ZAPPA MOTHERMANIA RARE WHITE LBL LP W/ 2 PG TRANSLATION

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THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - MOTHERMANIA - 12" VINYL RECORD LP - EARLY MOTHERS OF INVENTION COMPILATION - INCLUDES A XEROX COPY OF A  TYPED 2 PAGE TRANSLATION FROM GERMAN TO ENGLISH OF THE GERMAN NEWSPAPER ARTICLE THAT'S PRINTED ON THE BACK COVER - MGM RECORDS - VERVE WHITE LABEL - V6-5068X.

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT THE HELL THAT GERMAN NEWSPAPER ARTICLE THAT THOSE MORONS PRINTED ON THE BACK COVER OF THE MOTHERMANIA LP REALLY SAYS?  WELL NOT ONLY IS THIS THE ULTRA RARE WHITE LABEL PRESSING OF THIS LP, BUT I'VE SPARED NO EXPENSE AND AM INCLUDING A 2 PAGE XEROX COPY, WHICH IS THE TRANSLATION INTO ENGLISH FROM GERMAN OF WHAT THE BACK COVER REALLY SAYS. THE TITLE OF THE ARTICLE IN ENGLISH IS " THE TOYS ARE ALL BROKEN " BY HELMUT KOPETZKY. THIS XEROX COPY WAS SENT TO ME A LONG TIME AGO BY A FORMER OF THE HITLER YOUTH AND NOW A ZAPPA FAN THAT RESIDES IN GERMANY. OF COURSE IF YOU KNOW HOW TO READ GERMAN YOU WON'T NEED THIS TRANSLATION, AND IF THAT'S THE CASE YOU COULD ALWAYS USE THE 2 PAGE TRANSLATION TO WIPE YOUR BIG BEHIND BUT YOU STILL MIGHT WANT TO ADD THIS VERY RARE WHITE LABEL RECORD TO YOUR OLLECTION, YOU KNOW, YOU COULD PUT IT ON YOUR SHELF NEXT TO YOUR WAGNER. WHY THEY EVER PRINTED A GERMAN NEWSPAPER ARTICLE ON THE ACK OF A RECORD THAT WAS RELEASED IN THE USA IS ANYBODY'S GUESS. PROBABLY SOME SECRET NAZI PLOT OR SOMETHING.

THE CARDBOARD GATEFOLD COVER IS MADE OUT OF HEAVY CARDBOARD. IT HAS A SMALL LIGHT SCUFF ON THE FRONT, BUT NO RING WEAR. VERY LITTLE WEAR INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD AND ON THE BACK COVER. SOME HIGH QULITY CARDBOARD WAS USED TO MAKE THIS COVER FOLKS AND AS A RESULT, IT STILL LOOKS NICE TODAY.

BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD HAVE SOME LIGHT SURFACE MARKS. MANY OF WHICH YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE TO SEE UNLESS YOU MOVE THE RECORD AROUND LIKE AN IDIOT UNDER A PAIR OF 100 WATT LIGHT BULBS. BASICALLY MOST BUNGHOLE SELLERS WOULD CALL THIS RECORD NEAR MINT. BUT I'LL CALL IT A COMFORTABLE VG+, YOU'LL LOVE THIS RECORD AND THINK THAT I'M THE BEST SELLER THAT YOU'VE EVER DONE ANY BUSINESS WITH, AND YOU'LL BE RIGHT. THE RECORD COMES WITH A COLLECTORS TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE AND A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE TO ENSURE THAT THE COVER DOESN'T CATCH ANY UNWANTED DISEASES.

PAYMENT BY PAYPAL OR MONEY ORDER IN US DOLLARS.

PAYMENT MUST BE RECEIVED WITHIN 10 DAYS OF PURCHASE DATE. FORMER NAZIS THAT CLAIM THEY WERE NOT INVOLVED IN WAR CRIMES, MUST FIRST PROVE THAT THEY WERE ONLY FOLLOWING ORDERS BEFORE BEING ALLOWED TO BID ON MY ITEMS.

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ARE YOU JUST SOME FORMER NAZI PARTY MEMBER WHO LIKES TO FOLLOW ORDERS AND NOW WANTS TO COLLECT ZAPPA ITEMS? OK, ACHTUNG YOU SWINE, YOU WILL GO TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE IMMEDIATELY AND CLICK ON SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. YOU WILL THEN FIND SOME INCREDIBLE ZAPPA ITEMS AND YOU WILL BUY THEM, THEN YOU WILL PAY. NO MARKS, JUST US DOLLARS, DO YOU UNDERSTAND HERR PECKERWOOD? I HOPE THAT I HAVE MADE MYSELF PERFECTLY CLEAR. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?