1971 CAPTAIN BEEFHEART MIRROR MAN BUDDAH LABEL PROMO LP DIE CUT CVR FRANK ZAPPA

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MAY 1971 - CAPTAIN BEEFHEART & HIS MAGIC BAND - MIRROR MAN - THIS IS THE ORIGINAL U.S.A. BUDDAH RECORDS PROMOTIONAL FIRST PRESSING  - 12" VINYL RECORD LP WITH THE DIE CUT FOLD-OPEN COVER - THE COVER HAS SOME WEAR , HOWEVER, THE RECORD IS PRETTY NICE - READ ALL ABOUT IT DOWN THERE SOMEWHERE AFTER YOU SCROLL PAST A LITTLE OF MY OBLIGATORY CRUD, THEN CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS THAT MUCH LIKE YOUR SQUID WHO'S EATING THAT DOUGH IN A POLYETHYLENE BAG WILL BE ABLE TO ENLARGE - OK LARRY? 

HELLO THERE, I'M REV. A. WEST PASTOR AT OUR LADY OF ETERNAL FLATULENCE CHURCH AND REAL ESTATE SALES OFFICE IN BEAUTIFUL DOWNTOWN PLOOKER'S POINT, MARYLAND. YES, IF YOU PURCHASE THIS RARE AND EXCITING ITEM, I'LL NOT ONLY ACTUALLY SEND IT TO YOU, BUT WON'T EVEN CONSIDER KEEPING THE MONEY AND RUNNING AWAY TO MEXICO. HEY, IT'S KINDA' HOT DOWN THERE ALL OF THE TIME ANYWAY AND SOME CACTUS JUST MIGHT JUMP UP 'N STICK ME IN MY CAVERNOUS BEHIND OR SOMETHIN'? SO YEZ DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THAT. OK LORENZO?  

THE ALBUM COVER HAS ASSORTED AILMENTS. THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT THE DIE CUT HAS NO TEARS, AS IS OFTEN SEEN ON THIS ORIGINAL 44 YEAR OLD ALBUM COVER.  RING WEAR AND MAYBE WORMS. CREASES IN THE CORNERS. THE GLUE HOLDING BOTTOM SEAM HAS STARTED TO DRY UP AND HAS STARTED TO SEPARATE NEAR ONE OF THE EDGES . YELLOWING AND MAYBE YELLOW FEVER. EDGE WEAR. THE BENDS. THE BEND OVERS. MALARIA. RICKETS. THE CLAP AS WELL AS OTHER UNPRONOUNCEABLE DISEASES. I SHOULD ALSO MENTION THAT DURING IT'S STAY HERE IN MARYLAND NATURALLY IT'S CONTRACTED CRABS. SEE PHOTOS.

NOW HERE'S MUCH BETTER NEWS; I PLAYED BOTH SIDES IN THEIR ENTIRETY ON MY DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE AND THEY SOUNDED GREAT. A FEW SECONDS AT THE VERY BEGINNING OF THE FIRST SONG ON SIDE 1 SOUNDED A LITTLE STRANGE, BUT BOTH SIDES SOUND REALLY GREAT WITH MINIMAL SURFACE NOISE. THE REASON FOR THAT JUST MIGHT BE WHEN PUTTING MY PROTRUDING NASAL APPENDAGE ABOVE BOTH SIDES WHILE MOVING THEM AROUND UNDER A 100 WATT LIGHT BULB, A FEW LIGHT SCUFFS, NO SCRATCHES, LOOKS BEAUTIFUL. SOME WEAR ON THE SIDE B LABEL. . I'LL TELL YA,THIS IS A NICE RECORD AND IF NOT THE FACT THAT IT HAS THE PROMO LABELS WHICH MEANS IT'S THE FIRST PRESSING AND THAT SIDE B LABEL WEAR, I MYSELF WOULD HAVE A DIFFICULT TIME BELIEVING IT'S 44 YEARS OLD. THE RECORD COME IN A HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE, BUT WAIT.... THERE'S MORE, BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO TONITE SIMPLY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , STEVE VAI PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS AND GROUPS THAN YEZ CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, KING CRIMSON. JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, PINK FLOYD, THE TUBES, BULL ANGUS, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON,TIM BUCKLEY, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPAPARDI AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY, WHERE THE BUNS ARE ALWAYS HOT AND THE MUFFINS JUST MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO REMOVING THEIR ROSETTAS FOR A GEEZER SUCH AS YOU.. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?