ZAPPA ONE SIZE FITS ALL JAPAN LP DISCREET WLP OBI & INS

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FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - ONE SIZE FITS ALL - 12" VINYL RECORD LP - NON GATEFOLD COVER - WITH A JAPANESE 4 PAGE LYRIC SHEET INSERT, AN OBI [ OUTER BAND ], PROMO STICKER ON THE FRONT COVER - MANUFACTURED IN JAPAN AND PRESSED ON THE DISCREET RECORDS LABEL - DISCREET - P-100450.

HERE IT IS FOLKS IN IT'S COMPLETE SPLENDOR, MANUFACTURED IN JAPAN WITH MUCH MORE QUALITY THAN THEY MADE RECORDS VIRTUALLY ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD AT THAT TIME AND IT'S A WHITE LABEL PROMO. WHICH MEANS NOT ONLY IS IT MUCH MORE RARE THAN THE JAPANESE STOCK COPY [ HOW MANY RADIO STATIONS DO YOU THINK THAT THEY HAD IN JAPAN AT THE TIME TO SEND THESE PROMO LPS TO? ], BUT BEING A WHITE LABEL PROMO IT ALSO MEANS THAT IT WAS PRESSED FROM THE METAL MOTHER VERY EARLY IN THE PRESSING PROCESS WHICH AGAIN IN TURN MEANS THAT THE RECORDING QUALITY IS MUCH BETTER ON THIS PROMO COPY THAN ON THE REGULAR STOCK COPY AND IN JAPAN THE QUALITY CONTROL FOR PRESSINGS WAS SO GOOD ANYWAY THAT YOU CAN EXPECT INCREDIBLE AUDIOPHILE QUALITY SOUND WHICH YOU HAVE COME TO EXPECT FROM JAPANESE PRESSINGS IN GENERAL AND WHICH YOU WILL CERTAINLY FIND ON THIS RECORD.

THE HEAVY CARDBOARD NON FOLDOUT COVER HAS A WHITE PROMO SAMPLE STICKER STUCK ON THE UPPER RIGHT HAND SIDE OF THE COVER NEAR THE CORNER. THE COVER IS BEAUTIFUL, NEAR MINT, THE OBI HAS A TINY WRINKLE ON THE LEFT SIDE NEAR THE BOTTOM ON THE FRONT, STILL LOOKS GREAT AND SUPER RARE.

THIS RECORD COMES WITH A 4 PAGE LYRIC SHEET [ COUNTING FRONT & BACK ] AND ALSO IS NEAR MINT. HAS THE LYRICS IN ENGLISH PRINTED ON ONE SIDE WITH ALL OF THE OTHER RECORD INFORMATION, CREDITS, [ ETC. ],  AND WHAT I ASSUME ARE THE LYRICS PRINTED IN JAPANESE ON THE OTHER SIDE ALONG WITH PICTURES OF PREVIOUS ZAPPA / MOTHERS OF INVENTION ALBUMS THAT WERE RELEASED IN JAPAN AND A DRAWING OF A HAND HOLDING A PHOTO OF FRANK ZAPPA WITH FRANK ZAPPA & THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION DISCOGRAPHY PRINTED ON IT.

THE VINYL RECORD LP IS IN NEAR MINT CONDITION, ACTUALLY THERE ARE NO MARKS OR SCUFFS THAT I COULD SEE ON EITHER SIDE OF THE VINYL WHILE LOOKING AT THEM UNDER A 100 WATT LIGHT BULB. YOU WON'T FIND THIS RECORD IN BETTER CONDITION BECAUSE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, HEY, YOU MIGHT NEVER FIND ANOTHER ONE IN ANY CONDITION. BEAUTIFUL WHITE PROMO LABELS TOO. THE RECORD COMES IN A COLLECTORS TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE AND AS IF THAT WERN'T ENOUGH, A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE WILL ALSO BE INCLUDED, THIS RECORD DESERVES IT.

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PAYMENT MUST BE RECEIVED WITHIN 10 DAYS OF AUCTION END OR MY ONE SIZE OF FOOT WILL FIT IN ALL SIZES OF YO' MISERABLE GALOOTEMUS MAXOOMUS.

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