Sun City Girls Horse Cock Phepner UBER RARE M-/VG++

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Sun City Girls "Horse Cock Phepner" Rare Original LP

Great Item!

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Up for auction today is a great find, a very rare and out of print record, "Horse Cock Phepner," Sun City Girls, 1987 Placebo Records PLA-24.  In M-/VG++ condition with 3 ultra-light surface marks; rarely played.  Outer sleeve is also VG++ except that the bottom right hand corner got bent at some point by accident so it has a wrinkle.  No barcode on sleeve.  In excellent condition and a very rare find; I haven't seen this on ebay in years on vinyl or cd so grab it while you can.  This is a factory release item, not a bootleg or a copy.  NOTE:  I would not be selling this kickass record if it wasn't for the fact that I desperately need money to move to England!

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