1982 FRED BLASSIE PENCIL NECK 45 W/ GEEK CERTIFICATE DR DEMENTO WWF WRESTLING

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1982 - FREDDIE BLASSIE - HEY FRED / PENCIL NECK GEEK - 7" VINYL RECORD 45 RPM SINGLE ON FRED'S GEEKBEAT SILVER RECORD LABEL - 45-001-A/B - INCLUDES THE GLOSSY HEY FRED COVER THAT'S WAS CLEVERLY PACKAGED IN AN OVERSIZE COVER TO THWART GEEK RECORD STORE PERSONNEL - ALSO INCLUDES A CERTIFICATE OF APPRECIATION FROM THE GEEK EXTERMINATION FOUNDATION ON ONE SIDE AND THE PROPAGANDA BULLETIN ON THE OTHER SIDE WHERE IF YOU SEND FRED $8.95 HE'LL SEND YOU A BUNCH OF STUFF FROM HIS NATIONWIDE GEEK CRACKDOWN TO HELP YOU GET RID OF GEEKS - KIND OF LIKE HIS ANTI-GEEK MEMBERSHIP CLUB - THIS ISN'T ONE OF THE VARIOUS RHINO RECORDS PENCIL NECK GEEK RECORD VERSIONS, THIS SUCKER IS RARE AND HAS A VENICE CALIFORNIA ADDRESS - ALSO NOTICE THAT SIDE A IS HEY FRED, NOT PENCIL NECK GEEK WHICH AFTER BEING PLAYED MANY TIMES ON THE DR DEMENTO RADIO SHOW BECAME A BIG HIT - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS

WARNING!!! WARNING!!! THIS RECORD IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR PEOPLE WITH THIN NECKS.  

1982 FREDDIE BLASSIE HEY FRED / PENCIL NECK GEEK 7" 45 RPM SINGLE PLAYS PERFECT. VISUALLY THERE'S ONE SMALL SURFACE MARK ON THE HEY FRED SIDE AND NONE THAT I CAN SEE ON THE PENCIL NECK SIDE. LOOKS LIKE SOME SPOTS ON THE SILVER LABELS. THE GLOSSY COVER HAS CREASES, YELLOWING AND IT'S OPEN AT THE TOP, BOTTOM AND SIDE. DON'T KNOW IF THOSE SEAMS WERE EVER GLUED AND IF SO WHICH ONES. THE CERTIFICATE AND ORDER FORM WERE FOLDED IN THE MIDDLE IN ORDER TO GET SENT WITH THE RECORD. THIS IS A RARE ONE NOT ANYTHING MADE BY RHINO RECORDS AS SIDE A IS HEY FRED, NOT PENCIL NECK GEEK WHICH LATER BECAME A HIT CLASSIC ON THE DR DEMENTO SHOW. THE RECORD ORIGINALLY CAME IN A PLAIN PAPER INNER SLEEVE, BUT IF YOU BUY BEFORE MIDNITE TONITE, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?

YOU'LL HAVE TO HAVE PAY FOR THE ITEM WHEN YOU PURCHASE IT. I'LL TELL YA, THOSE EXCUSES WERE GETTING OLD, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: "AFTER GETTING MY BALLS STUCK IN A VICE BY MY WIFE FOR PURCHASING THE LAST DR DEMENTO RECORD, I DISCOVERED THAT UNLIKE WHAT YOU HAD STATED IN ANOTHER AD, I DIDN'T REALLY ENJOY IT VERY MUCH AT ALL", "I THOUGHT THIS WAS A DR RUTH RECORD, ISN'T DR DEMENTO SOME CRAZY GUY WHO PLAYED A LOT OF WEIRD MUSIC ON HIS RADIO SHOW OR SOMETHING?","SOME GUY AT MY CHURCH SAID THAT PEOPLE WHO LIKE DR DEMENTO, WIND UP IN THE PLACE WHERE THE GUY WITH THE HORNS AND POINTED STICK CONDUCTS HIS BUSINESS". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL O' THESE MISERABLE EXCUSES ARE TRUE. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE. HOWEVER IN TRYING TO MAINTAIN MY IMAGE AS ONE OF THOSE BIG TIME SELLERS THAT JUST LOVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING A HASSLE, YOU'LL HAVE TO READ THE OUTRAGEOUS TERMS IN THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALIFY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, YEZ MUST FIRST MEET OR EXCEED THE FOLLOWING OUTRAGEOUS REQUIREMENTS::  YOU GOTTA PURCHASE MORE THAN ONE ITEM THAT CAN BE SENT TOGETHER FROM ME, NOT ONE FROM ME AND ANOTHER ONE FROM SOME OAF NAMED LARRY. YOU GOTTA PAY ME FOR THOSE ITEMS, NOT PAY ME FOR ONE OF THEM, WHILE SPENDING THE REMAINDER OF YOUR MONEY ON A HOOKER AT SOME SEEDY MOTEL. YOU CAN NOT NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND IN THE FUTCHUM PROMISE NEVER TO BECOME ANY OF THE FOLLOWING: NUISANCE DILLWEED . OAF LARRY'S' MOTHER THE IDIOT THAT GOT OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. . [4} YOUR NASAL APPENDAGE MUST NOT PROTRUDE MORE THAN A FOOT FROM YOUR RONDO HATTON SIZE BEMIS HEAD WITHOUT HAVING THE FIRST NAME OF PINOCCHIO.

FREE FIRST CLASS MAIL SHIPPING IN THE U.S.A.

$10.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNTIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$16.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. , SLOBVARIA, THE RIPOFF REPUBLIC OR THE PILFER ISLANDS }

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY, LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER PLUS I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK BANDS SUCH AS CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE EQUALLY LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, BUBBLE PUPPY, MOUNTAIN WITH THE THEN PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, THE TUBES, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHERS.

IS THE SIZE OF YOUR ZAPPA AND RELATED COLLECTION THE SUBJECT OF LAUGHTER AND RIDICULE BY YOUR FRIENDS, NEIGHBORS, WIFE AND EVEN MISTRESS? WELL DON'T BE ASHAMED MY SON, THIS PROBLEM AS DEGRADING AS IT MAY SEEM IS COMMON AMONG MANY PEOPLE IN ALL WALKS OF LIFE DURING THESE TROUBLING TIMES AND I, REV. A. WEST CAN HELP. SIMPLY GO TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE AND LOOK INSIDE OF MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. YOU'LL NOT ONLY GET TO SEE SOME RARE 'N EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS IN THERE, BUT YOU'LL ALSO BE GIVEN THE ONCE IN A LIFETIME CHANCE TO BUY EM'. THEN IN A SHORT FEW DAYS WHEN YOUR RARE 'N EXCITING ZAPPA ITEMS ARRIVE, YOUR MISTRESS WILL NO LONGER LAUGH AT YOU WHEN YOU ARE FORCED TO REMOVE THOSE PANTIES THAT YOU MUST WEAR AND BEND OVER, WHILE SHE BEATS YOUR ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS WITH A COPY OF ROLLING STONE. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?