ZAPPA JOE'S GARAGE ACT 1 ARGENTINA EPIC LABEL PROMO LP
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1979 - FRANK ZAPPA - JOE'S GARAGE ACT 1 - 12" VINYL PROMOTIONAL RECORD LP - ULTRA RARE ARGENTINIAN PRESSING - INCLUDES A DIFFERENT NON GATEFOLD COVER - MANUFACTURED IN ARGENTINA AND PRESSED ON THE EPIC RECORDS LABEL - TITLES ON RECORD LABELS AND COVER PRINTED IN SPANISH - EPIC - 47.231.
HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS, WE'LL BEGIN THIS EVENING'S LESSON ON THE SUBJECT OF ZAPPOLOGY WITH THE RENOWNED HISTORIAN AND THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND, LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR THE ONE AND ONLY REV. A. WEST:
WELL NOW FOLKS, AS YOU CAN SEE THIS CLOCK ON MY RIGHT BEHAVING, TIME IS OF AFFLICTION, YEAH AND THE AFFLICTION THAT HAS FELL UPON YO' MISERABLE BEHIND IS DUE TO THE FACT THAT NOWHERE IN YOUR CRUDDY LITTLE ZAPPA COLLECTION, CAN AN ULTRA RARE ARGENTINIAN JOE'S GARAGE ACT 1 PROMO RECORD ON THE RARE EPIC RECORDS LABEL TO BE FOUND. SO WHAT EXACTLY DOES THIS MEAN YOU ASK YOURSELF? WELL TO PUT THINGS INTO PERSPECTIVE, WHAT THIS BASICALLY MEANS IS THAT YOU HAVE A CRAPPY ZAPPA RECORD COLLECTION WHICH DOESN'T CONTAIN THE ULTRA COOL JOE'S GARAGE ACT 1 ARGENTINIAN PROMO RECORD ON THE EPIC LABEL, THEREBY MAKING YOUR ZAPPA COLLECTION EVEN MORE CRAPPY, WHICH MIGHT RESULT IN SOMEBODY THINKING THAT YOU'RE JUST A DILLWEED, AND WE WOULDN'T WANT THAT NOW, WOULD WE?
SO HERE'S THE DEAL, IT'S AN ULTRA RARE PROMOTIONAL RECORD FROM ARGENTINA WHICH NOT ONLY HAS THE SONG TITLES PRINTED IN SPANISH ON BOTH OF THE LABELS AND THE COVER, BUT IT ALSO HAS THE RARE PROMO STICKER ON THE BACK COVER THAT HAS PRINTED " DISCO PARA DEMOSTRACION - VENTA PROHIBIDA " BUT ON BOTH LABELS IS PRINTED " DISCO PROMOCIONAL - PROHIBIDA LA VENTA " AS WELL. OH YEAH AND THE COVER IS NON GATEFOLD AND THE RECORD IS PRESSED ON THE EPIC RECORDS LABEL INSTEAD OF THE ZAPPA RECORDS RED LABEL AS WAS THE CASE WITH THIS RECORD'S RELEASE IN THE USA. BY THE WAY, THERE WILL BE A QUIZ ON THIS SUBJECT LATER, ATTRACTIVE WOMEN WITH LARGE BREASTS WILLING TO KNEEL DOWN OR BEND OVER ARE WELCOME.
A LIGHT RECORD INDENTATION OF BOTH SIDES OF THE NON GATEFOLD COVER WITH NO REAL RING WEAR AND A PROMO STICKER ON THE BACK COVER WHICH ALSO FEATURES THE SONG TITLES PRINTED IN SPANISH WITH AN ENGLISH TRANSLATION. HEY, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT " TRIPULACION " IS " CREW SLUT " IN SPANISH. I GUESS THEY GOT EM' DOWN THERE TOO. BASICALLY A NICE CONDITION COVER CONSIDERING WHERE IT'S FROM AND WHEN IT WAS MADE. YOU'LL LOVE IT, IT'S A WAY OF LIFE.
THE RECORD LOOKS NEAR MINT, BEAUTIFUL, IF YOU MOVE SIDE THE RECORD AROUND UNDER A PAIR OF 100 WATT LIGHT BULBS YOU MAY FIND A COUPLE OF ULTRA LIGHT MARKS ON LADO 2 THAT DON'T AFFECT PLAY. SONG TITLES ON BOTH SIDES PRINTED IN SPANISH WITH ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS AND " DISCOS PROMOCIONAL - PROHIBIDA LA VENTA " IS ALSO PRINTED ON BOTH LABELS BECAUSE AFTER ALL, THIS IS A PROMOTIONAL RECORD, ANYONE REMEMBER THAT? THE RECORD NOT ONLY COMES WITH A COLLECTORS TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE, BUT A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE WILL BE PROVIDED BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE AND THEY OVERTURN ROE V. WADE.
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PAYMENT MUST BE RECEIVED WITHIN 10 DAYS OF AUCTION END. [ OR WITHIN 3 DAYS OF THE DATE THAT YOUR TACO HELL PAYCHECK CLEARS NOT TO EXCEED 10 DAYS ].
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OK BOYS AND GIRLS, WHAT DID WE LEARN TODAY? [A] REV. A. WEST IS THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND. [B] YOU HAVE A CRAPPY ZAPPA COLLECTION. [C] IF YOU DON'T HAVE THIS RECORD IN YOUR COLLECTION SOMEBODY MIGHT THINK YOU'RE A DILLWEED. [D] IF YOU'RE AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN WITH LARGE BREASTS THAT'S WILLING TO KNEEL DOWN OR BEND OVER YOU'RE WELCOME. SO WHY ARE YOU STILL SITTING WONDERING WHY YOU'RE HERE? START BIDDING ON THIS RECORD, AND WHILE YOU'RE STILL HANGING AROUND CHECK OUT MY E-BAY STORE AT THE TOP OF THIS PAGE FOR MORE EXCITING AND VERY HIP ZAPPA ITEMS. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?
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