TINY TIM WARHOL ULTRA VIOLET SEALED ODD BALL PRIVATE LP

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TINY TIM WARHOL ULTRA VIOLET FACTORY SEALED ODD BALL PRIVATE LP.


THIS IS GOING TO BE A HARD ALBUM TO DESCRIBE BUT IT REALLY IS FOR THE COLLECTOR WHO HAS EVERYTHING.  I WISH THAT THIS LP WEREN'T SEALED BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE PLAYED IT.

THE ALBUM IS CALLED, "THE HEART ALBUM" PUT TOGETHER BY A PROMOTER CALLED MIKE CASSONE.

THE FRONT COVER LOOKS LIKE IT SHOULD BE THE BACK COVER & THE BACK COVER IS FILLED W/INCREDIBLE HYPERBOLE THAT WILL PROVIDE THE OWNER OF THIS ALBUM HOURS OF AMUSEMENT.

HERE'S SOME COPY DIRECT FROM THE ALBUM:

MIKE CASSONE:  "BANDLEADER" AND "PRODUCER" FEATURING ON HIS "HEART ALBUM" MANY STARS.  TINY TIM AND ELLA RAY A SOPHISTICATED EUROPEAN SUPERSTARR AND TESS WINTERS, AUSTRALIAN SUPERSTAR, DOING DUETS AND IN SOLO PERFORMANCES.  MIKE'S CREATIVITY HAS CHANGED TINY'S FALSETTO VOICE INTO A NEW SOUND A LA PRESLEY AND MORE HEARD ON THIS ALBUM ONLY! (sic)

HERE'S MY FAVORITE THO: 
"THIS HEART ALBUM, WITH MIKE, AS BAND LEADER AND PRODUCER, FEATURES ALL HIS SUPER-STARS, WITH THE SOUND OF THE 1990s MIKE WITH HIS "MAGIC" SKILL, KNOWLEDGE AND WISDOM AS A PRODUCER OF STARS FOR MANY YEARS AND A BAND LEADER, HAS CREATED A NEW BEAT, WHICH HE HAS ADDED TO HIS PRODUCTIONS.  WHEN HEARD IN THIS ALBUM, ALL OTHER ARTISTS (sic) WILL WANT TO USE THIS NEW BGEAT, WHEN MAKING RECORDS AND ALBUMS BECAUSE IT GIVES THE SONGS LIFE AND A MORE MODERN SOUND."

or if that wasn't good enough, how's this? 
"MIKE CASSONE AND ULTRA VIOLET DOING A DUET LIKE LES PAUL AND MARY FORD OF THIS SONG, "CARAVAN" WITH MIKE'S SUPER GUITAR PLAYING, DOING ALL THE GUITARS A LA  LES PAUL'S STYLE, AND ULTRA DOING A DYNAMIC SINGING PERFORMANCE.  THIS MAKES MIKE AND ULTRA A GREAT TEAM TOGETHER."

YOU GET THE IDEA THO, BEST I CAN FIGURE THIS MIKE CASSONE GUY WHOSE TALENTS CHANGED THE FACE OF POPULAR MUSIC AS HE UNDERSTANDS IT , PROBABLY WAS ONE OF THOSE GUYS WHO PACKAGED "VAUDEVILE-STYLE" REVIEWS AS TICKET-SELLERS FOR (USUALLY) POLICE OR FIRE DEPT FUND-RAISERS.
THE BASIC IDEA WAS TO GET A BUNCH OF UNKNOWNS & COUPLE THEM W/NAMES THE PUBLIC KNOWS BUT DON'T COST TOO MUCH.  IN TINY TIM'S CASE, HE ACTUALLY ENJOYED THIS SORT OF THING & SPENT THE LAST THIRD OF HIS CAREER WORKING W/FUND-RAISER-PROMOTERS.

WHAT ULTRA-VIOLET WAS DOING IN THIS MESS, GOD ONLY KNOWS BUT I FEEL SORRY FOR THE FORMER WARHOL SUPERSTAR, JUST FOR HAVING HER FACE & NAME ON THIS TRASH-O-RAMA!

ANYWAYS, THIS IS THE TYPE OF LP THAT IS REALLY FOR THE COLLECTOR WHO HAS EVERYTHING, WARHOL COLLECTORS OR FANS OF THE TRULY BIZARRE.  I'M SURE THERE ARE TONS OF LAUGHS INSIDE THIS ALBUM PROVIDED BY MIKE WHO HAS DISCOVERED THE SECRET OF "HEART MUSIC"!!!

ANYWAY, CAVEAT EMPTOR.