SUMMER OF 1975 FRANK ZAPPA JOE'S CAMOUFLAGE BLUE VINYL LP - MOTHERS OF INVENTION

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SUMMER OF 1975 BAND - FRANK ZAPPA - - JOE'S CAMOUFLAGE - YES, THIS WAS THE GROUP DISGUISED AS A BAND. THEY REHEARSED. THEY HAD THEIR PHOTO SESSIONS. PROMO PICTURES WERE PRINTED WITH RECORD COMPANY LOGOS AND PUBLISHED. . BUT THIS BAND DISINTEGRATED BEFORE IT COULD TOUR. SO HERE ARE SOME OF THE SONGS THAT SOMEBODY'S BEHIND WOULDA' HOID HAD THAT PERSON'S BEHIND SHOWED UP AT A CONCERT IF THESE GUYS HAD KEPT THEIR SHIT TOGETHER - RARE BLUE VINYL RECORD LP WITH A SPIFFY FOLD-OUT ALBUM COVER - VAULTERNATIVE RECORDS - VR 2133 - GRAB IT WHILE YEZ CAN - OK LARRY?   

HELLO THERE, I'M REV. A. WEST AND I'M THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND. YES THAT'S RIGHT, I'M THE IDIOT WHO WASTES HIS TIME TRYING TO SELL MUSIC AND OTHER STUFF BY A GUY WHO HAD BEEN BETTER KNOWN FOR SITTING ON A TOILET THAN HIS MUSIC. SO NOW I BET YOU ARE SITTING IN FRONT OF YOUR SCREEN, SCRATCHING YOUR OVERSIZED RONDO HATTON BEMIS STYLE HEAD WHILE MUMBLING, YEAH, OK REV , BUT I JUST CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER WHY, I MEAN WHY WOULD ANYBODY WANNA WASTE HIS TIME TRYING TO SELL MUSIC AND OTHER STUFF BY A GUY WHO NOBODY HERE IN THE USA LIKES OR EVEN KNEW ABOUT? YEAH REV, WHAT'S THE DEAL? WELL LARRY, I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK. BUT SINCE YOU JUST COULDN'T CONTAIN YOURSELF, IT'S BECAUSE I LIVE A BORING AND MISERABLE EXISTENCE AND SIMPLY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO ANNOY PEOPLE LIKE YOU. OK LARRY?

SIDE ONE POOTS FORTH: PHYNIOX - T'MERSHI DUWEEN - REENY RA - WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? - SLACK 'EM ALL DOWN - HONEY, DON'T YOU WANT A MAN LIKE ME? - SLEEP DIRT - IN REHEARSAL.

SIDE TWO OOZES OUT: BLACK NAPKINS - TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF WHEN YOU DANCE - DENNY & FROG RELATE - CHOOSE YOUR FOOT - ANY DOWNERS? - PHYNIOX - I HEARD A NOTE.

THE ALBUM HAS ONLY BEEN PLAYED ONCE. NO SEAM SPLITS OR RING WEAR ON THE COVER.

WHEN I PLAYED BOTH SIDES ON A DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE HOOKED UP TO A HEAD AMP, THERE'S A LITTLE NOISE AT THE BEGINNING OF SIDES AND MAYBE A FEW SECONDS IN A COUPLE OF OTHER SPOTS. THAT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE ITS PRESSED ON BLUE VINYL, AND COLOR VINYL HAS NEVER BEEN KNOWN FOR GREAT AUDIOPHILE QUALITY. BESIDES, I AMPLIFIED THE SH*T OUTTA IT WITH A HEAD AMP, BEFORE THE PRE-AMP, AND THAT AMP HAS IN SOME IMAGINARY CIRCUMSTANCES ALLOWED THE LISTENER TO HEAR WHAT HAD BEEN GWINE ON IN THE ROOM WITH THE GROUPIES. . THE RECORD INCLUDES THE ORIGINAL WHITE PAPER INNER SLEEVE WHICH I'VE SAVED FOR YOUR BEHIND, UT YOU'LL BE THRILLED TO READ THAT I'M PROVIDING AT NO ADDITIONAL CHARGE A HIGH QUALITY TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. FURTHERMORE YOU'LL NOT ONLY BE THRILLED, BUT DELIGHTED TO DISCOVER WHEN YOUR RECORD ARRIVES THAT I'VE INCLUDED A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE FOR YOUR PROTECTION FROM THE CRABS THAT INFEST MARYLAND. OK LARRY? 

YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY WHEN YOU PURCHASE THIS ITEM. SO NO LONGER WILL I GET TO HEAR DEM EXCUSES WHILE LAUGHING MY BEHIND OFF SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: "I FORGOT THAT THESE WERE VINYL RECORDS.THE LAST ONE THAT I PURCHASED GOT DAMAGED WHEN I TRIED TO CRAM IT INTO MY CD PLAYER","I THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS RICCARDO ZAPPA. ISN'T FRANK ZAPPA THAT GUY WHO ALWAYS LIKED TO SIT ON TOILETS?","AFTER CONSULTING WITH MY WIFE WHO SAID THAT SHE WAS GOING TO STICK MY BALLS IN A VICE IF I PURCHASED JUST ONE MORE FRANK ZAPPA RECORD, I DECIDED TO PLAY IT SMART AND BUY AN APRON, BROOM AND MOP FOR ME TO USE INSTEAD". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE MISERABLE EXCUSES ARE TRUE. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE AND CERTAIN TRANSACTIONS, HOWEVER IN TRYING TO KEEP IN STEP WITH ALL OF THOSE BIG TIME SELLERS, THAT WANNA MAKE EVEN THE SMALLEST THING A HASSLE, AND THE FACT THAT YOU PROBABLY DESERVE MORE GRIEF IN YOUR LIFE THAN YOU'RE CURRENTLY GETTING, YOU'LL NEED TO READ THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALITY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, A PERSON NEEDS TO MEET AND / OR EXCEED ALL OF THE FOLLOWING REQUIREMENTS: YOU NEED TO HAVE PURCHASED MORE THAN ONE ITEM FROM ME, NOT ONE ITEM FROM ME, AND A HELEN REDDY ALBUM FROM SOME WOMAN NAMED JOE. YOU NEED TO HAVE PAID FOR THOSE ITEMS WITH A PAYMENT RECEIVED BY ME, NOT ONE PAYMENT FOR ONE ITEM MADE TO ME, AND THEN YOU GO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR MONEY ON A HOOKER IN SOME SEEDY MOTEL. YOU MUST NOT BE NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND MUST PROMISE THAT IN THE FUTURE NEVER TO BE: CAUGHT SLOBBERING DRUNK AT THE PALOMINO, THEREFORE RECEIVING UP TO, AND INCLUDING 30 DAYS IN SAN BER'DINO. NUISANCE DILLHOLE OR DILLWEED. LARRY'S MOTHER. THE GUY WHO RECENTLY HAD THE UNMITIGATED AUDACITY TO TELL ME THAT HE WAS OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS, AND THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. ..

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE OTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , STEVE VAI PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, BULL ANGUS, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, PINK FLOYD, JIMI HENDRIX, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?