ZAPPA / MOI Ruben & The Jets V. RARE Orig UK MONO LP

	£		42
	$		56

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Artist or Band: THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION

Album Title: Cruising with Ruben & The Jets.

Producer(s): Frank Zappa.

Engineer(s): Dick Kunc.

Rarity & Background: Very Rare: this is on the other end of the scale to the debut ‘Freak Out’ album. That title in stereo is very rare but by the time this final original Verve album was issued, the mono format was fast becoming defunct and this is the rarest Mothers mono album of them all. The final two Verve titles were not commercially available in America in mono, just a handful of promotional label copies exist and they are near impossible to find. All versions of this classic Zappa album are fast becoming very elusive, this was not a big seller (even by Zappa standards). The demand for this record is now justifiably high because the standard CD versions of this album are simply TERRIBLE!! Since the invention of the CD format, none included the original sound and mix, instead it’s a mish-mash of overdubs with new bass and drum parts mixed into what’s left of the original master tape sound. When Frank got the rights back to his early albums, the stereo master tapes for Ruben (and the four-track ‘Money’) were badly damaged and could not be used to remaster them to CD. So ‘Money’ and ‘Ruben’ got the over-dub treatment with dire results, and that’s not putting too finer point on it. ‘Money’ was later reissued again, remastered from the original two-track masters with very pleasing results, sounding again more like it should. Ruben, alas was too far gone to be useable and until very recently, did not exist on CD with the original sound. In 2010, a US CD version of this was issued with the original sound, but only in stereo, I can only assume it was mastered from a vinyl record because written-off damaged mastertapes cannot suddenly be resurrected I would have thought? But still the ONLY way to hear the original mono sound on this fantastic album is via vinyl. The music is delivered in a different way and is hugely unlikely to ever be offered in it’s entirety on disc in this mode. Not only is the most elusive mono album in the Zappa catalogue, this copy still offers very fine sound even though the visual is down. I will rarely offer lower-grade albums, but as this does still offer very enjoyable audio sound, I will make an exception – it’s genuine scarcity also justifies it too. For the young Zappa fans out there reading this, if you have only heard this classic on CD for the past 25 years – throw them away and hear this album as it was made back in 1968. All the brilliant original pulsating percussion is present and the proper bass parts and they all can be heard to maximum advantage via this vintage record. Also included are repros the mega rare inserts (taken from the Old Masters boxed set) showing any listener how to do the Bop dance steps and how to comb and set a Jellyroll hairdo. The original inserts that came with a mere handful of the early US pressings and are ultra rare and seldom seen. These nifty inserts are well worth having, I have only ever seen originals once, way back in 1973 when I was still at school – I bought a second-hand copy from mail order company that had them inside – very regrettably, long since since gone, never to be seen again.

TRACK LIST:

Side 1: Cheap Thrills; Love of My Life; How Could I Be Such a Fool; Deseri; I’m Not Satisfied; Jelly Roll Gum Drop; Anything.

Side 2: Later That Night; You Didn’t Try to Call Me; Fountain of Love; No, No, No; Anyway the Winds Blows; Stuff Up the Cracks.

Label/Format: Verve – Original Black and silver format with rough textured surfaces and embossed ‘K T’ tax codes on side two. Both these fine characters show little rubbing or wear and can hopefully be seen on label scan. Both labels include the original ‘Sold in UK…’ text as can be seen.

Label Conditions: Both clean and attractive with less than moderate spindle marks that show little. A little mild chipping around the hole edge.

Cat Number: VLP 9237.

Mode / Speed: Mono / 33.3 rpm.

Warps: Assume all records I offer have no warping of any significance and all tracking is easy and effortless and should play on all turntables and even ‘budget’ decks.

Weight of this Record: 137 grams. A typical weight for this record.

Country of Manufacture: England.

Musicians: Frank Zappa - low grumbles, oo-wah and lead guitar; Ray Collins - lead vocals; Roy Estrada - high weazlings, dwaedy-doop and electric bass; Jimmy Carl Black and Arthur Dyre Tripp III - lewd pulsating rhythm; Ian Underwood - piano, saxes; Don Preston - piano; Bunk Gardner - saxes.

Original Year of Release: November 1968. [likely early 69 in the UK]

Matrix No: V 5055 A-1 / V 5055 B-1

Stamper Codes: 1 H / 2 M

Brief Artist & Album Info: Zappa’s album of retrospective nostalgia and one of his most personal. An album that went back to the doo-wop sound of the 1950s, the music of Frank’s youth he was so proudly fond of and enjoyed in his younger days. This doo-wop sound was so faithfully reconstructed, it fooled many critics and listeners at the time to who was actually playing the music. Zappa originally decided to record this with a deliberate low-fi, scratchy sound but decided against it. Instead, he used a compressed production to emphasise the mechanical nature of the music – it works perfectly. Ray Collins vocals rarely sounded better than on this amazing journey into the past. The Ruben parody still has elements of Mothers humour and fun, the balloon on the front cover states “is this the Mothers of Invention recording under a different name in a last ditch attempt to get their cruddy music on the radio”? – I would very much doubt whether much ever made it on the airwaves. As stated above, this copy is not pristine for visual, but does offer impressive sound with any degrading minimal with hardly any unwanted sounds. The record has numerous mainly light surface marks but no penetrating scratches – that being the significant factor. The cover front has quite a lot of creasing more seen with angled viewing. One moderate surface scuff (or tear) is seen on the back near the top where it appears someone has tried to remove some text in red, that apart, the back is very respectable. So clearly, this is not for the more discerning Zappa collector, but if the music if the important factor, this rare album should please. Not seen often, and when a genuine near mint one surfaces, they invariably (and justifiably) fetch vast prices. This my first for around four years as a mono original and if I had not got this in my own collection it would not even be offered. I think the inclusion of the repro inserts is a nice touch too, these are even rarer than the record if indeed they can ever be actually found these days.

Cover Grade and Format: NEAR VERY GOOD: the original (S)VLP covers were a single format, the gatefold non-laminates were reissued in 1971. This has a laminated front and three rear external flipbacks. This is the genuine original mono VLP cover, the stereo version has its own cover with its own unique SVLP cat. number. This was printed and made in England by Garrod & Lofthouse. The picture on the back is a very young Frank with pencil moustache.

Cover Front: The laminate retains fine shine, clarity and is little short of fully adhered – the main issue is creasing. Mostly around the edge areas there are half moons and moderate hairline type surface creases, and these are quite numerous. None too heavy and certainly way short of severe. Indeed with normal ‘flat’ viewing, they have modest visibility, but are seen more with angled viewing. There is one fairly mild scuff near the bottom edge, central area. Any dulling or friction rubs are few and light and overall, the superb artwork still shines through and can still be enjoyed with a fine degree of attractiveness.

Cover Back: The back panel on this cover rarely escapes browing and I have seldom seen them devoid of some. Well this one has little but has a little handling discolour near left edge. Mild toning traces also present on the same edge but these are pretty minor. The main issue is the attempted removal of a possible name or detail (in red) near the top edge. This has made a two inch scuff and represents the only real damage to this cover. The rest of the panel is again very respectable. The flipbacks are all solid but have some creasing, but clean with neat ends largely devoid of grime-lines. Note the top right has the VLP mono catalogue number.

Top & Bottom Edges: Both show little wear, odd minor surface graze or two. An ultra fine surface crack on the top centre shows little.

Right Edge(s), and Type: Clean, reasonably sharp with any thickening or burring slight and modest. Record enters on this vulnerable edge that appears untrimmed.

Spine and Text: Solid and still straight with small few surface cracks. The laminate clear and unpeeled and the text very close to as made with just one fine hairline crease clipping the ‘B’ in ‘RUBEN’.

Corners: All corners have remained quite neat with fine quite sharp shape retained. Any tip rubbing is very modest.

Cover Summary: Not for the more serious collector, but sometimes rarity means compromise and this is still a very respectable example of this mono cover. It will please many collectors needing this elusive album.

The Inserts: As stated a little ‘extra’ taken from the Old Masters Box One set. Great fun they are too and the originals are like mega rare – I have only ever seen them once before and that was many years ago. These kind of make this album appear ‘complete’. The record comes with a plain white inner, possibly not the original but very similar in style.

Vinyl Condition/Visual Grading: VERY GOOD (or close too): a clean record and still with fine shine but with numerous surface marks as stated further up. The lack of penetrating scratches is good news however and a bonus. So like the cover, not for the more discerning collectors who want their vinyl looking more new looking. This is simply being honest. With many records of this type totally trashed and unlistenable (or even playable), this is light years better than that. Clearly played and enjoyed several times, but the audio quality remains impressive, this being the most important factor I feel.

Album Played For Grading: Yes. [I play ALL records I offer before submitting to Ebay, also the record is played in its entirety unless clearly stated otherwise. I do NOT play snippets or joining grooves to check for sound quality and quietness – I play from the beginning to end via clinically revealing B&W speakers that include the legendary tweeter from their awesome Nautilus range that reveals every blemish or miniscule sound present on any record.]

Sound Quality and Audio Grading: This genuine original mono record plays above it’s visual grading with little to fault. The mono mix is still unique to vinyl and is likely to always be so in an official capacity. This offers mostly very clean and enjoyable sound with any degrading very low – this too being played on a highly revealing LP12 turntable for which this record was hardly designed. The marks are ignored and I noted no pops or significant clicks and tracking effortless. Being honest, the audio quality surprised me a little and I found myself enjoying this superb album to almost maximum potential. I simply cannot stand that 1984 and subsequent remixed and overdubbed CD versions and have not listened to it for years. All the original bass and drum parts are of course included here and nothing comes close. That amazing percussion throbs and pulsates throughout this recording – all missing on the pre-2010 CD versions that simply sounds ‘too modern’ and obviously ‘fake’. So not perfect, but still enjoyable and importantly it’s the real thing. Zappa’s idea to record this 50s pop parody was little short of inspired. One that again many fans will cherish and enjoy and I am still happy to recommend it to the right collectors.

End Piece: Few could have predicted the fourth Mothers of Invention record, the final original album they made on Verve, would have sounded like this. But clues for Zappa’s fondness of ‘Greasy Fifties Love Songs’ were on Freak Out! with a few of these songs included on that classic debut, albeit different versions. Ruben and the Jets in mono is for the connoisseur collector, this copy really rocks just like it should. With of course the original sound and mix – for those who have never heard it, well they have never heard it for real. Zappa produces an immaculate parody of the music from his younger days with astonishing authenticity, proving again what a versatile band the early Mothers were. This is genuinely getting hard to find, thus I have no qualms in offering one in less than perfect visual condition. With it’s unique single cover, repro inserts and overall fine mono sound, well worthy of consideration – SNAT! – bop bop bah bop bop bah.

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What You Get: To confirm to the strict Ebay rules on shipping, I must now send ALL my packets ‘Signed-For’ with NO exceptions. Both buyers and sellers want their packets to have a safer journey and this is not a bad thing.

I now offer the fastest possible posting, often the very next day after payment is received or within two to three days maximum (unless on holiday). I only use FIRST-CLASS Mail. The record’s cover will be placed within a BRAND NEW soft protective sleeve and the actual record will be professionally cleaned on my new VPI-17 Pro vacuum system to give ultimate clean grooves and playing surfaces and the best possible looks and ultimate sound quality. You will NOT get tired, dull looking, dust infested records inside worn and foggy covers with tatty inners from this seller and that’s a promise and guarantee. All records are posted in professional boxes (NOT Mailers, these do not offer any real protection). The record(s) are REMOVED from their main cover to avoid edge splits and placed within a brand new polylined inner. The record’s original inner will be included if available. The boxes are then reinforced with at least TWO, ULTRA THICK stiffeners for maximum extra protection – these are FOUR TIMES thicker than commercial stiffeners and are custom-made for oneadayrecords. Really rare and expensive albums will even be Double Boxed if deemed necessary and possible. When larger boxes are used, the thick record and stiffener ‘sandwich’ is then thickly embedded into bubble-wrap to bulk out the record inside the box to centre the item inside to reduce the risk of damage still further. Printed address labels are used for clarity as well as a sender label. Customers requests or special needs for P&P will be respected if at all possible but ‘Signed-For’ posting is NOT an option anymore. I do not profit on posting and the cost of this lavish packing is NOT even charged for, I offer probably the best-value and safest shipping possible for ultimate confidence. The boxes and ultra thick double-wall stiffeners and bubble wrap make a near impregnable fortress for safe shipping and this is used inland and overseas for ALL my records, not just the rare and expensive. I will invoice any winning bidder as soon as possible after the auction ends. My ‘loss’ or ‘damage rate’ is less than one in two thousand based on over 7,000+ items sold in nearly 10 years of Ebay trading and I consider that pretty exceptional. The only damage rate acceptable for this seller is ZERO and I think my packets will offer just that. It would take a vicious postman or postal service to damage these for sure. Even one of these stiffeners cannot be bent by hand, so what chance 3 or 4 inside a box? Oneadayrecords is a MAILER-FREE ZONE. I discount of course for multiple purchases with a maximum of FIVE records per box (one double can sometimes be included subject to total weight). I will not respond to questions on shipping costs as all the details are included here and on ALL of my adverts. Details below:

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My Use of Description Terminology: Surface Marks = Superficial, usually light marks, hairlines or light scuffs that rarely sound. Scratch = a needle mark that goes below the record’s surface, some will sound, some will not, my play-grade will inform. Original = a record that has been pressed with the first label design which does NOT necessarily mean a very first pressed record. First Pressing = A record that I believe or know to be a genuine very first pressed record. I do not claim to always know for sure, and that’s why I state the stamper and matrix numbers if at all possible, for those who claim to know what they all mean, the information is there for the collector to decide. I prefer to use terms like ‘Early Copy’ rather than ‘First Pressing’ if I am not totally sure. Surface Sound = Mild, light sound, usually light crackle or similar. Distortion = Break up of the actual sound caused by groove wear or damage from a chipped stylus – the most undesirable form of unwanted sound, vintage mono records were the most prone to this happening but not exclusively so. The symptoms of distortion are high frequency clipping, moderate constant crackle or an echo type sound quality. Violin, piano and vocals are most prone to groove-wear distortion. Feathering = Fraying or softening of the entry edge of a cover. Covers with feathered entrance edges are more likely to have had the actual record inserted and removed more than a non-feathered, sharp-edged cover which are always far more attractive. Set Off, actually a printer’s term for dark ink leaving mild residue on pale or white ink when rested upon. e.g. when a gatefold cover has black ink closed against white, this can leave some black residue on the pale area – this is mostly unavoidable or course.

The Argument for Vinyl Original sound and mix (mono mixes are rarely available on CD), high quality sound on clean copies (played on a hi-end dedicated analogue system – breathtaking sound!), beautiful, large format covers, artwork, inserts and even full size posters etc; huge investment potential, and the pleasure of owning ‘the real thing’.