1968 WILD MAN FISCHER MERRY-GO-ROUND / CIRCLE W/ FRANK ZAPPA GUITAR STOCK 45 RPM

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SAID TO HAVE BEEN RELEASED ON OCTOBER 9TH 1968 - WILD MAN FISCHER - MERRY-GO-ROUND / CIRCLE - THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST RARE WILD MAN FISCHER SINGLE, MUCH MORE RARE THAN THE PROMO COPY AS THIS IS THE REGULAR STOCK COPY - INCLUDES THE ORIGINAL WARNER BROS. / REPRISE RECORDS PAPER INNER SLEEVE - DOWN THERE SOMEWHERE - ALSO IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING THIS IS A U.S.A. PRESSING 7" VINYL RECORD - 45 RPM SINGLE AND EVEN THOUGH IN THE PHOTOS IT MIGHT LOOK LIKE IT MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET INSERTED INTO A CD PLAYER, ANY ATTEMPT BY SOME OAF TO CRAM IT INTO A CD PLAYER WOULD MOST LIKELY ADVERSELY AFFECT ANY FUTURE PERFORMANCE AND JUST MIGHT CREATE UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER BY YOUR FAMILY, FRIENDS, NEIGHBORS, CO-WORKERS, MISTRESS OR ANYBODY ELSE WHO JUST MIGHT HAVE BEEN HANGING AROUND - REPRISE TAN STEAMBOAT / BIZARRE RECORDS LOGO LABEL - 0781- TAKE A LOOK AT THE PHOTOS WHICH ARE THE PHOTOS OF THE ACTUAL ITEM SOME LUCKY WIENER WILL RECEIVE, AND FEAR NOT BECAUSE ABSOLUTELY NO PHOTOS OF ANY VOLUPTUOUS VIXEN'S FIRM UPLIFTED MAMMALIAN PROTUBERANCES HAVE BEEN ADDED IN SOME BLATANT ATTEMPT TO MAKE THIS ITEM APPEAR MORE INTERESTING THAN IT ALREADY IS AND THERE-BY SPARING ME THE FALSE ACCUSATIONS OF CREATING HAIRY PALMS OR SOMETHING BY FOOLISH YOUNG CONSUMERS - ALSO READ THE FULL DETAILED DESCRIPTION OF THE ITEM DOWN THERE SOMEWHERE - OK LARRY?

DOWN THERE SOMEWHERE ;

SINCE I FEEL IT'S MY DUTY TO INFORM YOU, ALTHOUGH THE OFFICIAL RELEASE DATE IS STATED EVERYWHERE AS OCTOBER 9TH 1968, THE WILD MAN FISCHER " AN EVENING WITH WILD MAN FISCHER " 2 LP SET WAS RELEASED BY FRANK ON MAY 28TH 1968 ON FRANK'S BIZARRE RECORDS BLUE LABEL HERE IN THE U.S.A. AND THE REPRISE RECORDS TRI-COLOR LABEL IN THE U.K. THIS IS A U.S.A, PRESSING AND THAT'S NOT THE POINT, THE POINT IS THAT HAD THIS SINGLE INDEED BEEN RELEASED IN OCTOBER 1968 THAT WAS STILL WHEN FRANK WAS UNDER CONTRACT WITH MGM VERVE . SHORTLY THERE-AFTER FRANK STARTED TO NEGOTIATE A DEAL FOR THEM TO RELEASE HIS CRUDDY MUSIC ON HIS STRAIGHT / BIZARRE RECORDS LABEL. THE RESULT OF THIS QUICK RECORD COMPANY CHANGE CAN BE SEEN IN THE U.K. WITH UNCLE MEAT AND THE LENNY BRUCE ALBUM BOTH BEING RELEASED ON THE TRANSATLANTIC RECORDS LABEL AT FIRST BECAUSE WARNER BROS. WEREN'T READY TO PRESS HIS STUFF ON THEIR OWN LABEL AND THE MOTHERS TOURED EUROPE AND THE U.K. IN 1969. SO MORE LIKELY THIS SINGLE WAS RELEASED SOMETIME IN 1969 BUT NOT AS LATE AS OCTOBER. . OK LARRY?

BOTH SIDES PLAYED GREAT WHEN I PLAYED IT ON MY DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE AND REVEALS WHAT'S REALLY RECORDED ON ANY RECORD.THERE'S SOME ULTRA LIGHT SCUFFS ON BOTH SIDES BUT NOTHING DEEP GROOVE. PLAYS BETTER THAN YOU'D EXPECT A 45 YEAR OLD SINGLE TO PLAY EVEN IF IT'S ONLY 44 YEARS OLD. . COMES WITH THE ORIGINAL WARNER BROS. / REPRISE RECORDS PRINTED PAPER SLEEVE WHICH HAS SOME CREASES AND SEAM SPLITS. SO YOU'LL BE THRILLED AND DELIGHTED TO HEAR THAT NOW THIS SINGLE COMES IN A COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF HIGH QUALITY SLEEVE. BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE, BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.

I'LL TELL YA, YOU JUST MIGHT WANNA BID ON THIS RECORD FIRST, THEN YOU CAN READ SOME OF THE ANSWERS TO A FEW OF THE RECENT QUESTIONS THAT I'VE RECEIVED WHICH HAD BEEN FESTERING IN THE MINDS OF FOOLISH YOUNG CONSUMERS:

ARE YOU REALLY REV. A. WEST, THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA AND RELATED SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND?

OF COURSE I AM MY SON.

IF I BUY ONE OF YOUR RARE AND EXCITING ITEMS, BUT LATER THAT SAME DAY MY BOSS AT ST. ALPHONSO'S PANCAKE HOUSE FIRES ME TELLING ME THAT THE REASON FOR MY TERMINATION IS THAT I'M A FAT LAZY OAF WHO ATE THE PROFITS. DO I STILL NEED TO PAY FOR THE ITEM?

OF COURSE YOU DO MY SON.

SEVERAL WEEKS AGO MY WIFE TOLD ME THAT IF I PURCHASE JUST ONE MORE ZAPPA OR RELATED RECORD SHE'LL STICK MY BALLS IN A VICE. DO YOU THINK THAT I SHOULD STILL BUY A ZAPPA RECORD FROM YOU?

OF COURSE YOU SHOULD MY SON. .

I'M JUST ANOTHER NON-PAYING JACK O' LOAF. SO DO YOU THINK THAT IF I BUY ONE OF YOUR RARE AND EXCITING ITEMS AND NOT PAY MY MISERABLE BEHIND JUST MIGHT GET KICKED OFF OF E-BAY?

OF COURSE IT MIGHT MY SON.

MY MAMA HAD ALWAYS SAID THAT I'M REALLY KINDA' STUPID AND UGLY TOO. RECENTLY AFTER SMOKING IN PAJAMAS, THE RESULT OF WHICH STARTED A FIRE THAT BURNED MY FACE. MY MAMA INFORMED ME THAT IT JUST MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA IF I WERE TO GO STAY WITH HER IN MANAGUA, DUE TO THE FACT THAT SHE COULD DO MY LAUNDRY AND COOK FOR ME. DO YOU THINK THAT I SHOULD JUST GO STAY WITH HER?

OF COURSE YOU SHOULD MY SON.

IN A RECENT STAY AT A MOTEL WHERE INSERTION FEES WERE KNOWN TO BE CHEAP, I THINK THAT I MAY HAVE LOST MY WALLET. I ASKED THE HOOKER IF SHE HAD SEEN IT BUT SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE HAD NOT. HOWEVER LATER THAT EVENING, SHE DID ADMIT THAT SHE HAD TAKEN MY TIMEX A FEW MONTHS PRIOR. DO YOU THINK THAT SHE ALSO TOOK MY WALLET?

OF COURSE NOT MY SON.

THE PREACHER AT MY CHURCH IN A RECENT SERMON STATED, " IF YOU FOLLOW THE ADVICE OF PEOPLE LIKE REV. A. WEST IT'S QUITE POSSIBLE THAT YOU COULD WIND UP IN THE PLACE WHERE THE GUY WITH THE HORNS AND POINTED STICK CONDUCTS HIS BUSINESS. ". ARE YOU THE REV. A. WEST THAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT?

PUMP NOT THE LOAF OF THY NEIGHBOR'S OAF NOR CHOKE THY BROTHER'S CHICKEN. REV 13.

[Q] DUE TO THE FACT THAT I HAD RECEIVED MY EDUCATION IN THE USA SCHOOL SYSTEM, I TURNED OUT BEING A COMPLETE MORON. RECENTLY WHILE READING ONE OF YOUR LISTINGS I GOT OFFENDED. AS A RESULT I SENT YOU AN E-MAIL TELLING YOU THAT YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOUR SELF. HOWEVER A FEW WEEKS LATER I DISCOVERED A FEW ITEMS IN YOUR E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY THAT I HAVE CONSIDERED PURCHASING. SO EVEN THOUGH AS YOU HAD SUGGESTED, I'VE HAD MY MISTRESS BEAT MY ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS WITH A COPY OF ROLLING STONE EVERY NIGHT WILL YOU STILL OFFER ME COMBINED SHIPPING?

 OF COURSE NOT MY SON.  

WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME?

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CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND THE MAGIC BAND, PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE YOUR STICK AT SUCH AS STEVE VAI , LAWRENCE " LARRY " " WILD MAN " FISCHER , TIM BUCKLEY, THE GTO'S , PLUS MANY OTHER PSYCHEDELIC AND OTHER ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, JETHRO TULL, PINK FLOYD, NEKTAR, JIMI HENDRIX, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. BUT BE CAREFUL IT'S KINDA' TIGHT IN THERE WITH ALL OF THOSE RARE AND EXCITING ITEMS. SO I'M SUGGESTING THAT ANYONE WITH HUGE BUTTOCKS JUST MIGHT WANNA BRING IN A LITTLE GREASE WITH THEM IN THERE TO AVOID BEING STUCK AND THERE-BY CREATING A SITUATION WHERE I'LL HAVE TO CALL THE CYBER SPACE RESCUE UNIT TO GO ON IN THERE AND PRY YOU OUT WITH THEIR DIGITAL CROW BAR.THE ADMISSION TO MY E-BAY STORE REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?