PART 1/Punk/Crass/Peni/PARAWORM Recs/Kbd/RARE 7"/1982

	£		102
	$		135

SUNSETONTHE MOON "This World Wasn't Meant To Be Sensible"


I ACCEPT PAYPAL PAYMENTS FOR THIS AUCTION


Here it is finally after much trawling and Punkey-Ocean searching me land-lubbers-&-lovers of all thingies Pee-You-Enn-Kay...!

Are you turning into a rather Rudey-Poodey-Roodeymentally-PENI-MANIAC?........Why Doctor? - it could only be……PART 1 (although the band state it is ‘PAR1T’ – but that just looks like a personalized number plate to me – so for this auction, and this auction only its gonna have to be ‘Part 1’ guys..!!!!) on 7-Inched (or 18 centimetres..."ooh look Doris he's just gone all metrically-insane..!") Punkey 1982 ‘PART ONE/PARAWORM’ Records with their 'must-havey-and-must-havey-nowey' offering of their release that goes by the name of..

‘FUNERAL PARADE’ SIX-tracker 33 RPM’ed from 1982 on the PART ONE/PARAWORM Record Label too – and they hail from the same area of the country as Peni did (I think) and this sounds like their music – only their slower stuff, mostly, and a bit more doomier and the artworks almost identical too to Rudimenray Peni’s (Nick Blinko) stuff - excerlennnnt...!

….THIS MAY BLOW YOUR MIND…YOU MAY NOT HAVE EVER HEARD OF THIS RECORD…LETALONE KNEW THAT IT EXISTED….LETALONE KNEW SOMEONE THAT HAD HEARD IT….OR EVEN HAD A CHANCE TO SEE IT….OR EVEN TOUCHED A COPY……

….NOW IN 2007 you get the chance

THEE ONLY CHANCE – EVER

to own a copy – it’ll be gone in 10 days F-O-R-E-V-E-R

Yes indeedy you frothing-at-the-mouth-e-baying-pack you (RAR…Oooh I am scared..!!!)…this is nothing more than a mind-blowing, blind-mowing, right-down and frankly down-right PART 1-mongous auction on seven incherized vinyl that's pure-punkified Lustfully-Fulfilling Drastique-Plastique with a dash of Mystique so come take a Pique (...someone shoot him - and quique..!!)

What you have here (…>>>…OVER HERE…!!!) that’s better...pay a-10-shun will you…is an 25 YEAR OLD

PART 1 single release of their

S-I-X
-tracking ’PART 1/PARAWORM’ Records’ 7 Inch called ‘FUNERAL PARADE!’…!

Yes that's righty...It is here and none other than the above offering from those purveyors of all things Punk and past/passed with those aural paving-slabs of Punk-a-Rama-Ding-a-Dongness..."If you can live without this Punkoid collectible then you're a better woman than me", said my wife (incidentally she was right, uncharacteristically, on both counts - but not on third count, shortly to come, of justifiable homicide...!).

Also, if the feeling takes you by surprise, please then by all accounts take your taken-by-surprised-self off and toddle-along in a child-like skipping manner and nosily check out my OTHER PUNK AUCTIONS I HAVE OUT RIGHTEY-BOUTEY NOW(…Beep-Beep! - Watch the cars will you? - Punk kids with those Bondage Straps crossing tut' bizzey-roads eh..!).

A dreemily-extreemerly rare copy, overtly so, of their ‘FUNERAL PARADE’ E.P. 7-Incher that-you-must-clincher-from-Mr-Lyncher and it comes to you as a SIX-tracking-of-PART 1-lovely-lummified-jubbley-mess-ness..!!!

...so welcome to the PART 1-PENI-church of punk salvation my heathen-out-of-breath-brethren....do come inside my Punk Rock Flock....and listen to psalm-widges like these...

THIS SIDE

(1) ‘PARADE’  
(2) ‘GRAVEYARD SONG’  
(3) ‘TOMB’  

SIDE TWO

(4) ‘GHOST’  
(5) ‘SALEM’  
(6) ‘FUNERAL PARADE II’  

…This one is from a band who really were awesome indeed at the time (…they did a handful of gigs in 1982 then split up maybe 9 months later I think? - I saw them live in Stevenage (Bowes Lyon House) where I bought the single (one of a handful they were selling on the night!) while they came on first supporting Sub-Humans (I have photos of that night too!!!!) - PART 1 - on ‘PARAWORM’ records – the only release on that label.….!

…and it comes to you with S-I-X tracks on it….!

...it also comes to you with an awesome 16” x 12”’ed DOUBLE-SIDED GLOSSY-FINISH POSTER SLEEVE…!

…which has most, if not all of the lyrics on it and some macabre-sinister drawings much-like in the style of Nicholas McBlinko – a great and totally unheard of 1982 UK Punk single that will blow your mind…and the music..???

..well it’s slow sometimes and pacey other times…furiously anti-god and anti-religion and also anti-establishment...these guys were sinister beyond comprehension….just a glance at their lyrics will confirm this…”GOD/SYSTEM/DEATH/ANTI-GOD/ANTI-SYSTEM/REJECT ALL RELIGIONS/CHRISTIANITY IS BRAIN WASHING SH*T…you get the general idea here….all too true indeed and delivered up as thee blackeste doomy-punk feast you could ever un-wish awaye….awesome in a worde…lethal in another….RARE…? – no…it’s much more hard to locate than that…!!

…and you get SIX tracks too - this band were ahead of their time and they got nowhere indeed...but at least they have this handful-of-pressings testament to their history way deep into the blackeste confines of Rudimentary Peni’s shadow…and it was a long one too…!

…A PART 1 classic from the halcyon days when it ‘all kicked off like’…Punk-Rock just got Sexier…!

...a triffic Punkorific awesome pressing indeed and those songs sum up a great time and era of life way back in Punkey-history.
Do you want this? - Is the Pope catholic, or alcoholic? You betcha...!
So get on your Punkey-moped and barge all the other wanna-be-owners of this soon-to-be yours, beejeebuss Punkey 7 Incher from PART 1 of their 1982 and 25 year old ‘PART 1’/’PARAWORM’ teeney-weeny Record-Label pressing of their ‘FUNERAL PARADE’ circular miasmically, seismic and downright outerstellarized offering that will soon be punkily pogoing (boing-boing-boing) into your eBay anti-social cheese-havened-mousehole in a mere 10-daze... !!!
...Life without this would be sad, lonely and desolate...like an endless unhappey black circleball rolling around inside of a giant white square....(it's my fourth Metaphor this auction!).
...contemplate it not, like going into politicks or bungee jumping with no legs...it's just not to be done and you know it...gather this morsel of earthe unto ye...your sole savage breaste beates so verrye strong my friends for this eternale longinge and soul-merging of alle that you ever helde so deare...oceans-deep darque and hidden from alle...insyde of you...(...Crikey-mate it's onlee a Poink record...!?!?!?!).


This punkey-wunkey 7 Inch was pressed up in ENGLAND on the ’PART 1/PARAWORM’ Records Label and comes to you the Punk-Rock collectophile with the Catalogue Number of 'SRTS 82 CUS 1452’.

The Pogoic frenzied condition of the actual punkily-covered 'Poster-Sleeve' is graded as 'Excellent+' - Stormingly immense condition structurally with just the faintest of handling signs (teeny-stain) on the front– apart from that it’s awesome indeedy - and very muchly looked after in my record box from when I bought it in 1982 methinkumms...! – no folds, no real bends, no rips, no problems with that then…!!!

The Pogoic frenzied condition of the actual punkily-grooved 'Vinyl' is graded as 'Excellent+' - Stormingly awesome condition with a extremely mild amount of surface noise – and just three light (out of character for this seven inch!) pops on side two…NO Scratches, No Jumps –No Problems with that then…...!

...and is thee most superb PART 1 auction out right now (biased - ? – who schizophrentically unchallenged me...Hey! I think he means 'US'..! Oh yeah!).
This 1982 impossible to know of ‘PART 1/PARAWORM Records’ PRESSING ‘FUNERAL PARADE’ you 'won’t-wanna-sharity-rarity' will rightfully attract mucho interest, like an offshore bank account or a naked supermodel trapped in your very own imaginary locked-phonebox, as there are only a few left in this world – in this condition .....!!!!

So be the Punkey-ONE whose just Punkily-WON this Punkey-ONE in 10 Days time...!!
...now go and be a good socially-horizontally-aspiring individual and get on that clickey-fingered-mouse-type-thingy-that’s always getting clogged up with dust ‘n’ dirt and never quite works properly to secure this gem as you’ll never see another (even if you don’t close your eyes).
...and be the lucky-one to nabbey-nabb this unique ‘FUNERAL PARADE’ E.P. Six-Tracker in the next 10 days, or failing that I WILL end the auction early if you offer me say the auction bid-price…to the power of 9003 or a picture of Jane Seymour in the nudd.

It’s the most excellent auction on PART 1 and Frankly Mr Shankley if you were to miss out on this ‘FUNERAL PARADE’ 1982 and 25 years of age pressing (on the ‘PART ONE/PARAWORM’ Records Label) Punk-Final-Vinyl you’ll end up feeling like this Part 1 has no Part 2 and you’d be right...it’s Part 1 or nothing here….!

…and if any other Punkey-wannabe owner of this pips your winning bid near the end…you have my permission to wave your, much bigger and excited, ROODEYMEN-TERRY PENI at them to distract them enough to acquire this rare gem...!

…If Satan was a Punk he would have been in PART 1 from the off – this band are so anti-god Satan may not have made the auditions for being too colourful…but he maybe would have gone to see them a couple of times …..!!!!!

This is a totally unheard one-off auction and you just know that you will NEVER EVER SEE THIS ONE AGAIN up for auction will you?

c’mon…you didn’t even know what it was or it existed about 15 minutes o.k. and thought “this guys got this one all mixed up hasn’t he?!?!!?”..!

now tis you who have the many thoughts in your head…aLl anti-jesus/system/establishment I hope you god-unfearing-throng you…!

..it will be a total-joy to pass this on to THE ONLY ONE who can have it….do not – I repeat DO NOT – leave it till the last minute before bidding, what with the internet, distractions, power cuts and the like you will forever rue the day you did if ‘your friendly ISP’ came between you and this ‘HOLY GRAIL’ of unknown U.K. Punk….!

…Now Part 1 is over and they’ll be no follow-up I’m afraid...that’s it…thanks for watching….goodnight…!




7 Inch Postage Payment Methods Postage Details ~Amount~ U.K. Europe U.S.A/World 1    7" £0.99p £1.49p £1.99p 2    7" £1.79p £2.29p £2.89p 3    7" £1.99p £2.49p £3.49p 4    7" £2.39p £2.99p £3.99p 5    7" £2.79p £3.49p £4.49p 6    7" £3.19p £3.99p £4.99p 7    7" £3.59p £4.49p £5.99p 8    7" £3.89p £4.99p £6.49p 9    7" £4.29p £5.49p £6.99p 10   7" £4.59p £5.99p £7.49p *
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