This is how you can identify if you have (OR WILL HAVE :-) a first pressing!!!!

Song titles:

1. "Uncle Meat: Main Title Theme" – 1:56
2. "The Voice of Cheese" – 0:26
3. "400 Days of the Year" Listed on the label / "Nine Types of Industrial Pollution" Listed in the inside gatefold – 6:00
4. "Zolar Czakl" – 0:54
5. "Dog Breath, in the Year of the Plague" – 3:59
6. "The Legend of the Golden Arches" – 3:28
7. "Louie Louie (At the Royal Albert Hall in London)" (Richard Berry) – 2:19
8. "The Dog Breath Variations" – 1:48

1. "Sleeping in a Jar" – 0:50
2. "Our Bizarre Relationship" – 1:05
3. "The Uncle Meat Variations" – 4:46
4. "Electric Aunt Jemima" – 1:46
5. "Prelude to King Kong" – 3:38
6. "God Bless America (Live at the Whisky A Go Go)" (Irving Berlin) – 1:10
7. "A Pound for a Brown on the Bus" – 1:29
8. "Ian Underwood Whips It Out (Live on stage in Copenhagen)" – 5:05

1. "Mr. Green Genes" – 3:14
2. "We Can Shoot You" – 2:03
3. "If We'd All Been Living in California..." – 1:14
4. "The Air" – 2:57
5. "Project X" – 4:48
6. "Cruising for Burgers" – 2:18

1. "King Kong Itself (as played by the Mothers in a studio)" – 0:49
2. "King Kong II (its magnificence as interpreted by Dom DeWild)" – 1:21
3. "King Kong III (as Motorhead explains it)" – 1:44
4. "King Kong IV (the Gardner Varieties)" – 6:17
5. "King Kong V (as played by 3 deranged Good Humor Trucks)" – 0:34
6. "King Kong VI (live on a flat bed diesel in the middle of a race track at a Miami Pop Festival . . . the Underwood ramifications)" – 7:24

MY GRADING SYSTEM IS :

I work on the 10 point grading system (see below).

There will be a blue number representing shape besides the listing/Year in blue.   (Ex: 1967  7/8)

All gradings are visual and I only play records in special situations ......

10 : MINT (still sealed (LP's only) or unplayed (shown by zero spindle wear).  PERFECT CONDITION!!!)

9 : NEAR MINT/M- (opened LP or slight handling wear.  ALMOST PERFECT BUT NOT...)

8 : EX++ (Slight wear(ring/seam), slight paper scuffs that do not effect play and little to no spindle wear)

7 : VG++  (slight needle wear/slight scuffs/slight scratches/slight cover discoloration and or seam wear).  Small seam splits starting.  Some slight ticks that don't take away from the listening experience.

6 : VG+ (slight needle wear/mild scuffs/ mild scratches/ mild cover discoloration and or seam wear).

Plays with slightly noticeable ticks but still enjoyable!!)

5 : VG (Needle wear/scuffs/scratches/cover discoloration and or seam wear).

Plays with noticeable ticks but OK!!)

4 : G (OK LP.  Listed as a play copy until a clean one comes)

3 : FAIR (Seam splits/heavy writing on cover/scratched and scuffed ... BUT STILL PLAYS but sound like bacon sizzling)

2 : POOR -> Really trashed (Only listed if it is super super rare and can fill a void.  $500 record or more.  Could be cracked but plays.)

1 : Hurts to look at (Should be thrown away or given to Goodwill.  "Used for target practice"/Original owner should be ashamed!!).

These records will not be sold.  They will be used for landfill.

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