1963 ROTATIONS HEAVIES / THE CRUNCHER 7" PROD FRANK ZAPPA PAL STUDIOS PAUL BUFF

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AUGUST 1963 - THE ROTATIONS - HEAVIES / THE CRUNCHER - 7" VINYL RECORD - 45 RPM SINGLE - INCLUDES THE ORIGINAL SOUND PAPER SLEEVE - BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD WERE PRODUCED BY FRANK ZAPPA AT PAL STUDIOS IN CUCAMONGA, CALIFORNIA - SOON TO BECOME THE INFAMOUS STUDIO Z AFTER FRANK PURCHASED IT FROM PAUL BUFF AND IT GOT RAIDED BY THE LOCAL CUCAMONGA HEAT, DUE TO FRANK PRODUCING A PORNOGRAPHIC AUDIO TAPE IN THERE WITH A CERTAIN MISS BELCHER - AS A RESULT OF THIS BUST FRANK SPENT 8 DAYS IN TANK C AT THE SAN BER'DINO COUNTY JAIL - THE INTRO OF "HEAVIES" APPEARED DURING THE TRACK "NASAL RETENTIVE CALLIOPE MUSIC" ON THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION ALBUM "WE'RE ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY" - ORIGINAL SOUND SILVER LETTERING AND BLACK LABEL - OS 41 - CHECK OUT DEM PHOTOS - OK LARRY?   

BOTH SIDES OF THE SINGLE PLAY GOOD AND LOUD WITH SOME SURFACE NOISE OF COURSE THAT DOESN'T OVERPOWER THE MUSIC AT ALL. JUST LIKE A 51 YEAR OLD SURF SINGLE USUALLY SOUNDS. WHEN I MOVED BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD AROUND UNDER A 100 WATT LIGHT BULB, YES THERE ARE SCUFFS / SURFACE MARKS, BUT NONE ARE DEEP GROOVE SCRATCHES. SO ABSOLUTELY NO CLICKS, NO POPS AND NO SKIPS. LABELS LOOK NICE. THE ORIGINAL PAPER SLEEVE HAS YELLOWING, TEARS, SCURVY, MALARIA, THE BENDS,THE CLAP AS WELL AS SEVERAL OTHER UNPRONOUNCEABLE DISEASES . BUT FEAR NOT, BECAUSE I AM NOT ONLY PROVIDING A HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF SLEEVE, BUT ALSO INCLUDED IS A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE THAT WILL ACT AS A CONDOM TO PROTECT YOUR RECORD FROM THE AFORE-MENTIONED IMAGINARY CRUD. OK LARRY? 

PAYMENT BY PAYPAL ONLY.

SIMPLY PAY WHEN YOU PURCHASE THE ITEM. SO NO LONGER WILL I GET TO HEAR DEM STINKIN' EXCUSES SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: "I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT THIS WAS A VINYL SINGLE. THE LAST ONE THAT I PURCHASED GOT DAMAGED WHEN I TRIED TO CRAM IT INTO MY CD PLAYER",  I THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS RICCARDO ZAPPA. ISN'T FRANK ZAPPA THAT GUY WHO WAS KNOWN TO SIT ON TOILETS OR SOMETHIN'?", "AFTER CONSULTING WITH MY WIFE WHO SAID THAT SHE WAS GOING TO STICK MY BALLS IN A VICE IF I PURCHASED JUST ONE MORE FRANK ZAPPA RELATED ITEM, I DECIDED TO PLAY IT SMART N' BUY AN APRON, MOP AND BROOM FOR ME TO USE INSTEAD". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE MISERABLE EXCUSES ARE TRUE. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE AND CERTAIN TRANSACTIONS. HOWEVER, IF YOU WANNA DISCOVER IF YOU AND YOUR TRANSACTION QUALIFY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, I LIKE TO MAKE IT A BIG HASSLE AND FORCE PEOPLE TO READ THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALITY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, A PERSON NEEDS TO MEET AND / OR EXCEED ALL OF THE FOLLOWING ANNOYING REQUIREMENTS: . YOU NEED TO HAVE PURCHASED MORE THAN ONE ITEM FROM ME, NOT ONE ITEM FROM ME, AND A HELEN REDDY ALBUM FROM SOME WOMAN NAMED JOE. . YOU NEED TO HAVE PAID FOR THOSE ITEMS WITH A PAYMENT RECEIVED BY ME, NOT ONE PAYMENT FOR ONE ITEM MADE TO ME, AND THEN YOU GO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR MONEY ON A QUARTER POUND CATTLE-BURGER WITH CHEESE AND A LARGE ORDER OF GREASY FRIES AT FAT BOY'S BURGER RANCH. . YOU MUST NOT BE NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND MUST PROMISE THAT IN THE FUTURE NEVER TO BE: CAUGHT SLOBBERING DRUNK AT THE PALOMINO, AS A RESULT RECEIVING UP TO, AND INCLUDING 30 DAYS IN SAN BER'DINO. . NUISANCE . DILLHOLE OR DILLWEED. . LARRY'S MOTHER. THE GUY WHO RECENTLY HAD THE UNMITIGATED AUDACITY TO TELL ME THAT HE WAS OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS, AND THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. .

FREE FIRST CLASS MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA. THAT'S RIGHT, YOU'VE HEARD RIGHT, ABSOLUTELY FREE PACKED IN A BOX, NOT WRAPPED IN A BROWN GROCERY BAG SHIPPING.

$10.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$15.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. , VULGARIA, THE RIPOFF REPUBLIC OR THE PILFER ISLANDS }.

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY, CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, STEVE VAI , TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , THE GTO'S , PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND,BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, JETHRO TULL, PINK FLOYD, JIMI HENDRIX, KING CRIMSON. ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, THE TUBES, NEKTAR AND VARIOUS OTHER ARTISTS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?