VOM Live at Surf City pseudo-punk R Meltzer WHITE NOISE ORIGINAL
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R. MELTZER -- absotively the Kuuhlest Self-Referential Rok Kritik Evah!! SO HEP!!
Backstory for the indifferent: Meltzer, in his infinite hippy hippy smarty-ism, FAMOUS CRITIC for CRAWDADDY MAGAZINE, thought the punk scene was a joke so made this hysterically funny record to prove it to everybody!!!1!
Funnier even than his homoerotic attraction to JIM MORRISON OF THE DURZ!!! Is that a Klan hood he's sporting on the cover? What a card!!!
Anyway, somebody might buy this piece of loser detritus. The cover is on paper cheaper and thinner than Meltzer's resume; there is a tiny Germ burn on the lower right hand corner, otherwise semi-bitchen. I've never even played the damn thing since R. himself gave it to me so its in REAL GOOD condition.
EP format, God Save the Whales / Punkmobile / Electrocute Your Cock (no, YOU Richard) / I'm in Love with Your Mom (who isn't) / Too Animalistic
IRONIC SIDE NOTE: real punk records live on 40 years later, which pretty much everyone who cared about Meltzer jacked themselves off to death years ago. GO BACK TO SUNY STONEY BROOK, MELTZER, YOU STILL AIN'T FUNNEH... AND TAKE NICOLE, SHE OF THE ENDLESS SOPHOMORIC DIATRIBES, WITH YOU
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