1968 MOTHERS ONLY IN IT FOR $$$$$ -AUSTRALIA- SINGLE COVER LP IS CRACKED ZAPPA

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1968 - THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - WE'RE ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY - RARE AUSTRALIAN SINGLE DIFFERENT ALBUM COVER - MADE BY BOOSEY & HAWKES IN AUSTRALIA - VERVE RECORDS - V6-5045. LIKE I WROTE UP THERE SOME FAT GUY NAMED LARRY WADDLED OVER HERE AND SAT ON MY RECORD CRACKING IT. SO THE RECORD IS CRACKED AND WON'T PLAY. SO I'M SELLING IT AS IS, NO RETURNS AND AM NOT RESPONSIBLE IF SOMEBODY DAMAGES THEIR STYLUS TRYING TO PLAY IT. I HAD THOUGHT ABOUT TRYING TO GLUE IT TOGETHER WHICH WOULD BE EQUALLY STUPID. IT'S NOT COMPLETLY SPLIT IN TWO PIECES, SO SOMEBODY WOULD HAVE TO BREAK IT APART I THINK TO TRY SUPER GLUING IT TOGETHER WITHOUT GETTING ANY GLUE ON THE RECORD SURFACE. ANYWAY IT PROBABLY WOULDN'T WORK ANYWAY. BUT I'LL TELL YA', IF THE RECORD WASN'T CRACKED THIS ALBUM WOULD SELL FOR LOTS OF $$$. I FORGOT HOW MUCH I GOT FOR ONE 15 OR 20 YEARS AGO. OVER $300 AND THESE DAYS SOMEBODY COULD PROBABLY SQUEEZE A LOT MORE OUTTA IT. I SAW SOMEBODY IN AUSTRLIA ACTUALLY SELLING JUST THE RECORD AROUND 6 MONTHS AGO WITHOUT THE COVER AND THOUGHT ABOUT BIDDING. BUT IT SOLD FOR A FEW HUNDRED, SO THE COVER ALONE GOTTA BE WORTH $35 IF NOT MORE. ALSO LARRY DIDN'T SIT ON THE COVER AND IT'S PRETTY COOL. LAMINATED ON ONE ONE IS HAS SOME RING WEAR. NO SEAM SPLITS. THE LABELS AREN'T TORN EITHER. CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS. HERE'S AN UPDATE: THERE WAS ONE LISTED TODAY WITHOUT A CRACK FROM A SELLER IN AUSTRALIA FOR $516.25 PLUS $29.71 FOR SHIPPING TO THE USA. SO IF YOU WANT ONE WITHOUT A CRACK BUY THAT ONE. 

PUMP NOT THE LOAF OF THY NEIGHBOR'S OAF NOR CHOKE THY BROTHER'S CHICKEN. REV 21. HEY NOW, SPEAKING OF LOAVES, HAVE YOU INSERTED YOUR BUTTOCKS INTO MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY LATELY? WELL TIME IS OF AFFLICTION AND YOU'RE BECOMING MORE DECREPIT EVEN AS I WRITE. SO YEZ JUST MIGHT WANNA CHECK OUT MY E-BAY STORE SOON BEFORE YEZ BITE THE BIG ONE. THEN ONE DAY WHEN YOU'RE GETTING READY TO CROAK YEZ CAN TELL YOUR GREAT GRANDCHILDREN; WHAT? HEY, WADDA YEZ BOTHERING ME FOR ANYWAY? CAN'T YEZ SEE I'M CROAKING HERE? EH, WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY LARRY? OH YEAH, YEAH, I'VE BEEN 'ROUND ALMOST SINCE THE TIME OF THE PYRAMIDS AND DID ACTUALLY BUY SOMETHING A LONG TIME AGO FROM THE LEGENDARY REV. A. WEST, WHICH GOT ME ALL WET WITH EXCITEMENT. I MEAN WHY DO YEZ THINK I NAMED ALL O' YOUR MISERABLE BEHINDS LARRY?  

FREE MEDIA MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA..

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$30.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO AUSTRALIA.

$28.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. 

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND THE MAGIC BAND, STEVE VAI , TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY  "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YEZ COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BUBBLE PUPPY, BULL ANGUS, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, KING CRIMSON, PINK FLOYD, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, THE TUBES, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, NEKTAR AND VARIOUS OTHER ARTISTS.

HEY JOE, DOES YOUR WIFE / GIRLFRIEND AND OR MISTRESS, LOOK LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN AN INDUSTRIAL VACUUM CLEANER AND A CHROME PLATED PIGGY BANK WITH MARITAL AIDS STUCK ALL OVER IT'S BODY? OF COURSE SHE DOES MY SON, BUT JUST SUCK IT UP AND DON'T BECOME A HEAD JOB. HEY, I'VE GOT IT, JUST BLOW RIGHT ON UP TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE AND VISIT MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION IS ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?