ZAPPA MOTHERS OF INVENTION AUSTRALIA MONO ABSOLUTELY FREE LP DIF CVR W/ LIBRETTO

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1967 - THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - ABSOLUTELY FREE - AUSTRALIAN MONO LP LIMITED EDITION REISSUE - - IN AUSTRALIA ABSOLUTELY FREE WAS RELEASED WITH A DIFFERENT NON-FOLDOUT ALBUM COVER IN MONO AND STEREO. THIS IS THE RARE MONO VERSION REISSUED - I REMEMBER SELLING A COUPLE OF ORIGINAL COPIES OF THIS LP FOR HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS, AND IT'S GREAT THAT THEY REISSUED IT - I WAS KINDA' SURPRISED TOO - I PURCHASED THIS RECORD AND PLAYED IT ONCE - ALSO, UNLIKE SOME RECENT FRANK ZAPPA VINYL RELEASES, THIS ONE HASN'T SURFACED IN HUNDREDS FOR SALE - IT'S MADE REALLY WELL AND THERE'S NO WRITTEN OR TYPED LIMITED EDITION NUMBER ON IT - I'LL TELL YA', IT'S EXACTLY LIKE THE 1967 ORIGINAL, AND I BET THAT IF SOMEBODY WERE TO BEAT IT UP A LITTLE IT COULD BE SOLD FOR AN ORIGINAL - BOOSEY & HAWKES PRINTED ON LABEL - VERVE RECORDS SILVER LABEL - V-5013 - BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE, BECAUSE I'M INCLUDING, OK, OK, YOU GUESSED IT, ABSOLUTELY FREE A COPY OF THE MAIL ORDER IN 1967 ONLY ABSOLUTELY FREE LIBRETTO THAT HAD NOT BEEN INCLUDED EVEN IN THIS REISSUE - IT HAS ALL OF THE WORDS TO THE SONGS IN THERE - SO NOW YOU CAN SING ALONG WITH THE RECORD, BUT UNLIKE YOUR SLOBBERING DRUNK FRIENDS ACTUALLY SING THE LYRICS CORRECTLY AT YOUR NEXT BONGO PARTY OR WEENY ROAST - SO CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS - OK LARRY? 

SIDE 1 ABSOLUTELY FREE POOTS FORTH: PLASTIC PEOPLE - THE DUKE OF PRUNES - AMNESIA VIVACE - THE DUKE REGAINS HIS CHOPS - CALL ANY VEGETABLE - INVOCATION & RITUAL DANCE OF THE YOUNG PUMPKIN - SOFT-SELL CONCLUSION & ENDING OF SIDE 1.

SIDE 2 THE M.O.I. AMERICAN PAGEANT OOZES OUT: AMERICA DRINKS - STATUS BACK BABY - UNCLE BERNIE'S FARM - SON OF SUZY CREAMCHEESE - BROWN SHOES DON'T MAKE IT - AMERICA DRINKS AND GOES HOME.

HERE'S THE DEAL: I PURCHASED THIS RECORD FROM OUTSIDE OF THE U.S.A. BRAND NEW. THEY DON'T SEAL RECORDS IN AUSTRALIA LIKE THEY DID HERE IN THE U.S.A. AND IT ARRIVED IN EXCELLENT CONDITION. MINT. I PLAYED IT ONCE, THEN REPLACED THE ORIGINAL PAPER INNER SLEEVE WITH A HIGH QUALITY TYPE OF COLLECTOR'S INNER SLEEVE, PUT THE ORIGINAL PLAIN WHITE PAPER INNER SLEEVE BACK INSIDE OF THE ALBUM COVER , THEN PUT A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE OVER THE ALBUM COVER AND SLID THE RECORD INSIDE OF THE COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE INSIDE IN THE BACK. . SO WHAT YOU'RE GETTING HERE IS A NEAR MINT ALBUM COVER AND LP THAT'S BEEN PLAYED ONLY ONCE. ACTUALLY, IN MY OPINION HAVING AN LP WHICH WAS PLAYED ONCE, UNLESS THE LP WAS ORIGINALLY SEALED IS FAR BETTER THAN GETTING AN LP THAT'S SAID TO BE UN-PLAYED. I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE THAT EVEN SOME NEW RECORDS SOMETIMES HAVE DEFECTS. THIS ONE PLAYED PERFECT AND SOUNDED GREAT. A TRUE MONO PRESSING EVEN IF IT'S A REISSUE, WHICH IN A WAY IS BETTER TOO. NOT TOO MANY MONO LPS ARE EVER REISSUED. BESIDES, YOU'RE GETTING A LIBRETTO COPY ABSOLUTELY FREE. SEE PHOTOS. OK LARRY? 

YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS ITEM WHEN YOU PURCHASE IT. I'LL TELL YA' FOLKS, THOSE MISERABLE EXCUSES WERE GETTING KINDA' OLD SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: "WHILE REMOVING MY PANTS IN THE RESTROOM AT THE LOCAL BUS STATION, THE SENATOR ACCIDENTALLY PUSHED MY PANTS INTO THE TOILET AND MY WALLET GOT FLUSHED","MY MISTRESS SAYS THAT I'M BECOMING MORE OF A FOUL OAF EVEN AFTER ALL OF THE PUNISHMENT SESSIONS, THERE-FORE, I'LL NEED THE EXTRA MONEY THAT I HAD BEEN PLANNING TO USE BUYING THIS ITEM AND WILL HAVE TO GIVE IT TO HER, SO THAT MY SESSIONS OF BENDING OVER WHILE REMOVING THOSE RUBBER PANTS THAT I'M FORCED TO WEAR AND GETTING MY ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS BEAT WITH A COPY OF ROLLING STONE CAN INCREASE","MY WIFE FINALLY GOT TIRED OF STICKING MY BALLS IN A VICE EVERY TIME THAT I HAD PURCHASED ANOTHER MOTHERS OF INVENTION RECORD, SO SHE FINALLY LEFT AND TOOK MY BALLS WITH HER. NOW I'LL NEED THE MONEY TO GO BUY A SET OF NEW BALLS ". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE STUPID EXCUSES ARE TRUE.

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CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, STEVE VAI , TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER PLUS I'VE ADDED MANY OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK BANDS SUCH AS CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, JETHRO TULL AND OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE; SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY WHERE THE MUFFINS ARE ALWAYS FRESH AND JUST MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO REMOVING THEIR ROSETTAS FOR A GEEZER SUCH AS YOURSELF. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?