1967 CAPTAIN BEEFHEART SAFE AS MILK ORIGINAL LP WITH BUMPER STICKER FRANK ZAPPA

$

325

1967 - CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND - SAFE AS MILK - THIS IS THE ORIGINAL FIRST U.S.A. STEREO PRESSING 12" VINYL RECORD LP - THIS 1ST PRESSING WAS ISSUED IN A COOL PRINTED ARTWORK PAPER INNER SLEEVE AND INCLUDED A BUMPER STICKER - BOTH ARE INCLUDED HERE AND THE STICKER IS UNUSED, STILL HAS THE ORIGINAL BACKING -BUDDAH RECORDS RED LABEL - BDS 5001 A/B - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS WHICH JUST AS A SQUID EATING DOUGH IN A POLYETHYLENE BAG CAN BE ENLARGED - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS, READ THE DESCRIPTIONS AFTER YOU SCROLL PAST MY BRIEF PROMO CRUD BELOW AND BUY IT NOW, BEFORE SOME POTATO HEAD IN IDAHO GETS IT

HAVE YOU OR SOME OAF TO BE NAMED LATER, GOT BITTEN ON YOUR CAVERNOUS BUTTOCKS BY AN IMAGINARY POODLE DOG NAMED FRENCHY AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON FELT COMPELLED TO OWN EVERY FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEM KNOWN TO MANKIND? WELL AS STRANGE AS IT MIGHT SOUND, IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME AND SOME PEOPLE DON'T EVEN KNOW IT. THAT'S BECAUSE THAT HORRIBLE POODLE IS KINDA' LIKE PUP TENTACLE, IT MOVES AROUND FROM NOW THEN BACK TO LATER ON AND WAY BACK WHEN WITHOUT MOST PEOPLE NOTICING IT. SO IF YOU WAKE UP WITH A PAIN IN YOUR ASS AND YOU WENT TO BED ALONE THE NIGHT BEFORE, CHANCES ARE IT HAPPENED TO YOU. SPECIALLY IF YOU BEGIN LOOKING FRANTICALLY TO FIND SOME ZAPPA WHILE SERIOUSLY CONTEMPLATING CHANGING YOUR NAME TO LARRY. FORTUNATELY FOR YOU THOUGH BLESSED RELIEF IS EASY TO OBTAIN. JUST INSERT YOUR POODLE CHEWED BUTTOCKS INTO MY EBAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY AND GET A LITTLE. YOU'LL LAY AROUND NIGHTS SAYING THANK YOU REV. OK LARRY?  

SIDE A CONTAINS: SURE 'NUFF 'N YES I DO - ZIG ZAG WANDERER - CALL ON ME - DROPOUT BOOGIE - I'M GLAD - ELECTRICITY.

SIDE B CONTAINS: YELLOW BRICK ROAD - ABBA ZABA - PLASTIC FACTORY - WHERE THERE'S WOMAN - GROWN SO UGLY - AUTUMN'S CHILD.

THE RECORD LOOKS AND PLAYS NICE. A TINY BIT OF SURFACE NOISE AS MIGHT BE EXPECTED ON A 52 YEAR OLD LP. I USE A MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE. ABSOLUTELY NO SCRATCHES. A FEW LIGHT SCUFFS. IT'S A NICE LOOKING RECORD. THE ALBUM COVER HAS SPINE AND SEAN SPLITS AS WELL AS RING WEAR AND YELLOWING. THE ORIGINAL PAPER INNER SLEEVE HAS A SEAM SPLIT IN THE CENTER OF TWO SEAMS, BUT YOU WON'T NEED TO RE-USE IT AS THE RECORD NOT ONLY COMES IN A HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE, BUT ALSO A BRAND NEW SEPARATE GENERIC WHITE CARDBOARD JACKET. THE BUMPER STICKER IS UNUSED AND PRETTY NICE. A LITTLE YELLOWING AND THEY ALL HAD THAT FOLD TO MAKE THEM FIT WITH THE ALBUM COVER. CHECK OUT ALL THE PHOTOS. 

FREE PRIORITY MAIL SHIPPING IN THE U.S.A.

HERE'S THE DEAL ABOUT INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING: I DON'T USE THE GLOBAL SHIPPING PROGRAM, WHICH MEANS I FILL OUT THE CUSTOMS FORMS OUT MYSELF. THAT COULD JUST MEAN THAT THE GOVERNMENT, KING, QUEEN, STRONGMAN, DICTATOR / TYRANT IN YOUR COUNTRY MIGHT NOT DEMAND THAT YOU PAY SOME OUTRAGEOUS IMPORT FEE,WITH FAILURE TO NOT PAY RESULTING IN SOME GUYS SHOWING UP WEARING TRENCH COATS AND  SUNGLASSES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, TO DRAG YOU AWAY SCREAMING FOR A RIDE ON THE IRON SAUSAGE. 

$17.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO THE GREAT WHITE NORTH.

$24.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING WITH A TRACKING NUMBER TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD WHERE I AM STILL WILLING TO SHIP. 

ABSOLUTELY NO MORE SALES TO FRANCE, RUSSIA, ITALY, SWINELAND, VULGARIA, MOLDAVIA, THE UNITED FEDERATION OF CHISELERS, , SLOBVARIA, THE RIPOFF REPUBLIC AND THE PILFER ISLANDS }.