ZAPPA COSMIK DEBRIS / UNCLE REMUS 7"45RPM ENGLAND PROMO

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8-16-74 - FRANK ZAPPA - COSMIK DEBRIS / UNCLE REMUS - 7" VINYL RECORD - 45 RPM PROMO SINGLE  - MANUFACTURED IN ENGLAND - DISCREET RECORDS YELLOW LABEL - A - PROMO - DISCREET - K-19201.

YOWZER, HERE'S THE BRITISH DISCREET RECORDS YELLOW LABEL - A - PROMO OF COSMIK DEBRIS / UNCLE REMUS WITH THE CENTER INTACT. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT BECAUSE IT'S ON THE CENTER PIECE ON THE COSMIK DEBRIS SIDE WHERE THE A IS LOCATED AND WHERE " PROMOTION - NOT FOR SALE " IS PRINTED. THERE ALSO AN EXTENTION OF THE LETTERS IN THE DISCREET RECORDS LOGO PRINTED ON THE CENTER PIECE HOWEVER IF THE PUSH OUT CENTER PIECE WAS REMOVED, THIS SINGLE WOULD LOOK LIKE A REGULAR BRITISH STOCK COPY OF THIS SINGLE BECAUSE THERE IS NO OTHER MENTION ANYWHERE ELSE ON THE LABELS THAT THIS IS A PROMOTIONAL PRESSING. THESE BRITISH PRESSINGS WITH A LARGE  " A "  ON ONE SIDE ARE CALLED A LABEL PROMOS BY COLLECTORS. THE A SIDE WAS THE PLUG SIDE, THE SIDE THAT THEY WANTED RADIO STATIONS TO PLAY.

SIDE ONE HAS A COUPLE OF SURFACE MARKS THAT ARE SO LIGHT, I ALMOST MISSED THEM WHEN I WAS LOOKING AT THAT SIDE UNDER A PAIR OF 100 WATT LIGHT BULBS. SIDE TWO HAS A COUPLE OF LIGHT SURFACE MARKS AND SOME ULTRA LIGHT MARKS WHICH ARE HARD TO FIND. BOTH SIDES PLAY GREAT AND I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE ANY SURFACE NOISE. SOMEBODY WROTE 16-8-74 ON THE COSMIK DEBRIS SIDE LABEL AND THERE IS ONE VERY LIGHT SPINDLE MARK NEAR THE CENTER HOLE OF THE UNCLE REMUS SIDE, OTHER THAN THAT THE LABELS LOOK BEAUTIFUL. THE RECORD COMES WITH A COLLECTORS TYPE OF SLEEVE AND A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE JUST IN CASE YOUR RECORD WANTS TO BE PROMISCUOUS.

PAYMENT BY PAYPAL OR MONEY ORDER IN US DOLLARS.

PAYMENT MUST BE RECEIVED WITHIN 10 DAYS OF AUCTION END. SO FAR THIS YEAR EVERYBODY HAS PAID, BUT THE YEAR ISN'T OVER AND I'M SURE THEY'LL BE SOME BUNGHOLE LURKING AROUND SOMEWHERE WHO'LL TRY TO COME UP WITH SOME STUPID EXCUSES WHY HE HASN'T PAID. IF YOU'RE THAT BUNGHOLE WHY NOT JUST FIND SOME WAYNE NEWTON LPS TO BID ON, CHANCES ARE THAT THE SELLER WHO'S SELLING THOSE WILL BE LAUGHING TOO HARD WHILE HE FISHES THOSE RECORDS OUT OF THE TRASH CAN THAT IT WON'T MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES YOU TO PAY.

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